Corrupted wish game

Postby **Wind** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:30 pm

granted but then you can access it because it's a pay-per-view channel

I wish that people around me would all turn into fishes

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:40 pm

Granted, but now you are shark food.
I wish Batman was real.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:39 pm

Granted, but since there are no supervillians he gos to jail as a vigilante.

I wish goldfish would develop super intelligence.

Postby **Wind** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:22 pm

granted but it turns into the fish on american dad and takes over the world

I wish for a starbucks to go out of buisness
(there are too many)

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:28 pm

Granted, but two more take its place.

I wish for a larger anime collection.

Postby **Sanderson** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:26 am

Granted, however most of the collection are the most girly anime ever, and people point at you and laugh.

(Ratrace, I noticed that my last few replies have been corruptions to your wishes, it's just a coincidence, so don't take it personal

)

I wish I knew how to play the guitar even better than Jimi Hendrix and Buckethead combined.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:24 am

Granted, but the connection between your brain and fingers doesn't allow you to ever actually do it.

I wish I would stop getting ads for random garbage every 5 minutes.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:10 pm

granted, now it's every 5 seconds.

I wish for pizza.

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:24 pm

Granted. With Anchoves.

I wish Temulin a happy Birthday

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Postby **Peanut** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:42 pm

Granted, however, it comes at the cost of chanelling all of the happiness within the world throughout history to create the greatest cake ever...yet sadly it turns out to be a lie and now we are all depressed, hungry and upset at overused internet memes.

I wish the world was...ahh why bother...it's just going to get corrupted anyway...

Postby **Wind** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:38 pm

granted, and this is the only wish that can't be corrupted because it is already corrupted

I wish for A stainless steel rubber band to get people to stop poking me

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:04 pm

Granted, but the band pokes you forever, and you can't make it stop. It also bears the logo and name of the Evil Asterisk Steel Rubber Company, so you're pretty sure it's evil.

I wish for war with Oceania.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:13 pm

Granted, but you have to use whales...WHALES!!!!

I wish Kali's actions would result in the mass extinction of whales...just because...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:59 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, Star Trek IV turns out to have been somewhat prophetic, and humanity is doomed because of the lack of whales.

I wish that humanity wasn't doomed because of a lack of whales.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:10 am

Granted. But "save the whales" is soon exposed as a shaky front for funneling money to the buluga mafia. Now they own all the world's oceans and want a premium for tuna.

I wish my cake wasn't a lie.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:19 am

Granted, now your cake isn't a lie but a truth...that truth being that you don't have any cake...

I wish someone would watch the Watchmen more often...

Postby **Sparx00** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:10 am

Granted, but that someone is you.

I wish for a talking duck.

Postby **Midori** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:18 am

Granted. The trouble is getting it to stop talking.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

Postby **Sparx00** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:25 am

Granted. *Gives you a world clock watch*

I wish my talking duck could only say "Aflac."

Postby **Midori** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:58 am

Granted. It tries to communicate by morse code with different intervals between aflacs.

I wish the TASCAM US-144 worked with Audacity.

Postby **Dante** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:24 pm

Granted... but now it requires a really obscure version of Linux that won't work with any products that you can find within the United States.

I wish Temulin could have her cake and eat it too!

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:38 pm

Granted, but it was poisened cake of death D:< Now she forever haunts you.. Poking you with her spork of dOOOOOOOm ~(O_O)~

I wish cheese didn't make me sneeze u_u/

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:04 pm

Granted, now it makes you fart with incredible force through your nose. Nobody quite knows how.

I wish that leprechauns could run for office.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:18 pm

Granted, but they're too paranoid to do anything because they believe that everyone is after their pot of gold.

I wish I had a pot of gold...

Postby **Dante** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:10 am

Granted. But it's at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish I had more wishes to corrupt, especially yours.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:50 pm

Granted, but now you're a genie. Phenomenal cosmic powers. Itty bitty living space.
I wish Song of Storms would use a bigger font for typing.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:56 pm

Granted, now a single letter can crush an entire county.

I wish my spellcheck was intelligent enough to know when a word that's technically spelled correctly isn't the word I meant to write.

Postby **Smile:)** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:28 pm

Granted, now it's intelligent and rude and says mean things to you when you misspell something.

I wish for ice cream!!!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:07 pm

Granted, 50 pounds of melting ice cream are on the way... as in it's falling from the heavens to land on your head.

I wish pandas could naturally fly.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:31 pm

Granted, but watch out for big flying pandas.
I wish I had my own comic book shop.

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