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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:11 pm

Granted but now you are a jerk.

I wish that I will go to hell instead of having asperger syndrome.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:14 pm

Granted, hope you like fire or ice (depending on which version was right)
I wish I had a successful comic book.
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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:19 pm

Granted but you stole the idea from someone else and guilt will always be with you.

I wish that I was never born since nobody would miss me.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:37 pm

Not granted. You wouldn't be born so you wouldn't have made the wish. Paradox created.

I wish moonrock dragon would stop being so depressed
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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:41 pm

Granted but to kill the sorrow I must be killed.

I wish I was neever lonely but though luck because that will never happen.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:10 pm

Granted, you were never lonely, you were just depressed enough in other ways that people avoided you anyway.

I wish that I owned a patent for a system of skywriter spellchecking.
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Postby Sanderson » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:16 am

Granted, the system however takes control over the plane to fix the spelling. A few glitches in the system results in killing a few pilots.

I wish that Diablo III will have good PvP.
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Postby rocklobster » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:54 am

granted, but the game comes with a virus.
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Postby Neko-Hime » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:30 pm

Granted, but we end up with a dictatorship and a lot of angry mobs.

I wish FullMetal Alchemist was real.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:55 pm

Granted, and you end up transmuted into a birthday cake and eaten.

I wish that I could set things on fire with my mind.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:57 pm

Granted, but before you can control it, you set yourself on fire. But at least Ninjas can't catch you ^^

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Postby rocklobster » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:52 pm

Granted, but you can't walk on water and are terrible at concealing yourself.
I wish Howard the Duck was never made.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:41 pm

Granted. Howard the Duck was born. And Howard the Duck is your brother.

I wish for Machete.
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Postby Sun.Ice » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:58 pm

Granted, but your Machete is a machete, and it's dull from lolwut slashings.

I wish for ice powers.
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Postby Sanderson » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:05 pm

Granted, but everything you freeze / all the ice you make gets melted by Kaligraphic's fire powers.

I wish me and my party could kill at least one Tank in Left 4 Dead on expert difficulty.
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Postby LiquidOcelot » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:24 pm

Granted, but soon after there was a thunderstorm and you lost all power.

I wish I was a great pop or rock singer. :rock: Then, I could also serenade my lovely date. :thumb:
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:06 pm

Granted but.. You stink. Not in Russia though! They love your hardcore self and you quickly rise to fame. But as soon as you start serenading your date, she dumps you because you only know how to sing hardcore screamo.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:59 pm

Granted, but they cause people nearby to shoot bullets back in, killing you.

I wish for a ferrari.
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:15 am

Granted. But at the same time, Premium Unleaded gasoline shoots up to $5.53 a gallon. Bummer...

I wish I had more time for my break...
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:10 am

Granted, but a bomb goes off and now you're the sole survivor, just like in the Twilight Zone episode where that nerdy bookworm was the last man on Earth.
I wish I lived on planet Arrakis, the desert planet of the Dune novels.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:31 am

Granted, but it's while the Harkonnen are in control of the planet, and they torture and kill you.

I wish that Logitech made and sold inexpensive but quality bluetooth numeric keypads for use with laptops.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:18 am

granted but they don't work with all models.
I wish they stopped trying to replace Sean Connery in the Bond movies. Just give the franchise a rest, people.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:45 am

Granted. Sean Connrey is Bond in all the movies, but now everyone has his accent, making the movie a bit annoying. And now he has some weird things he always does, and it ruins the movie.

I wish I could talk like Sean Connrey.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:00 pm

Granted, you can do a Sean Connery impression. Unfortunately, for every minute you do that, you have to spend a week talking like Peewee Herman.

I wish that there were more seasons of the Black Adder.
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Postby Kankokujin » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:56 pm

Granted but I've never seen that show and so I don't know what made it good. So the newer season are not as good as the old ones.

I wish that when aliens come visit, they would say: "All your base are belong to us"
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:06 pm

Granted, but it's true. But they meant, the world belonged to them. So now you're a slave to some green dude, but at least you a get a little fluffy pillow with your new name, Flargentoo, on it.

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Postby rocklobster » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:51 am

Granted, but people hate that joke.
I wish I had a green lantern ring that worked.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:30 pm

Granted, but then the REAL Green Lantern gets his buddies to beat you up and take his ring back.

I wish I was better at being social XP
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:56 pm

Granted, you're a veritable social disease. Like syphilis.

I wish that leprechauns could run for President of the United States of America.
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Postby LiquidOcelot » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:08 pm

Granted, but if they ever win. All colours except for green will be banned.

On that note, I wish elves existed.
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