Corrupted wish game

Postby **Dante** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:29 pm

Yep. Its published... On Alpha Century where it's well loved as a "extra-solar import"... good luck getting it though.

I WISH EVERYONE WOULD STOP CORRUPTING MY SILLY LITTLE WISHES FOR ONCE AND LET ME BE!!!!!!

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:26 pm

Granted, you take a nice holiday in Irian Jaya and meet up with one of the many undiscovered cannibal tribes for dinner.

I wish to know how many candles it takes to make a cupcake spontaneously combust.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:17 am

Granted. Your daughter, your little cupcake, is playing with a candle one day, when it ignites a gas leak and she is badly burnt. It only took one.

I wish that the next issue of Playboy would feature Roseanne Barr, just to traumatize people.

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:36 am

Granted, but someone e-mails you a copy of that page.

I wish that e-mail also contained the message "Now you've seen it, you can't un-see it."

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:13 pm

Granted, but it carries a virus that eats all of your computer... including the hardware.

I wish I had a bean.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:28 pm

Before corrupting your wish, I would like to take this time to say some thank you's seeing as how this will be my 400th corrupted wish. First, I would like to thank Kali for creating this thread and thus being responsible for all the crushed dreams that have come out of it. I would like to thank all of you for supporting it and letting it flourish, without your wishes this moment wouldn't have been possible. Finally, to all those who wanted to take away my title as The Corrupted Wish Thread...you fail...now onto corrupted wish 400!
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Granted, but upon realizing the fact that you just wasted a wish on a single baked bean, having no real significance or importance on its own, you feel as if you just wasted a perfectly good chance to get something more...such as all the gold in Fort Knox...but now that chance has past and will never present itself again...

I wish my school didn't block as many ports as they do...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:02 pm

Granted, now they don't offer Internet at all.

I wish that skyfish really existed and could fly through the air.

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:44 pm

Granted; the place now reeks of fish! Plug it in, plug it in!

I wish my good old buddy old dear friend pal--you guessed right--Temulin could share a nice old cup of tea with her good old buddy old dear friend pal DEG. *crowd awws*

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:41 pm

Granted, but it's poisned, because we all know that Temulin loves to back stab her old buddies/dear friends/pals.

I wish I had a metal plate strapped to my back, that way if I got backstabbed it wouldn't be as harmful...

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:39 pm

Granted. You now have a metal plate fused to your back (very painfully, i might add). The next person that stabs you in the back uses so much force, the metal plate is bent and stabs your back forever. And you can't remove the plate because, if you forgot, you fused it to your skin. Silly Peanut.

I wish this wish would be corrupted in the most awesome way ever.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:51 pm

Granted.

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...Oh, sorry, but it's so awesome that we can't mention it on the forum.

I wish I owned a a 12-necked guitar

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:54 pm

Granted, but... oh, sorry, I misread that as a 1/2-necked guitar and broke the neck in half. My bad.

I wish that Heroes wasn't looking like an X-Men prequel recently.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:58 pm

Granted. Now it looks like a Daredevil sequel.

I wish my socks were made out of bacon.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:03 am

Granted, the socks you are currently wearing are made out of bacon. Hot, burning bacon, which now tastes like chard skin and sweat. Enjoy.

I wish for a small explosion.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:42 am

Granted, a single molecule just exploded. Whee.

I wish Mothra played baseball for the Atlanta Braves.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:23 pm

Granted, but since everything has to be sized to fit Mothra, all the players have to be giant B-movie monsters. Which makes for a great game until the destruction of the Earth when the inevitable fighting starts.

I wish I could look into parallel universes and watch things like that in safety.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:00 pm

Granted, but you can't see the universe you're in, so you are thought to be blind and insane.

I wish that I had a viking helmet.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:13 pm

Granted, but there's still blood in it from the viking's head it was on.
I wish Journey would get back together with Steve Perry on lead vocals again.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:56 pm

Granted, but they've decided to pursue a daring new musical direction and only plat industrial metal now.

I wish I was bassist in an industrial metal Journey cover band.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:36 pm

Granted, but you only do benefit concerts for Satanist cults.
I wish all my favorite cancelled comic books were still being published.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:06 pm

Granted, though they've all got new artists and writters who have completely run them into the ground.

I wish every mall in the world was five stories tall.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:26 pm

Granted. They are also five feet wide.

I wish for curry.

Postby **animaniac** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:48 pm

granted. its so hot its on fire

i wish bannas had bones

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:22 pm

Granted. Now the only obstacle preventing them from overthrowing humanity has been removed. Way to go.

I wish the army had a weapon capable of fending off the mutant banana hordes

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:08 pm

Granted. It's a very complicated weapon, and you have no idea how to use it. And the mutant banana hordes are at your door.

I wish for an effective anti-mutant-banana-hordes task force to defeat the mutant banana hordes.

Postby **animaniac** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:46 pm

granted. they are 100 foot tall monkeys and they do there job well but they have turned on you and you have a new problem.

i wish for somthing to kill 100 foot tall monkeys

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:11 pm

Granted, there are now 150-foot giant raptors eating the 100-foot monkeys. And then they eat you.

I wish for the world to be covered in cheese, immobilizing the raptors.

Postby **Wind** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:47 pm

the raptors are immoblized but you are lactose intolerant and you swell up and die

I wish for a head of lettuce that could take over the world

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:02 pm

Granted, but it ends up being chopped up into a salad by revolutionaries and eaten in front of it's former followers. Viva la Revolution...

I wish that the Revolution would never end...it's fun times...

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:08 pm

Granted. The Revolution never succeed or gives up, because it's being run by idiots.

I wish for 1 penny.

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