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Postby Conner999 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:35 pm

Granted, your hair curls like mine, except your head cannot handle how tight they curl so it pops right off! O_O


I wish to have a Keyblade.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:43 pm

Granted, but you had to kill Sora to get it. Soon the Keyblade goes psychotic, calls other (anti-ninja/breakdancer) Keyblades together and kills you after a long, three day, brutal battle.

I wish I was a Keyblade master.
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Postby animeantics » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:26 pm

Granted, but several days after you are named "keyblade master", you lose your keyblade...too bad.

I wish they would put Antic Cafe's song Snow Scene on itunes.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:18 pm

Granted but it eats itself.

I wish i had a miniature steampunk dragon as a pet (AND that he liked me and wouldn't hurt me or anyone else accidentally)
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:37 pm

Granted, but it tastes like poo.

I wish for a goat to be elected Secretary General of the United Nations.
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Postby rocklobster » Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:36 am

Granted, but it's an evil goat.
I wish the Subspace Emissary mode on Super Smash Bros Brawl was easier.
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Postby Midori » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:32 am

Granted, but then they decide the best way to make it easier was to make it really short, and you lose most of those awesome cutscenes which were the main point of Subspace Emissary in the first place.

I wish I had a personal butler.
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Postby animeantics » Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:38 pm

Granted, but he steals all your money.

I wish for a bento box.
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Postby Midori » Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:44 pm

Granted, but there's no bento inside it.

I wish I could get unlimited free anime DVDs.
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Postby animeantics » Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:48 pm

Granted, but the DVD's are all Region 2 DVD's, so they don't work on Region 1 DVD player (which is what you have)

I wish to do well in Ballet class today.
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Postby smartyetstupud » Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:25 pm

Granted, but you will never perform as well this ever again.

I wish I could play the piano better.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:32 pm

Granted, but you can only play "Mary had a little lamb" better. But at least it sounds really good! XP

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Postby animeantics » Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:47 pm

Granted, but you get killed off the show...to bad.

I wish to be a voice actress for anime.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:43 pm

Granted, but you only get to do gurgling death noises.

I wish for flan.
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Postby animeantics » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:42 pm

granted, but it's 20 years old :(

I wish for a Pikachu plushie.
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Postby rocklobster » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:49 pm

Granted, but it never stops saying "Pika! Pika!", just like the anime version.
I wish I had the entire Cowboy Bebop on DVD.
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Postby animeantics » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:36 pm

Granted, but you get arrested cause it was a pirated DVD.

I wish for a Mokona-chan!

And, I wouldn't mind the Pika Pika!
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Postby DragoonKnight » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:43 pm

Granted, but I gave you Pikachu. Is that really what you wanted? The AMERICAN PIKACHU! IT SHOCKS YOU AND YOU DIE!

I wish that I would finis...
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:49 pm

Granted, you are able to finish your novel that the public has been waiting for for a long time. Too bad you left it in your car, and the car explodes. Those crazy enemy novelists..

I wish that I was-
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Postby Sanderson » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:43 am

Granted, but you get a + instead of a -.

I wish that I had a tree that grew pizza.
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Postby Taran » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:59 am

Granted but the pizzas are poisonous and die from eating one.

I wish that i had a robot
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:22 am

Granted, but it's the Terminator, and he thinks your dog is Conner, so when you disciplined scruffy, the Terminator killed you with an awesome gun/kick/chop move. But at least they kiiind of mentioned you in the new Terminator movie. Too bad you were played by a girl.. >_>

I wish I was Tally Winderbush!
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:34 am

Granted, but no one has any idea who Tally Winderbush is. The whole of your existence is getting shafted.
I wish there was an online version of Pokemon for the Wii.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:30 pm

Granted. There's an online version of Pokemon for the wee folk. Faeries, leprechauns, and such enjoy it greatly, but it is forbidden to humans on pain of *censored*. Needless to say, no human has ever played it.

I wish for a pizza that would grow trees.
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Postby animeantics » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:57 pm

Granted, but you accidently eat the pizza, and a tree grows inside of you and it kills you...:(

I wish for Lucky Star v. 1.
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Postby KumaruRockz » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:15 pm

Granted, but it isnt a lucky star at all, and it goes to a Casino and loses all your money. :P

(I finally decided to join in lol)

I wish Sonic was real...XD
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Postby animeantics » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:17 pm

Granted, but it goes insane and turns rabid and destroys EVERTHING.\

I wish for gel pens.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:24 pm

Granted, but they're extremely sticky, so you can't write very well.
I wish Kiddy Grade's second half wasn't so confusing.
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Postby KumaruRockz » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:43 pm

Granted, but now her other half is.
(Who's Kiddy Grade? XD)

I wish that I could run superspeed!

P.S. Sonic is a HE not an IT!
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:08 pm

Granted, but you can't slow down, causing you to see everything around you going super slow, and nobody can see you.

I wish I could find a GIGANTIC SABER TOOTH FANG!
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