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Postby Phantom_Sorano » Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:57 pm

Granted, but no one would buy your work.

I wish I had infinite knowledge....
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:59 pm

Granted. "With genius comes madness..."

I wish I could breath fire.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:15 pm

Granted, but it hurts like snot.

I wish I could draw REALLY REALLY good anime.
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Postby The Liar XIII » Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:02 am

Granted, But now you must design a whole series! Rapidement! (French for quickly)

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Postby rocklobster » Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:36 am

Granted, but now all the spayed and neutered pets are coming for you!
I wish there really was a Fear Street and that I lived on it.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:44 am

Granted, but it's so terrifying, and filled with scary things, you don't want to ever leave your house.

I wish i had a dragon doll =o
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:16 am

Granted. It's the dragon version of Chucky.

I wish I could bring the good guys in my book to life.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:31 am

Granted, but because reality is so twisted, they become evil and wreck havoc on the town.

I wish it would snow here.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:32 am

Granted. The snowflakes are the size of glaciers. *Thud* *crunch*

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Postby Shiningmonk_e » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:48 am

You can but the lasers burn your eyes out as well.

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Postby The Liar XIII » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:58 am

Granted. But don't pick your nose.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:43 pm

Granted, but he gets all the girls, and all your friends are just using you to get to him. Also, people start to think that you're a member of the KKK.

I wish that Hulu had every Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis episode.
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:39 pm

granted, but now a rabid monkey attacks you out of nowhere

I wish I can shoot a mighty laser out of my mouth!
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Postby Dante » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:05 pm

Granted, but unfortunately you can only do so when you transform into...

"THE ILL-TEMPERED SEA BASS!!!!"

And the laser will only work when you're on land and will electrocute you in water.

I wish this wish would be corrupted by the coolest corruption to ever take place on the corrupted wish thread... hence gaining me a position stolen from me by Temmy-san. I'd also like a pony, with a laser on its head... and I'd like it talk, and I'd like it gain a position as a supreme court justice... and I'd like it dance too... you know... if the dancing part can be arranged.
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:23 pm

granted, but...........DR. OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I wish grow tentacles out of my body
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:20 pm

Granted, but they come out through your eyes, blinding you, and through your anus, making for some severe social awkwardness.

Oh, and here's how you corrupt a wish.
Pascal (post: 1284376) wrote:I wish this wish would be corrupted by the coolest corruption to ever take place on the corrupted wish thread... hence gaining me a position stolen from me by Temmy-san. I'd also like a pony, with a laser on its head... and I'd like it talk, and I'd like it gain a position as a supreme court justice... and I'd like it dance too... you know... if the dancing part can be arranged.


Granted, you gain the position in the Corrupted Wish Thread. You get the talking, dancing pony, the laser, the seat on the supreme court. The horse gets on the supreme court, too. John Roberts envies you. The nation envies you. Your scientific peers envy you. But, at the end of the day, you know in your heart one unshakeable truth - that you will never be anywhere near as awesome as Temmy.


I wish for a pepperoni pizza right now.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:37 pm

Granted. A pepperoni pizza exists right now... and I'M eating it.

I wish for cheese
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Postby rocklobster » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:50 pm

Granted, but it's Cheese from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. And he wants cereal.
I wish Tarnish hadn't posted that Hanson song.
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Postby animeantics » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:53 pm

Granted, now it's that Jonas Brothers song, Burnin' Up. D:

I wish my CD drive was working so I could put my new Alice nine and The Ting Tings CD on my Ipod!

P.S "Burnin' up...burnin' up, for you, baby...."
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Postby Smile:) » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:56 pm

Hey! You made me edit! ^^ But it's okay.

Granted, but now your headphones/speaker aren't.

I wish I wasn't so bored.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:56 pm

Anime: Granted, but now your iPod isn't working. Apparently, it's not run-over proof.

Smile: Granted, now you have to go chase a dog you promised to watch through the poison-oak infested woods.

I wish you never mentioned the jonas brothers.. Ugh.. ><
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Postby animeantics » Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:00 pm

Granted, I Mentioned Hannah Montana.

I wish that I could go buy some Manga!
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:43 am

Granted, but the whole world is sold out of all Manga... except that thing that stared Avril Lavigne.

I wish that Sharpies came in yummy scented versions.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:19 am

Granted, but the scents are chosen by cats, so they all smell like fish.

I wish for aliens to invade and wipe out humanity.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:45 am

Granted, but that means you're dead too.
I wish Chuck Norris and Mr. T were a crime-fighting duo.
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Postby animeantics » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:06 pm

Granted, but they have a heated argument and break-up :(

I wish that I could meet Vic Mignonga...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:26 pm

Granted, but you accidentally trip over a table leg with a knife in your hand and you end up killing him.

I wish that Vic hadn't been killed by animeantics' clumsy knife-wielding.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:30 pm

Granted. Instead he got killed by YOUR clumsy knife wielding.


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Postby animeantics » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:32 pm

Granted, but now, you're always cold.

I wish that my furuba dvds would get here already!!
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Postby Shiningmonk_e » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:32 pm

Edit: Dang it! posted before me.. lol

they do...but they are all broken

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