Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:22 am

Granted. It froze and shattered instead.

I wish I owned a guitar with 17 necks.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:21 pm

Granted, but at the end of each neck is a hungry Hydra's head. (Every time you cut it off, two more grow back)

I wish I could fly.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:41 pm

Granted. You can fly. You fly up, and up, and up, and you fly right into a jet engine and die.

I wish for pecan pie.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:49 pm

Granted, but it's infested with bugs. Well.. At least the pie has more protein now!

I wish my nose would stop running.

Postby **Sparx00** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:20 pm

Granted, but now you have to go get it.

I wish I had a duck.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:22 pm

Granted, but his name is Donald, and he often punches you and you cannot understand him.

I wish my hands were soft XP

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:48 pm

Granted, they are made of Orange Jello.

I wish that tigers could talk. Lolz.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:49 pm

Granted, but all they can say is "I'm going to eat you!" right before they do. And you're the first one to find this out!

I wish blue was the theme color of the world.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:02 pm

Granted, but its not blue, its red.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:42 pm

Granted...oh wait you didn't wish for anything...well that makes my job easy...

I wish that life was like a box of chocolates...literally...

Postby **MoonRock Dragon** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:33 am

Granted but it all melts over everything.

I wish I had a sig/avatar picture

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:45 pm

Granted, your avatar is now a picture of your empty signature.

I wish I had a crab with a weak spot I could attack for massive damage.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:55 pm

Granted, but you suddenly become Solid Snake, and you cannot kill the EVIL DEMON CRAB FROM HECK! And he quickly pokes your eye out, then stabs you to death.. So sad.

I wish I had a crab battle.

Postby **Corkyspaniel** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:56 pm

Granted, but that crab had friends who did not have weak spots.
I wish for a new set of pencils, for mine have been stolen. >.>

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:34 pm

Granted, but the pencils have teeth marks and the erasers smudge.
I wish my mom would let me buy Guitar Hero.

Postby **Monkey J. Luffy** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:39 pm

granted, but only the christian rip-off.

I wish that I could fly

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:17 pm

Granted, but you run into every building in the vicinity.

I wish my little Tako dinosaur would come to life in all it's cute, not eat me, ness.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:20 pm

Granted, but it eats everything and everyone you care about.

I wish that skittles were magic.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:22 am

Granted, but the leprechauns steal them all and hide them where nobody can find them. They're weird with magical stuff like that.

I wish I had short hair.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:42 am

granted, but it's infested with lice.
I wish neither Ringo Star nor John Lennon had died so the Beatles could do a reunion tour.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:02 pm

Granted, but the other two members did.

I wish that people didn't like the Beatles.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:45 am

Granted, but they LOVE the Cockroaches, a nearly identical band with the gimmick of including live cockroaches with their CDs. Needless to say, this makes people really wish they could buy the songs on iTunes, but their label, Orange Records, refuses to deal with Apple.

I wish that there was a Ringo Monument in Washington, D.C.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:24 am

Granted, but I destroyed it.

I wish for a Jesus Christ monument in Washington, D.C.

Postby **Etoh*the*Greato** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:45 am

Granted, alas the statue was politically motivated causing an uproar in society. In the end, the statue is taken down and placed in a more out of the way location. Eventually he is relegated to being a simple catholic shrine in a latino community, wrapped in white christmas lights and with flowers strewn at his feet

I wish I had a sangwich.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:57 am

Granted, but its a sandwich instead.

I wish for a PS3.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:15 am

Granted, you have a Portable Stairmaster 3, now be sure to use it regularly to burn off those extra pounds.

I wish for a circus elephant.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:16 am

Granted, but its fat and cant walk and dies of a heart attack.

I wish for a kitty. XD

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:14 pm

Granted, but it's skinny and can't eat, and it starves to death in your lap, and you become very sad.

I wish for monsters.

Postby **Sparx00** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:38 am

You failed to say where you want them so your wish is rejected. (try to be more clear, like under the bed, or in the closet, or in general public.)

I wish I had a flying ice cream truck.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:04 am

Granted but unlike spongebob you do not live.

I wish I had a flying ice cream truck and that I could live if it fell on top of me.

Corrupted wish game

Well, I'm new to this thread, but...^^

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