Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:00 am

Granted, but they're huge and they step on your church.

I wish that Gozer did not live in my refrigerator.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:09 am

Granted, you live in Gozer's refrigerator.

I wish for some chicken.

Postby **Sanderson** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:25 am

Granted, however they somehow are able to fly greater distances while higher up in the air than birds, so they get away and you never see them again.

I wish that Jet from Cowboy Bebop was my uncle.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:12 am

Granted, but your life isn't interesting enough to get you mentioned in the series.

I wish the world worked under cartoon physics.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:55 am

Granted. Your life is a great adventure...crying shame it only lasts for 15 minutes. Bummer.

I wish I had the Thunder Megazord!

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:00 am

Granted, shame you can't pilot it without Ranger powers.

I wish it was sunny.

Postby **Dante** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:21 am

Granted. But that's because the sun decides to defy the laws of physics and go nova on us all... blasting the Earth's atmosphere (thus no clouds) off the surface and leaving you with one truly incredible tan that goes to the bone).

I wish that I would be abducted by a set of strange and friendly space aliens and taken to a far safer region of the universe for myself in order to avoid the fallout of Ratrace's last wish.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:26 am

Granted. When they're done with their very friendly probing session they dump you on a survivable but uninhabited world where you spend the rest of your (possibly very short) life trying to work out which plants will kill you if you eat them.

I wish my bones where actually strong enough to survive a supernova.

Postby **Midori** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:05 pm

Granted, but the earth will be completely vaporized. Oh well.

I wish my laptop's battery lasted forever.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:10 pm

Granted, but it's taken away by scientists who work for either the government or the oil companies.

I wish for an empty building and a lot of thermite.

Postby **animaniac** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:55 pm

granted but you in the building when the thermite goes off

i wish for an endless CD by my favorite band

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:07 pm

Granted, but it's all the same song, making you hate the band forever.

I wish the game Fable worked on our X-Box

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:57 pm

Granted, Fable opened up your Xbox and started tinkering with the insides. Unfortunately, video games have little ability with soldering irons, and it quickly destroys the Xbox.

I wish that Puritan and Da Rabid Duckie would return to CAA.

Postby **animaniac** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:00 pm

they do but the accounts belong to diffrent people

i wish for chinese food(yay i get to eat a cat)

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:13 pm

Granted, Chinese food exists. You got get to HAVE any, but it exists.

I wish Monty Python produced an anime series.

Postby **Wind** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:27 pm

He does produce an anime series but it's all about monkeys looking for a lost banana

I wish for a fish to end world hunger

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:30 pm

Granted, but it only works for Christians
I wish Wonder Woman was treated right in both her comics and pop culture.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:16 pm

Granted, she's treated right in the eyes of people who'd rather search for the rule 34 than the real thing. Wonder Woman is now a porn comic. Interestingly enough, it's so hardcore that governments have started censoring comics again, and, among other results, manga is now banned in your country. Yay for ambiguity!

I wish that I had a fresh, warm plate of food from Panda Express, with noodles, orange chicken, and barbeque pork.

Postby **Wind** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:00 pm

Granted but the barbequed pork is actually babrequed panda and you are arrested for eating an endangered species

I wish for a sketchbook

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:18 pm

Granted, but it's on FIIIRrREEEE!! >8D

I wish I was friends with Shawn Spencer (from Psych)

Postby **Wind** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:32 pm

granted but he turns into a giant marshmellow and everyone eats him

I wish I had an ant farm

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:39 pm

Granted. It's all over your house as you read this, hehe.

I wish I could get rid of my chronic daydreaming.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:48 am

Granted, you fail into an irreversible coma.

i wish I could stop sleeping too much.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:28 am

Granted, now you can't sleep at all, and just gradually lose your mind.

I wish for a can of Planters redskin peanuts.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:32 am

Granted, you have a can of two (2) Planters redskin peanuts.

I wish more good music was available legally for free.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:57 am

Granted. More good music is available legally to me for free. You still have to pay, though.

I wish that people would use the names of webcomics as swear words. (You Megatokyoing Penny Arcade!)

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:11 pm

Granted, go sluggy freelance, you gunnerkrigg vampirate!

I wish my ability to make sense worked when I wanted it to.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:17 pm

Granted, but only small dogs and aquatic creatures can understand what you're trying to say. Everyone else, however, misunderstands you, causing everyone to hate you.

I wish for fish.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:23 pm

Granted, fish still exist.

I wish my cats got along.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:27 pm

Granted, they get along. Now, they cooperate in planning your demise.

I wish that CAA had a cable TV channel.

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