Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:17 pm

Granted, but you are not legally permitted to actually sell comic books, so you can't open.

I wish McMurdo Station had a sports team.

Postby **Benn** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:39 pm

Granted, but the McMurdo synchronized swimming team froze in the antarctic waters.

I wish there were giant robots in Japan.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:53 pm

Granted, but they turn out to be rather impractical and cause Japan to get nuked...again...

I wish I was a super mutant...then the nuclear fallout from World War 3 wouldn't cause any adverse side effects.

Postby **Wind** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:22 am

granted but since you are immune you are the one that cause nuclear fallout and kill half the world

I wish for a fishing trip and to catch a 500 year old fish

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:09 am

Granted, but that 500 year old fish was dead for 497 of those years, so it's pretty much just ancient fishbones by now.

I wish for the United States to be dissolved and re-formed as the Southern Provinces of Canada.

Postby **FukuokaGirl** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:35 am

Granted! But then there's a coup and it turns into anarchy. XD

I wish my spring wasn't over on Monday!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:33 am

Granted, it's over on the Saturday before.

I wish that there was a prominent Korean Barbecue Party in American politics.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:04 pm

Granted, but the news stories about the presidents dog are never the same again.

I wish everyone would realize that theres not much difference between eating dog and eating cow or sheep or whatever else.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:58 am

Granted. Now everyone eats nothing but tofu.

I wish I was flying through the stratosphere right now.

Postby **animefreak** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:04 pm

granted but you stop breathing
i wish life was easier

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:27 pm

Granted, all life's challenges are gone and boredom becomes the worlds leading cause of death.

I wish solid gold meteorites would rain down on the south pole.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:18 pm

Granted, but now you've killed all the penguins:(
I wish Charlie Brown lived next door to me

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:55 pm

Granted, welcome to predictable comic book life.

i wish I could bring things I imagine to life.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:02 pm

Granted, but that includes your nightmares!
I wish Don Bluth made good movies again.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:11 pm

Granted, Uwe Boll thinks they're fabulous.

I wish that Ultima fans would create a powerful and influential paramilitary organization called the Sosarian Legion.

Postby **Ikimaru_Tarimi** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:24 am

Granted, but then they all get crushed by Mr. Big Shoe and Mr. Weight.

I wish I could fire my lazer BLAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:27 pm

Granted, but you hit a reflective surface and it backfires on you.

I wish my keyboard would stop ignoring keys when I press them.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:10 pm

Granted, but each key is stuck.
I wish Jon Bon Jovi got his long hair back.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:12 pm

Granted, he buys it on E-Bay.

I wish E-Bay was a reliable place to buy things..

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:00 pm

Granted. You can now by those evil things on E-bay. Though, as soon as you open the box, it will destroy your part of THEEE WOOORRLLLDDDD..

I wish I had a pet GLARFLAGLOO

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:55 pm

Granted, you have a pet bottle of gargle fluid. It smells like poop, and everyone thinks you gargle with it, so your friends and acquaintances all desert you.

I wish that lemon meringue pie was the national/state bird of somewhere.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:35 pm

Granted, but now it's illegal to eat it in that nation/state making a bunch of lemon meringue pie lovers really really sad...also the world blows up...

I wish these papers of mine would write themselves...

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:47 pm

Granted, but after they do.. They give everyone paper cuts.. And they also blow up...

I wish the blue Genie (from Aladdin) was my friend.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:10 pm

Granted, you're one of his genie friends, in a lamp lost in the desert.

I wish for something minty.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:06 pm

Granted, but it's um, something pretty disgusting to look at.
I wish the zoo I made in Zoo Tycoon was real. (I'm adding an Allosaurus exhibit tomorrow.)

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:15 pm

Granted, but every time someone lies on their tax return all the cages rust a little.

I wish all the disaster theories about the end of the world would come true on the same day, but they happen in pairs and cancel each other out.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:04 pm

Granted, but even though they cancel out eventually, they still kill everybody and everything and destroy the Earth while getting there.

I wish that I had a skip sandwich.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:13 pm

Granted, I don't know how your going to eat a large metal trash container between two pieces of bread, but here you go.

I wish for a spring in my step.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:25 pm

Granted. You have Flubber on your feet. Too bad you can't stop bouncing.

I wish I could draw awesome stuff really fast.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:37 pm

Granted, you draw so fast you set the paper on fire.

I wish for thunder and lightning.

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