Corrupted wish game

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:34 pm

Granted, but they become carnivorous and eat you.

I wish to write a best-selling novel.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:52 pm

Granted. A plague wipes out 99.99% of humanity, resulting the definition of "best seller" being altered, so now you only have to sell a single copy.

I wish jelly beans were a viable form of fuel.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:13 pm

Granted, they are fuel for a nanite plague that converts humans into abstract art. It wipes out most of humanity. Again.

I wish for whiskey.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:35 pm

Granted, it's home-made by Scottish teenagers and is around 95% proof. Looking at it wrong could give a bad case of alcohol poisoning.

I wish that wasn't an accurate reflection on the habits of Scottish teenagers.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:40 am

Granted, now it's an accurate reflection on the habits of Scottish 6-year-olds. The teenagers are worse.

I wish that Craig Ferguson was my friend.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:44 pm

Granted; he's your horse.

I wish I could fly with diamonds.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:16 pm

Granted, but Lady K in the Sky with Diamonds is universally disliked as a shameless rip-off and doesn't sell a sing copy.

I wish for curry flavoured ice cream.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:48 pm

Granted, but it's flavoured with used curry.

I wish that marshes grew marshmallows named Marsha.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:50 pm

Granted, they're 12 feet tall, carnivorous and called Marsha because of their language, which is a more annoying version of how Pokemon talk.

I wish to see the line that forms to slap firefox programmers when I tell you that the spellchecker has nether firefox nor anime in it, but it does make me capitalize Pokemon.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:08 pm

Granted, and you're in the front of it. Facing the people. (they think you're the programmer)

I wish for CHICKENS!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF CHICKENS!

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:14 pm

Granted, it rains frozen chickens over your house.

I wish people would stop trying to cause so much drama.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:47 pm

Granted, it just comes naturally.

I wish that the old, unlicensed Zelda-clone NES game Spiritual Warfare had a Super Moses Mode.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:54 pm

Granted, but it was only added to the mega drive version.

I wish mangos could grow in the cold.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:10 pm

Granted, they can only grow in the most remote parts of Antarctica. They are now extremely expensive.

I wish that orangutans could survive space conditions unassisted.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:18 pm

Granted, there are now creatures that don't need food, water, or heat to survive with bullet-proof outer coatings and five times the strength of the average man flying around the jungle with nothing to do.

I wish the world was actually that interesting.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:50 am

Granted, but only in your head, and the men in the white coats give you medicine to make it boring.

I wish that Adolf Hitler had a reality TV show.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:59 am

Granted, it's called "Let's Invade Poland" and is the dictator equivalent of the Martha Stewart show. It's also completely illegal in every country.

I wish the voice module on Hitler's brain's jar had a volume control.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:25 pm

Granted, but it's stuck on bullhorn level.
I wish the Nintendo Wii already came Internet ready.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:13 pm

Granted, but it has Conficker on it.

Explanation: http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/03/24/conficker.computer.worm/index.html

I wish I could smash Kabuto's dorky glasses.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:21 pm

Granted, but then he smashes your face in.

I wish that Kabuto had a pair of awesome new shades.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:28 pm

Granted, but they melt his face.

I wish I could dance atop Morgoth's head.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:51 pm

Granted but it's video taped and posted all over Youtube, making it impossible for anyone to take you seriously and generally ruining your life all together...

I wish I could take a trip down memory lane...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:17 pm

Granted, but memory lane is a slang term for death row.

I wish for my Weighted Companion Cube.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:04 am

Granted, but no one believes you when it threatens to stab you, saying that it, in fact, cannot talk.

I wish my bank account was worth more than all the wages and organs of [subjects hometown here].

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:31 am

granted, but your bank wasn't bailed out, so it's worthless.
I wish I could join the crew of the spaceship Bebop.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:14 pm

Granted, but you clean all the bathrooms.

I wish to eat a hamburger.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:47 pm

Granted, but the Hamburg police arrest you for cannibalism.

I wish that stores sold marshmallow Peeps year-round.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:44 pm

Granted, but they're carnivorous.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:12 pm

Due to your invisible wish, the wish granter is not able to fulfill your request. Sorry, please try again later.

I wish to own the really cool black boots I've been looking for.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:21 pm

Granted, but the black boots are full of holes.
I wish the Far Side was still being published.

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