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Postby animeantics » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:35 pm

Shiningmonk_e (post: 1285213) wrote:Edit: Dang it! posted before me.. lol

they do...but they are all broken

I wish I could jump super high.


Granted, but you jumped soo high you get stuck in a tree and you never get down. Ever.

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I wish that it was peanut butter and jelly time...:dance:
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:43 pm

Granted, but you get hit with a baseball bat.

I wish for bats. Lots of bats.
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Postby animeantics » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:46 pm

Granted, now about 10million baseball bats are being thrown out you....

oouuuuccchhhhh....

I wish that I never had a headache ever again!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:18 pm

Granted, but cutting off your own head was rather extreme, don't you think?

I wish for Godzilla.
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Postby Peanut » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:17 pm

Granted but he's not house trained...

I wish for I had something choclatey to eat...
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:22 pm

granted, but now you're allergic to it.

I wish I had donut with chocolate and sprinkles
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:39 pm

Granted, but you choke on it.

I wish I had a really big lolipop.
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Postby Midori » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:28 pm

Granted, but it's so big when you put it in your mouth it gets stuck...and you have to spend a month with a lolipop-shaped head.

I wish my house was upside-down.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:33 pm

Granted, but you are now bombarded with paparazzi and people thinking your house is the new Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

I wish for a corgi/siberian husky puppy.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:45 pm

Granted, but it's infected with a horrible plague that kills half your state.

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Postby rocklobster » Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:54 am

Granted, but now Goof off has been locked.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:45 pm

Granted, now they blow.

I wish that it was possible to make lemonade with nothing but half a can of beets, a single raspberry, a trombone, and water.
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Postby rocklobster » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:01 pm

Granted, but it puckers your mouth worse than a warhead candy.
I wish I had a chocobo.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:09 pm

Granted, but it's the chocobo in Hana Ryuuzaki's avatar.

I wish I had a pet Sephiroth.
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:08 am

granted, but now you can't see your pet

I wish I had a bottle of ketchup
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:22 am

Granted, now if only you had some fries.
I wish I could ride the Galaxy Express.
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:28 pm

granted, now you can't get off

I wish I had a child named Optimus Prime!
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:14 pm

Granted, but it's a boy and he is tortured for the rest of his life because of it, and he blames you. Way to go.

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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:12 pm

granted, but since you already know the ending it's not as fun (btw I just came back from that movie)

I wish I could summon my main character, Ikimaru Tarimi, from my story in the Writing section.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:53 pm

Granted, but he/she wants to kill you, creating a paradox!
I wish I was a member of the Titans.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:19 pm

Granted, but the Olympians overthrow you, take all your stuff, and lock you in Tartarus.

I wish for raspberry yogurt.
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Postby Dante » Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:38 pm

Granted but it's over the expiration date.

I wish Kaligraphic would corrupt his own wishes rather then making us do all the dirty work!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:17 pm

Granted, but each time, he corrupts his wish with "Granted, but Godzilla poops in Pascal's dinner."

I wish that my yogurt was still fresh and edible.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:18 pm

Granted, but Godzilla poops in Pascal's dinner.

I wish that I didn't have to keep using that corruption.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:24 pm

Granted, now you get too summon Godzilla to eat Pascal.

I wish I had a little coote floofy duckling that waddled and quacked like a coote wittle ducky o_<.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:28 pm

Granted. But you used wittle and little so much in your wish that he's the size of a germ and gets eaten by a bug.

I wish I had all the songs from the hyrule symphony CD on my MP3 player.
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Postby Dante » Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:33 pm

Granted... but they don't play because they're in the wrong format.

I wish that emotional, spiritual and physical pain and suffering ceased to exist (and could not be replaced by any worse items).
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:50 am

Granted, but so does all joy, happiness, pleasure, and hope. We are left in a bleak world of dull grey existence.

I wish for all the awesome back.
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Postby rocklobster » Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:48 am

Granted, but the suck is still here.
I wish Khan had never killed Kirk's son.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:58 am

Granted, but since it was actually Commander Kruge who killed Kirk's son anyway, the wish is wasted.

I wish my old hairdryer could be converted into a death ray.
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