Corrupted wish game

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:44 am

Yes, this is granted, but you are plagued with bed bugs and dreams of michael jackson doing the thriller dance, and you can't wake up until the next day. Then you go crazy from all the bits from the bed bugs and the face of michael jackson burned into your brain. So sad.

When you wiish upon a staaar, makes no difference who you aaaaare, but wheeeen you wiish upon a star, your drreeeaammss cooooooome trrruuuuuue!

Postby **Sparx00** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:52 am

Granted. *lil_ninja in now on the surface of the sun*

I wanna rock.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:31 am

Granted, a large rock (aka a boulder) falls right on top of you. Have fun!

I wish pigs could fly, cows could jump over the moon, and humpty dumpty was put back together again.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:47 pm

granted, now mother goose is out of business.
I wish I was one of the knights who say Nii.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:53 pm

Granted but you suddenly end up as one of the knights who say ecky ecky ecky ptang zoop bon zowy.

I wish my dream video game could be played on the wii. (And no you can't say i play a song called my dream video game on the wii)

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:27 am

Granted, but like the Reluctant Dragon, people still want to attack/hurt/kill it.
I wish my RPG's on this site would do better.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:52 am

Granted, they do better at failing. Soon you get an "EPIC FAIL!" sticker on your RPGs. XP

I wish the creatures I made came to life (and didnt try to kill me?)

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:54 am

Granted but the ones I made try to kill you. (Tree whistle FTW!)

I wish i had super powers.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:01 am

(YOSH TREE WHISTLE!! XD)

Granted. You can now talk to fish. Too bad in order to talk to them, you have to be underwater.. But you don't have gills so one day, a shark missunderstands that you're drowning, and he eats you.

I wish my nose wasn't so stuffy/runny..

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:16 am

Granted, now it's more explodey.

I wish for India.

Postby **Neko-Hime** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:13 pm

Granted, but the elephants trample you.

I wish for chocolate ice cream.

Postby **Sparx00** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:35 pm

Lil_Ninja (post: 1271602) wrote:Granted, a large rock (aka a boulder) falls right on top of you. Have fun!

(YES! That's JUST what I was hoping for!!! :lol:

)

OH and granted. *hands you a frozen chocolate cow*

I wish there was a second moon in the sky.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:07 pm

Granted, but now the Earth's tides are waay outta wack.
I wish the Rock Band game had keyboards (the musical kind).

Postby **Sanderson** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:20 pm

Granted, but it's not the musical kind. During a song, the person playing the keyboard has to type the lyrics before the singer sings them.

Speaking of keyboards, I wish Sega would make a new Typing of the Dead game based on House of the Dead 4 and/or 3. The Typing of the Dead is the best typing educational game ever made.

Postby **Smile:)** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:50 am

Granted, but it sucks so bad that every one on earth forgets how to ues a keybored.

I wish I had Tokyo Mew Mew Vol. 4 , in engilsh.

Postby **MoonRock Dragon** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:14 am

Granted but when you ordered it a error happenned and got shiped to the wrong place and I recevied it.

I wish that the ship safely makes it with the tokyo mew mew vol 4 so smile gets it.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:10 am

Granted, but 4Kids still has their grubby hands all over the dub.
I wish Nintendo would package both the Wii Remote and the nunchuck together. I think it's silly that they don't package both.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:01 pm

Granted, but it's in a package with a Wii Ninja as well. Leprechaun ninjas being quite bloodthirsty, the one you just bought has just slit your throat.

I wish that the true name of Allah was not Narcolepsy.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:29 pm

Granted, now it's Insomnia.

I wish that I had a cool black chocker necklace with red Xs on it.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:31 pm

Granted, you have a cool black necklace with red Xs, and wheel chocks hanging from it. Well, the airport guys think it's cool.

I wish that the Russians had conquered all of Europe after WWII.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:41 pm

Granted, but after, just to be funny, the Russians renamed Europe to "SHINY" and has a new rule that everyone has to be wearing shiney things or they will be shot.

I wish on a falling star.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:48 pm

Granted, but the falling star lands on your head and kills you.

I wish for a dark chocolate Mounds bar. (chocolate covered coconut candy bar)

Postby **animeantics** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:00 pm

Granted, but it's 30 years old.

I wish for a new anime DVD.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:41 pm

Granted, but it's anime goat porn.

I wish that there was a Schlock Mercenary anime.

Postby **animeantics** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:49 pm

Granted, but 4kids got ahold of it and butchered it to bits D:

I wish to be able to play L's Theme on Piano perfectly.

Postby **FnlFntsyYuna** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:38 am

Granted, but then everybody was so obsessed with the show and its characters that nobody was living there lives, thus having to cancel the show. (I know it’s a crazy story~ =P)

- I wish that I was dating Hero Jaejoong! =D

Postby **animeantics** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:32 pm

Granted, but rabid fangirls attack you D:

I wish to get botan rice candy for Christmas.

Postby **xblack_x_rosesx** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:39 pm

Granted, but it's poison.

I wish I was a character from South Park

Postby **animeantics** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:27 pm

Granted, but you turn out to be a character that gets made fun of alot and is ultimatley written off the show.

I WISH TO MEET ALICE NINE!!!!!!

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:31 pm

Granted, you meet nine dogs named Alice. They're cute little boxers ^^

I wish My hair could curl like my brothers (really tight pin curls)

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