Corrupted wish game

Postby **RidleyofZebes** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:30 am

Granted. Would you like them halved lengthwise or horizontally?

I wish I had a lemon pie.

Postby **Smile:)** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:37 am

Granted!*throws lemon pie in RidleyofZebes face*
I wish I had a pet penguin!!!

Postby **RidleyofZebes** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:15 am

Granted, you are now contractually obligated to aid Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot in the acquisition of large sums of money from several over-payed citizens under the P.E.T. (Private Enterprise Transaction) code of Criminal Law Ch.3 P.24.

I wish I has a cheese sandwich.

Postby **Smile:)** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:58 am

Granted, but it's swiss cheese, witch is gross.

I wish RidleyofZebes hadn't corrupted my wish.

Postby **RidleyofZebes** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:19 am

(What the heck?! tripple-post!? O.o)

Postby **RidleyofZebes** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:19 am

(What the heck?! tripple-post!? O.o)

Postby **RidleyofZebes** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:20 am

Granted, but then Nate corrupted it with something much worse. <.<

I wish I had a football.

Postby **Smile:)** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:31 am

Granted, but it's an Italian football, so it's really a soccer ball. :lol:

I wish I didn't have so many pepsi codes to enter.

Postby **RidleyofZebes** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:43 am

Granted. They cancel the Pepsi contest so now you have NO codes to enter.

I wish I had a wooden nickle.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:38 pm

Granted, but it costs you your leg, which is replaced with a wooden peg leg. Then the wooden nickle gets jealous and self combusts. But at least you still have your wooden leg!

I wish I could frollock with the woodland elks.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:49 pm

Granted but they turn on you and leave you stranded out in the middle of no where as some cruel practical joke...

I wish there were swampland elks...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:36 pm

Granted, but they live in your house and poop all over your furniture.

I wish that there were atomic ninjas.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:23 pm

Granted, but they blow up the Earth.
I wish Rage Against the Machine became a Christian band.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:55 pm

Granted, but all they do is scream and destroy machinery, while claiming they are doing it for Jesus. Their first act will be destroying your computer with a chainsaw.

I wish I was friends with a woodland elf.

Postby **Kankokujin** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:35 am

Granted but he is merely a hallucination that only you can see. You are sent to psych ward for being crazy.

I wish that Z Mazinger would finally come out, turn out to be good, and I'd get to see it.

Postby **Neko-Hime** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:24 am

Granted, but the stress turns you all crazy and your hair white.

I wish I had a Dream Of Doll (google them, they're so pretty! x3)

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:12 pm

Granted, but it comes to life and tries to kill you.

I wish that my suitemate would show up now like he promised...

Postby **Kankokujin** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:43 pm

Granted but he doesn't pay his share and steals your luggage.

I wish that I could build my own anime studio and it prospers.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:34 pm

Granted, but the industry itself goes bankrupt.
I wish that you could actually visit that town in Animal Crossing.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:54 pm

Granted, but it is full of rabid creatures that want to tear your limbs off.

I wish I was a polar bear

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:46 pm

Granted, but you get shot and stuffed and your head ends up on a wall.

I wish that Lil_Ninja was a penguin instead.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:26 am

Granted, but no one knows what you wished for so it can't be corrupted.
I wish the Miis on the Wii could have half-animal features (like fox's ears, dog's tails, etc.)

Postby **Sparx00** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:17 am

Granted, but know they've become animals.

I wish that my avatar would happen. (As in happen in real life with Crash playing PS2)

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:18 am

Granted, Crash becomes the new Mongolian PS2 champion, and then is eaten by a wolf. You never even find out.

I wish for Quality Control.

Postby **Smile:)** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:51 pm

Granted, the quality of your life is now being controled.

I wish I didn't have to do math.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:39 pm

Granted, your math class is replaced with calculus, quantum physics, and interdimensional wormhole creation.

I wish that Gordon Freeman would run for President.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:33 pm

Granted, you eat a meal so delicious that it causes everyone and everything you've ever loved to die.

I wish for leprechauns in the Senate.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:26 am

granted, but your body is ridded with arthritis.
I wish the Miis in the Wii would actually march in a parade when you selected Mii Parade.

Postby **Neko-Hime** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:03 am

Granted, but it's a raging parade of destruction.
I wish I could memorize all those Christmas songs my piano teacher gave me. o_O

Postby **Smile:)** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:18 am

Granted, sadly though, you have forgetten everything elsa...

Don't worry we write your name on your hand so you won't forget that!

I wish I could go back to sleep.

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