Corrupted wish game

Postby **Michiru_Waknaka** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:32 pm

Granted. Elves exist, but humans never see them.

I wish my library had more variety in the manga section.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:55 pm

granted, but it's untranslated.
I wish I could play Puck in A Midsummer Night's Dream

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:41 pm

Granted, but due to a costuming mix-up, you have to dress as a hockey puck.

I wish for an iPhone.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:47 pm

Granted. But due to miscommunication, you have a phone in your eye now. And are now blind in that eye.

I wish my hair was GREEN!

Postby **Kankokujin** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:46 pm

Sure and so is the rest of your body!

I wish I found my purpose in life.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:39 am

Granted, but it's some weird little gadget you found under your couch cushions, just like the Far Side comic.
I wish Japanese gods were in the Age of Mythology game.

Postby **MangArtist** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:59 am

Granted, but they're only available to your enemy.

I wish I could have the Iron Man armor. -_-

Postby **Sanderson** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:24 am

Granted, but it doesn't work, it's just for display. After having it for a while someone breaks into your house and steals it.

I wish Space Mountain at Disneyland still had the music by Dick Dale play during the ride.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:19 am

Granted, but the CD that they use is badly scratched, so the song skips frequently...bummer.

I wish my cell phone battery didn't run down.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:58 pm

Granted, now it has an unlimited battery life. Too bad your phone lost all reception, and when you finally do get a call, it keeps dropping.

I wish I was a llama named Flargo

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:09 pm

Granted. You were a llama named Flargo. Now, you are a llama soup named Flargo.

I wish that Zarn Ishtare was a llama named Florga.

Postby **FnlFntsyYuna** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:49 pm

Granted, but now you have to take care of little Florga.^^

I wish that I could meet DBSK!!=D

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:35 pm

Granted, but you soon realize that all the pictures/videos they were in, they were wearing HEAVY makeup and they already pre-acted the whole thing out. You meet them before they can get their makeup on and rehearse meeting you. It isn't a pretty experience..

I wish I could meet Mushu and Mulan

Postby **Kankokujin** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:56 pm

Granted but you get sent to their world in the middle of the battle and you get killed by the Mongolians.

I wish that anime distributors would release more older series for US viewing.

Postby **FnlFntsyYuna** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:42 pm

Granted, but they lost them all in a fire before airing them.

I wish that I was a mermaid^^

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:46 pm

Granted but sadly, you don't have gills and you soon die from drowning after getting stuck in an underwater cave.

I wish I could drink caffeinated drinks without any side effects.

Postby **FnlFntsyYuna** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:52 pm

Granted, but sadly you run out of go juce and fell asleep while watch your favorite movie.

I wish I could marry Junsu! =D

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:55 pm

(NOOO, NOT ZEE MOVIE!!! XD)

Granted, but he's a really crummy husband, and loses his looks at the age of 25. And also, his voice permanently turns reeaalllyyy high pitched due to a horrible helium accident.

I wish I had a blue and black dragon doll.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:19 am

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish that I could fly.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:41 am

Granted, but your landings are about as bad as Launchpad from DuckTales.
I wish my internet connection always worked.

Postby **Kankokujin** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:29 pm

Granted but it's dialup.

I wish I could come up with a good wish.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:42 pm

Granted, but someone will come up with a better one then yours

I wish it wasn't sooooooo late -_-

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:54 pm

Granted, you're only one second late from the most important thing in your whole career, and sadly.. You missed it totally. =(

I wish I didn't have such a bad headache!!

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:02 am

Granted, you have a good headache that is well behaved and stays 8D

I wish I wouldn't sneeze so much >_<

Postby **DragoonKnight** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:09 am

Granted but now you can't sneeze. When you need to sneeze, you have that awful feeling "I can't sneeze" and thenn you go on a valiant quest to sneeze.

I wish that a rickroll was a kind of bread.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:23 am

Granted, but it can get moldy real quickly.
I wish the Anime Angels site was always available.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:01 am

Granted, but it's now a llama porn site.

I wish for a million dollars.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:40 pm

Granted but money corrupts so you turn into a hulking beast. (Don't ask me how that works =/)

I wish that i wish.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:09 pm

Granted, but because the granter got confused, you are now a radioactive deformed prairie dog with rabies. You have about 1 hour to live.

I wish I knew what I wanted to dooooo

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:23 pm

Granted, but you spent your time wishing instead of doing it.

I wish for McDonalds to sell a super mondo giganto-burger for $3.10.

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