Corrupted wish game

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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:16 am

Granted, but I'm her assistant. Thus causing Tsuku to go crazy, and cause extreme chaos in the solar system.

I wish I had a squirrel sidekick.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:13 pm

Granted, your sidekick is Rocky the Flying Squirrel, which makes you a dimwitted moose.

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Postby Midori » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:24 pm

Granted, but nobody will sell anything to you.

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Postby Dante » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:56 pm

Granted. But now neutrinos interfere with wi-fi.

I wish Dr. Tenma would finally get his wish and be made Astro's Dad (Now Tobio (Which is interesting because its a variation on Tobias which means "God is Good" :P)). That he would also finally figure out HOW to be a good father and that Dr. Oshea would take his rightful place as grandpa.
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Postby FnlFntsyYuna » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:07 am

Granted, but cause the wish was so long the wish maker got lazy and only read half of it and now some guy in DC has a son named Astro that he never know he had.

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Postby Dante » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:40 am

Granted... but because your wish maker is to lazy to look up Namie Amuro you dance (and look) like this guy. Have fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlYCVpPo1WQ

Now to resubmit my wish:
I wish Dr. Tenma would finally get his wish and be made Astro's Dad (Now Tobio (Which is interesting because its a variation on Tobias which means "God is Good" )). That he would also finally figure out HOW to be a good father and that Dr. Oshea would take his rightful place as grandpa.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:11 pm

Granted. Dr. Michael Tenma, a Japanese psychologist living in Oregon, is horrified to find that his wife is pregnant not with his human child, as he had expected, but with a litter of puppies. He names one of them Astro, and gives another, named Spot, to his wife's father, Timothy O'Shea. He'll never live this down.

I wish for a medium pomegranate Pinkberry with mochi, chocolate chips, and raspberry.
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Postby Ratrace » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:22 pm

Granted, but when you're done eating it you receive it's power to see dead people.

I wish Scottish supermarkets sold mochi.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:21 pm

Granted, but it gets shipped their straight from Japan... with no refrigeration.

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:27 pm

Granted but it regenerates to 100 time it's original size EVERY time it loses even one molecule.

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:19 pm

Granted, but it's now written in Esperanto

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:21 pm

Granted. It's better at exploding. It still doesn't heat of cool well though.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:33 pm

Granted but orangutan snurkle fleen blorx.

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:34 pm

Granted but all yogurt breathing dragons drown in their own yogurt. They can breath it OUT not IN.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:43 pm

Granted, but that wraps around to negative infinity, so you have, quite literally, the most useless sword possible.

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:45 pm

Granted but since they already could now they can't. Confusing I know.

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Postby Ratrace » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:20 pm

Granted, you now compare almost equally to a long-time goof off member.

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:24 pm

Granted. PEOPLE don't. DRAGONS on the other hand, start to. *snatch*

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Postby Ratrace » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:27 pm

Granted, but one plus one now equals bacteria, killing all other life on Earth.

I wish things on the internet updated when they say, not when ever.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:28 pm

Granted but what if they say they'll never update again by accident?

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Postby Ratrace » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:35 pm

Granted, you literally cause the collapse of society.

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:37 pm

It's too paradoxal to grant.

I wish I could grant any wish I want without fear of it being corrupted.
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:47 pm

Granted, you have no fear.

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:49 pm

Granted but they're ten times worse than birds about their... business.

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Postby Ratrace » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:56 pm

Granted, it decides how badly you do things. Since it always lands on twenty your lucky to be alive.

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:52 pm

Granted but now no one uses wood anymore because they're too busy eating their delicious sausages.

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Postby Ratrace » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:54 pm

Granted, but you go to jail, same as everyone else.

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:09 pm

Granted but considering 90% (or something like that) is unclean you're brain is fried for life.

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Postby Ratrace » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:15 pm

Granted, welcome to this video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwvWKDfdfQ0

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:10 pm

Granted, but they are about events that happened in the 1500s.

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