Corrupted wish game

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:22 pm

Granted, but you're fried.

I wish I could be a potato.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:04 pm

Granted...but you're fried into a delicious but unhealthy fast food snack...yum.

I wish I had a neverending supply of French Fries...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:20 pm

Granted, but your blood vessels are clogged by an unending supply of cholestrol.
I wish I reviewed video games for a living.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:06 pm

Granted, your Nintendo's official party game reviewer, meaning you have to play all their games that aren't good enough to release.

I wish there was a room with enough padding to keep Rocklobster safe after his first 6 months of that.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:15 pm

Granted but you have to share it with him...

I wish I could actually work up the motivation to do some work right now...

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:19 pm

Granted, you're wearing a 500v shock collar that goes off when you don't use enough energy.

I wish for banana fritters.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:24 pm

Granted, but because of a typo that was made as your wish was being made, instead of getting banana fritters, you get banana critters...including this one...have fun...

I wish it wasn't so much fun to make fun of bureaucracies...

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:28 pm

Granted, it's even more fun. :evil:

I wish i could find those gifs I'm looking for.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:35 pm

Granted but...[jedi mind trick]these aren't the gifs you were looking for[/jedi mind trick]...

I wish I didn't have a sore throat or any kind of sickness at all...

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:46 pm

Granted, but you're cure cost you an arm and a leg. Literally. *Achoo!* Sorry about that, I'll get you a tissue to clean yourself up with.

I wish for something shiny.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:07 pm

Granted, you have a shiny new deathbot - that's about to kill you.

I wish for something tasty.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:09 pm

Granted, you get a tasty new deathbot...that's about to kill you before you have the chance to eat it...

I wish for something hasty.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:13 pm

Granted, you get a... oh wait, it killed you already, darm hasty deathbots.

I wish for a bacon double cheeseburger with chili and fries.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:28 pm

Granted, but you say Candlejack before you take your first bite.

I wis

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:48 pm

I wish for pie in a cage so we can get peanut back.

Postby **Ikimaru_Tarimi** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:06 am

Granted, but now you're stuck in the cage.

I wish I summon Petey Piranha

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:24 pm

Granted. Just don't expect anyone to come get you out of there.

I wish I could look Indian people in the eye after watching Benny Lava.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:22 am

Granted, but every time they see your face, they break down laughing.

I wish that the French would invade Australia.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:33 am

Granted, but every time they see your face, they break down laughing.

There's always the chance that would happen anyway.

Granted, but the French almost win, causing Australia to re-join Britain for support, which leads to the start of the new British Empire.

I wish for a video of the UN parachuting cats into Borneo.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:01 am

Granted, but they're grenade-swallowing suicide cats, and they are parachuted into your home as well. You arrive home to find bits of cat all over.

I wish that lungs had a cooler name.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:23 am

Granted, but it's chosen by advertising executives who though New Coke was a good idea on it own.

I wish the floor would stop shaking.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:10 am

Granted, it stops shaking. But to you, it's shaking worse. (You become insane)

I wish I was a gunslinger (and didn't shoot myself in the process)

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:02 pm

Granted, you can throw your guns better than anyone else. Unfortunately for you, they're not faster than a speeding bullet so you get shot in your first gunfight.

I wish be in several places at once.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:01 pm

Granted. A freak comes along, slices you up, and distributes your meat worldwide as little snacks. On the up side, you're a food-snack success!

I wish for... Green.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:17 pm

Granted, but the cops are coming. You better start running.

I wish for a dog.

Postby **Midori** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:20 pm

Granted, but it's twice your size and won't listen to you.

I wish my migraine didn't coincide with my calculus final.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:24 pm

Granted. Turns out the final was yesterday.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:26 pm

Granted, you are extremely thirsty, and surrounded by polluted water that will make you grow tentacles and stuff.

I wish for a Mordechai Anielewicz theme park based on the Warsaw ghetto.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:29 pm

Granted, but the Nazis run it...

I wish for immortality.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:33 pm

Granted, your frozen in time forever and therefore nothing can ever happen to you.

I wish for hamburgers to fall from the sky on the nearest vegetarian convention.

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