Corrupted wish game

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:57 pm

Granted, but it is in your mouth so you cant eat anything smaller than a wooly mammoth and you constantly bite your tongue and pierce your lower lip.

I wish I could find a GIANT T-REX that's nice and doesn't eat anyone and is on Earth and with me and wont hurt anyone and is nice and wont die till I die or I want it to.

Postby **Ingemar** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:25 am

Granted, but you die upon receiving it.

I wish I could teach people proper spelling.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:43 pm

Granted, but you can only teach it to blind people. XD

I wish I had the world's best computer.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:48 pm

granted, but it sets you back so far that you can't buy any software for it.
I wish there really was a Mario Bros plumbing company.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:29 pm

Granted, but "Mario" and "Luigi" are very... Special. When someone hires them, they often eat mushrooms out of the persons yard, stomp on random things, and sometimes they seal things out of boxes after stomping on them. They have also been known to set houses on fire. They always claim a "fire flower" did it though. The only reason they're still in business and aren't in jail is their rich girl, Peach. Oh yeah, and after you have crazy problems with your plumbing, you hire them unaware. Your house is on the news the next morning. Well, what's left of it anyway.

I wish I was Mario's cousin.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:52 pm

Granted, but "Mario" is really just an italian hobo on the corner of Main St.

I wish I was a famous Christian Rapper XD

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:53 pm

Granted, you WERE Mario's cousin.. May you rest in peices u_u

I wish the heater would come on @__@

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:00 pm

Granted, but you cannot turn it off. Soon it gets really hot and you catch on fire. Well, at least Ninjas can't catch you ;D

I wish I was GIR

Postby **Sanderson** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:17 am

Granted, but you're allergic to tacos.

I wish that all of my friends that play the 360 version of Left 4 Dead played the PC version instead (so they could play with me), and they had computers that could handle it.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:44 am

granted, but all the zombies can actually kill you in the PC version, so you have no friends left.

(BTW, LN, your response to my wish was EPIC WIN!)
I wish Monopoly money was real.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:56 am

(NOO, NOT THE TACOS! Oh, and thanks RL ^^)

(Oh! Looks liek KumaruRockz' last wish didn't get currupt! We cannot have that, now can we?)
KR: Granted, you're a christian rapper, but you stink really, really bad, and get tomatoes thrown at you a lot. Now your skin is dyed red and you still stink.

RL: Granted. You get the largest version of the famous bord game for christmas. You gather up the money and gloat to friends. Soon, a street person sees you, and tries stealing the money. Of course you resist, and hit him in the head with a rubber chicken, but it was not sufficient enough. He finds a vase, and hits you over the head, and gets away with the money. Now you have no money, and a swolen head because apparently, you were allergic to vases.

I wish, in the original version of Rugrats, that the babies could finally overthrow the evil Angelica and make it out with the cookies.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:32 pm

Granted, but then they get out of the house and are run over by a truck.

I wish that G. W. Bush and Barack Obama were old friends from band camp.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:12 pm

Granted, but after Band Camp they had a bad fight and hate each other now.

I wish that I was the world's best trombone player.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:22 pm

Granted, there's a pet product called a Trom-Bone, made for dogs to gnaw on. You are the only human being who plays with them. Also, everybody now thinks of you as "that dude who chews on dog bones".

I wish that pterodactyls still lived, and that they pooped Skittles.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:31 pm

Granted, but who wants to eat them? They taste nothing like Skittles. In fact, they still taste like poop!
I wish I could celebrate Christmas with all the Whos in Whoville.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:15 pm

Granted, but the Whos have been infected with the disease from 28 Days Later.

I wish I could hug Sephiroth!

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:15 pm

Granted, but right after, he stabs you with his long sword. His idea of a joke, I'm guessing. You don't think it's funny though.

I wish my teeth were cavity-proof

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:46 am

Granted, but they are permanently yellow XD

I wish that I could fly.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:20 pm

Granted, but you just ran out of frequent flyer miles.
(oh, wait, did you mean on your own?)
I wish I had a Meta Knight plushie.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:23 pm

Granted, but you got a mean dog too and he ripped it up.

I wish that I could transport myself in and out of any t.v. show, but instead of being on a set with a bunch of actors, I was actually in the universe of the actual characters.

Postby **Sae-chan** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:32 pm

Granted, but you have now become the enemy of ALL of the characters and can therefore never enjoy your visits.

I wish for... uh, world peace.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:05 pm

Granted but it comes at the cost of mankinds freedom...

I wish for more freedom and less peace...

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:35 pm

Granted, everyone is free and self governing, but the population has killed itself off so there are like three people still alive. And they're fighting. And you aren't one of them.

I wish for a world where all GOOD cartoon characters were real.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:53 pm

Granted... But I have one thing to say: Spongebob and Patrick *Complete chaos ensues*

I wish I was the worlds best swordsman and that no weapon, poison or even bare hands (or feet) could destroy me,

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:54 pm

Granted, but you drown in a bowl of soup tomorrow.

I wish that 1337 5p34|< was taught as a foreign language.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:04 pm

Granted, but only nonhumans are allowed to speak it.

I wish I had a LOT of scallopini de pollo. YUM...

Postby **animefreak** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:12 pm

granted, but it was burned to ashes in the prosess of making it. later you find out that it is never going to be made again.

i wish i wouldn't be so nervous in front of large crowds.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:14 am

Granted, but now everytime you go in front of a large crowd, the throw tomatoes (and other misc. vegetables) at you

I wish that the world was a square. XD

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:24 am

Granted, but at the edges, people always get stabbed. It's a real killer.

I wish my little plastic toy slinky was a normal sized, metal one.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:20 pm

granted, but it gets rusty.
I wish I was a transformer with a cool alternate mode to turn into.

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