Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:42 am

Granted. Sadly, you get inaugurated the day before the zombie apocalypse begins, so everyone will remember you as "that president who couldn't do squat about the zombies"

I wish there was a Rankin/Bass stop motion version of FLCL

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:14 am

Granted, but it has a guest appearance by characters from their Rudolph cartoon. And they die. With extreme amounts of blood and guts. EWW!
I wish horror movies came in Scream-o-vision.
Scream.

Postby **Sanderson** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:09 am

Granted, but they give Sinbad another TV show.

I wish that the PC and console versions of Street Fighter IV would get released already.

Postby **White Raven** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:00 am

Granted, but they have none of the original characters and it is now a battle strategy game.

I wish I had a new comp.

Postby **Monkey J. Luffy** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:09 am

granted, but the granter misunderstood you and you are now in a new "camp"....forever

I wish that Bruce Campbell lived next door to me.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:46 am

Granted, but he lives in a creepy old shack in the woods and occasionally unleashes demons and zombies on your neighborhood.

I wish I had a mongolian grill in my basement

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:00 am

Granted, u now have a mongolian girl tied up in ur basement.

I wish for a bike.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:44 am

Granted, but it's one that some weird British guy got arrested for trying to have sex with. Now that you know that, it's the only thing you can think of when you look at it.

I wish that I had a mongolian girl in my basement.

Postby **Monkey J. Luffy** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:11 pm

Granted, but she's a cannibal.

I wish that I had Eyebrows like Captain Amarao from FLCL.

Postby **Etoh*the*Greato** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:26 pm

You do. Predictably you get weird looks from everyone ever. You never get a date.

I wish I had the perfect job.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:28 pm

Granted, you are a beaver. You make dams for a living. You don't get payed and eat flies for a living. Sounds great, doesn't it?

I wish to be dating Selena Gomez.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:34 pm

Granted, but she breaks your heart and kills you...and tears you to pieces...and throws every piece into a fire. As they burn it hurt so much because your were so happy for her. Look at me still talking when there's science to do. When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you. I have experiments to run and there's research to be done on the people who are still alive!

I wish my laptop worked...

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:26 am

Granted, it worked at one point.. Before getting brutally smashed by a steamroller and then thrown off a cliff into jagged rocks below. Now you have to use your mothers old old computer that's been in her attic for who-knows-how-long because you spent every last penny on that laptop.

I wish I was able to use my laptop without it having some costly problem.

Postby **White Raven** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:54 am

Granted, you can now use your laptop as a toilet seat, and the only problem you will ever have with it is cleaning. And that my friend is not costly.

I wish I had curly wonderful looking hair that will never go gray.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:32 pm

Granted, but it's a pain to deal with, and there are so many knots, it tends to break brushes. And if you don't wash it twice a day, it starts getting really nasty smelling o_o And it turns green XP

I wish I could draw like a two year old.

Postby **Monkey J. Luffy** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:27 pm

granted, but over time you gain the skills of a three year old.

I wish that I had the POWER!

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:38 pm

Granted, you now have a brand new alkaline battery in your hand.

I wish I had gills AND could breathe regular air.

Postby **Etoh*the*Greato** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:10 pm

Granted. You are now a hideous fish man who can find no love.

I wish my headache would go away.

Postby **Monkey J. Luffy** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:37 pm

Granted, it's not a tumuh

I wish that wendys served Pepsi products....

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:03 pm

Granted, they serve Pepsi shirts and Pepsi cups but not Pepsi drinks.

I wish Wendy's served drinks from the fountain of youth.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:44 am

Granted, now everyone's turned into babies when they drink them.
I wish I had a pet dolphin.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:46 pm

Granted, but it died yesterday.

I wish that people could dance.

Postby **Monkey J. Luffy** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:19 pm

Granted, but now everyone is only a sub-human

I wish the I never lost it

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:36 pm

Granted, you just "misplaced" it is all.

I wish I had more orange jello..

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:42 pm

Granted, but I ates it. Lolz.

I wish III had more jello.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:20 pm

Granted, but the roman numeral three does not have any need for Jello since it is a symbol and thus has no mouth.

I wish that numbers had mouths and were self concious...

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:28 pm

Granted. They also want to eat you.

I wish I had a pickle.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:03 pm

Granted, but why you would want Dethklok's drummer is beyond me.

I wish for fire and ice...in one convient package.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:07 am

Granted. You now have a horribly polluted lake that just caught on fire.

I wish I was eating something right now.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:13 am

Granted, you are now eating a horriblt polluted lake that just caught on fire...yum...

I wish my computer didn't decide to overheat whenever I try to play a game on it.

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