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Postby minakichan » Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:21 am

Granted. There is no bad news; I had a delicious seafood dinner as a result.

Wish I had had some chips to go with that fish.
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Postby Etoh*the*Greato » Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:22 am

Delicious wood chips.

I wish the pain would end.
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:00 pm

Granted, now your frozen for 100 years

I wish I could be taller
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Postby Sanderson » Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:19 pm

Granted, however you end up being 50 feet tall. The army comes after you with a bunch of tanks and planes and shoots you down.

I wish that Jean-Claude Van Damme was my personal body guard.
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Postby Shiningmonk_e » Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:54 pm

He is but he is killed when protecting you

I wish there was more anime on TV.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:22 pm

Granted, but it's the most outrageously offensive nazi tentacle porn (with all the weirdness that Japan can pump out) and it promptly gets anime banned in the United States.

I wish for Doctor Why.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:07 pm

Granted, but Doctor Who kills him after being convinced he was an alien.

I wish I was on the Freakazoid show before it was canceled.
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Postby Smile:) » Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:31 pm

Granted, you were in 10 seconds before the credits of the last episode. ^^

I wish I didn't have to come up with a wish everytime I wanted to corrupt someone else wish.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:40 pm

Granted, but the corruption for the wishes you actually want to make is faaarrr worse.

I wish I didn't make people feel so awkward, to the point of thinking I said something I didn't.
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Postby Smile:) » Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:47 pm

Granted, now you only make them insane. At least they don't feel awkward!^^

I wish for mint ice cream!!!
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:17 pm

Granted, but I serve it to you :3

I wish MANGO wouldn't tell people what happened in the chat XD
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:25 pm

Granted. Mangos won't tell but MANGO will.

I wish I could listen to the outset island song forever.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:29 pm

granted, then you BECOME the outset island. forever gobbling people up, and singing the theme song. Whooooosh. Oh, and you're miserable. :D

I wish I felt better
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:30 pm

Granted. Well at least I hope that helps... It does with me.

I wish I had a burrito.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:37 pm

Granted, but it's evil, and when you try to eat it, it attacks you, takes your money, and runs off to France.

I wish I would stop sneezing o_<
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:33 pm

Granted, but now you can't stop coughing and having an urge jump up and down at random times
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:40 pm

Granted, but now you can't think of how many pages are gonna be in your book
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Postby Smile:) » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:52 am

This game is much more fun if you make a wish!!!

I wish for a Hello Kitty MP3 Player!!
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:58 am

Granted, but it is actually the real, now stuffed, hello kitty with an MP3 implanted in her stomach. It creeps everyone out so much, you have no friends :( Well, except creepy taxidermists and animal haters.

I wish I could beat LOZ Ocarina of Time!!! Stupid Water Temple... >_<
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Postby Sparx00 » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:56 am

Granted. I believe the key that you seek is in the center of the temple in that one pillar thingy. Just look around CLOSELY and you should find it. I think once you do, you hook shot up to it, and continue on your merry way (PM me if I'm wrong)

The downside to this wish, you'll have to beat all the other temples without help.



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Postby Sparx00 » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:08 am

Granted. But they're on a different IM system.

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:41 am

Granted. But you must PM me.

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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:54 am

Granted, now you can listen to your least favorite songs

I wish I could shoot fire out of my hands
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:03 pm

Granted, but then grows and shoots fire

I wish I could use Yusuke's Reigun
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:48 am

Granted, but you can only use it as an artistic muse. You know, kind of like you could before.

I wish for atomic pizza.
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Postby Sparx00 » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:55 am

Granted. But your house number is broken so the guy ends up not finding you until later only after he's eaten your pizza. At least you don't have to tip him.

I wish for a T-rex to rampage through New york city.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:39 am

Granted but you can only fly straight down. Pretty much what ordinary people do.


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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:59 pm

Granted, he's a man who is about to roundhouse kick you into a whole new dimension of pain.

I wish that Jack Bauer would save Robin Firedrake from certain death at the hands and feet of Chuck Norris.
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Postby Smile:) » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:37 pm

Granted, but Chuck Norris is back to being a meme.

I wish I could find my favorite ear rings. =(
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:40 pm

Granted. They just walked by you on someone elses ears...

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