Corrupted wish game

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted. It's a big hit!! A week after eating the giganto-burger, people get tumors, cancer, and turn into hideously deformed burger zombie people whose bite will make your flesh turn all nasty and blue and cancerous. Good thing they are so sick though, they can hardly walk. McDonalds sues you big time for suggesting the burger, and when you can't pay the outrageous demand, they throw you to the zombie burger people they managed to gather up and lock away earlier that day.

I wish Kali wasn't so zombie-fied and blue and all cancery. AND INSTEAD, WAS A FAIRY PRINCESS NAMED FLIMLEY!!

[thefonzjr1323]

Granted ... but his wings fall of and he lands into a puddle of mud, and never gets out

I wish i could be invisible

[rocklobster]

Granted, but only when you're naked.
I wish PS3 games were compatible with the Wii.

[MoonRock Dragon]

Granted but the have to be in urine 3 hours before playing the wii.

I wish for

[Lil_Ninja]

An immortal llama named Tina? Granted. But she hates you and spits on you a lot, and the bad thing is, her spit is acid. And you can't get rid of her. She follows you. ~(o.o)~

I wish I had a jabbawockeez mask.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it eats your face and then poops in your head every time you get near it.

I wish Steve was the prettiest princess of them all.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted. Stephen (the MOD) is now a BEAUTIFUL princess. Even his mirror thinks so. And guess what! You have to marry him now! You have no choice in the matter }=]

I wish for a really, really, reeeaally shiney-

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you have a reeeaally shiney knife stuck in your kidney.

I wish that people would give me lots of cool wedding presents.

[Robin Firedrake]

Granted. You get lots of chunks of dry ice.

I wish I was Eidolon (From my comic. Check it out in GE if you don't know it)

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but, since the genie hasn't seen your comic, he turns you into Eidolon the Duck.

I wish for a spoonful of sugar.

[DragoonKnight]

Granted, but now you have diabetes.

I wish that I was eating food but then my food was gone and I was sad and then I died came to life again watched a movie then danced for a while then went to the supermarket bought a gun hunted a rubber duck then boom headshot then i went to gamestop and then sorry sir we are closed and now i am here.

[Sanderson]

Granted, but I ran out of breath and fainted due to reading your wish out loud.

I wish that I didn't faint.

[Neko-Hime]

Granted, but instead, you die. D8

I wish I could meet Roy Mustang (the character, not the member x3)

[rocklobster]

Granted, but he accidentally burns you up.
I wish God had his own talk radio show.

[Robin Firedrake]

Granted but no one can call cause God doesn't give his phone number out to anyone.

I wish I was telepathic.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted. But due to misunderstanding, you are now afraid of all phones.

I wish it would snow where I live.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but the snow is yellow.

I wish that the stars were right for Cthulhu to awaken.

[rocklobster]

Granted, and his tentacles target you first!
I wish my female dog would talk.

[Robin Firedrake]

Granted. You are now assaulted by an endless stream of foodfoodfoodfoodfoodsleepsleepsleepsleepsleeprunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun.


I wish i could control water.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you have hands capable of manipulating the controls of a faucet. Unfortunately, all the water in your area is contaminated with little bits of death.

I wish that Doctor Who was my doctor.

[Sanderson]

Granted, but when you ask him to check out a lump that you have behind your neck, he throws you into his phone booth and travels back in time.

I wish that there was a word that rhymes with orange.

[Robin Firedrake]

Granted but he seems to have picked up that omni disease... (I can't remember the name of the episode but the doctor discovers other REAL doctors expiramenting on synthesized humans by giving them every disease in the universe all at once. As soon as you get touched by one of them you get infected and die.)

I wish i could walk through walls. (And be more creative than i die so i can now walk through walls as a ghost)

[Lil_Ninja]

Sanderson: Granted, but even attempting to say it will make your mind turn to mush and your body become a vegetable.

Robin: Granted. But the first time you try it out, you only get through half of the wall, so you're stuck in between the walls due to your lack of your power control. Then about a week later, a lady calls a ghost buster because she hears voices in her walls. The dude tears the wall down while singing the ghost buster theme, and the lady hits you in the head with a frying pan because she thinks you are a rat person come to steal her soul and drink her juices. You then lose your memory, and become that freaky hobo that is able to walk into peoples houses randomly, and get hit a lot with frying pans. You then go crazy due to major head and bodily trauma.

I wish I had shark teeth.

[Robin Firedrake]

Granted but getting mistaken for a vampire earns you a stake through the heart.

I wish i could control nature.

[DragoonKnight]

Granted, but you are called the animal hitler now and everyone hates you.
I wish that...*drool*

[Midori]

Okay, but...*slurp*
I wish I could make my days (and nights) as long as I want.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you can stay awake as long as you want, and you can sleep as long as you want. For many people, this is called college, and for you, your weird schedule means that you do terribly in school, wash out, and end up working in Wal-Mart, $50k in debt with nothing to show for it.

I wish that Conan O'Brien would be the next President after Obama.

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Granted, but Obama winds up winning another 4 terms, so by the time Conan gets elected, he's so old, he doesn't even know what the word "president" means. Bummer.

I wish I had an identical twin.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but he's (cue dramatic music)
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I wish fairies really existed.

[Robin Firedrake]

Granted but the tooth fairy gets a little over excited and you no longer have anymore teeth.

I wish half dragons were real.