Corrupted wish game

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:57 pm

Granted, but all it does is make people balled.

I wish I could yo-yo better >_o

Postby **Shiningmonk_e** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:17 pm

you can, but there are no more yo-yo's in the world.

I wish my school's food was better...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:59 pm

Granted, but it's too good for them to give you any. So now, you starve!

I wish for tapioca pudding paintball.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:33 pm

Granted, but the ants that come around and nibble at your toes makes you think twice about such wishes in the future.

I wish for the USS Enterprise-E!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:44 pm

Granted, but it crash lands right on your house, so you're homeless now.
I wish my Wii was hooked up to the internet.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:41 pm

Granted, it is hooked up and vulnerable to Skynet. Your Wii is now trying to kill you.

I wish for $550,000,000 in government bailout money.

Postby **Dante** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:47 pm

Granted. But it's all invested with Bernie Madeoff.

I wish I love chicken and donuts are on the moon, oink oink. Did anyone see a large frying pan around here for me to use upon flying \moles!

the sky were blue?

I'd also like to wish for more CAA polls.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:20 pm

Granted. The CAA polls make about as much sense as that first wish of yours...

I wish pickles

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:51 am

Granted. You are now a pickle and hoards of Pregnant mothers are chasing after you with gallons of Strawberry ice cream and sardines. Good luck!

I wish for a wish!

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:14 pm

Granted, you get to wish for pink hair. Yay for you!

I wish for a huge flying whale spaceship that nobody was suspicious of.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:39 pm

Granted, but it only has impulse power.
I wish I had a Keyblade.

Postby **Midori** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:42 pm

Granted, but some Final Fantasy dude beats you up and takes it away.

I wish I was asleep.

Postby **Dante** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:54 pm

Granted. But you get no rest.

I wish YOU would empty the garbage. NOW.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:09 pm

Granted. I emptied the garbage... all over the living room (hey, if I'd taken the time to drag it outside, it wouldn't have gotten done NOW)

I wish my room cleaned itself

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:08 pm

Granted, but it teleports all of your stuff into the living room.

I wish it would snow.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:58 pm

Granted, but your asleep at the time and then it rains so you never know.

I wish the genetically modified glow in the dark goats would escape and run for government.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:44 pm

Granted, but it's a baaaad presidential run.
I wish Monopoly money was actually worth something.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:22 pm

Granted, but now you have to pay taxes on it.

I wish I'd gone ahead some of the many things I have to get done next week.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:06 am

Granted, but all the people who didn't give you some of their work so you end up twice as busy.

I wish food was free.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:38 am

Granted, but to cover the cost of the food, chewing and swallowing now cost a bundle.

I wish awesomeness could be bottled and distributed with ease and for a low cost.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:46 pm

Granted, but the low cost is rather relative. It's low cost as it applies to rich people. Not middle class. So it's still expensive.
I wish I was a professional video game reviewer.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:26 pm

Granted, but you only get to review the truly horrible games, you have to play all the way through, and you're only paid for the writing itself so you actually make less than minimum wage.

I wish that I was Iron Man.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:29 pm

Granted. Have fun as a statue!

I wish I could make the best video game in the world relatively easily.

Postby **Midori** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:40 pm

Granted, but all the video game studios are shocked and disheartened and nobody ever makes a video game again.

I wish Ike was less powerful.

Postby **Dante** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:31 pm

Granted... but his power was already negative... thus its even MORE negative and hence, MORE POWERFUL (magnitude wise).

I wish my headphones had neko-jin ears that could actually hear and transmit the sounds into my headphones amplified... THEN I would not only attract large quantities of cute anime loving girls at my college, but also have extremely useful headphones which no one would suspect can hear conversations half a block away!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:19 am

Granted, but you hear them in a language you can't understand.
I wish the main characters in Saiyuki could actually get along.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:12 pm

Granted, though for some reason Saiyuki suddenly becomes boring and uninvolving, so everyone stops paying attention.

I wish I could rent a tank for a few days

Postby **Dante** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:42 pm

Granted, but Ford manages to release a larger vehicle the same day, one of which crushes "your puny tankz inzto ze dirtz YA!".

I wish Blitzkrieg would stop obsessing over tanks and join the bicycle revolution.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:03 pm

Granted, but he crashes his huge, armored bicycle into your home, destroying your residence and your bicycle. And just keeps going.

I wish for Barack Obama to stop obsessing over the Unites States and join the Canadian Empire revolution.

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:21 am

Granted, but his obsessions get even more annoying.

I wish all politicizations would move to Canada.

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