Corrupted wish game

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:49 pm

Granted, but the monkeys latest party makes the moon break, causing the world to be flooded by psychotic monkeys that want to stuff bananas in everyones mouth and fling..things.. at everyone they see. And the saying "monkey on your back" becomes real for everyone. Then you explode in a mush of banana gooeyness.

I wish I had pointy teeth.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:38 pm

Granted, but you have cavities and need a major root canal.
I wish they made a good movie out of a video game for once.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:59 pm

Granted but this needn't be a wish. (I've heard of goings on of a LoZ movie. Probably of twilight princess... If they leave the movie the way the game was then it'll rock!)

I wish i could be Link.

Postby **Sparrowhawk** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:01 pm

Granted, but you never get to meet Zelda!

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:12 pm

How terrible! You needs to make a wish though...

I wish i had telekenetic powers.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:34 pm

Granted, but you can only move your feet o:

I wish I was ugly so guys wouldn't stare at meh >_>

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:42 pm

Granted, but you have to go through your entire life so ugly that nobody but giant alien fly-people can stand to look at you. And the giant alien fly people think you look awesome. And they sneak up behind you and eat your hair.

I wish for a movie about a steampunk-style mechanical dragon in modern Los Angeles.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:47 pm

Kali: Granted but i wish for it too. Both wishes cancel each other out.

Lil ninja: Granted but whenever someone looks at you they turn to stone. Good luck on your new life as a gorgon!

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:19 pm

CONGRATULATIONS! As the #5961 wish, it can't be currupted! Too bad you didn't wish for anything.

I wish the awesome stories I made came to life.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:23 pm

Granted but your evil characters come to life as well and try to kill you.

I wish i could talk to animals AND they could carry an intelligent conversation with me.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:40 pm

Granted, but animals think you're a doofus.

I wish for a submarine.

Postby **DragoonKnight** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:43 pm

Granted but the animals insult you and you learn that they are more intelligent than humans and are planning to rule earth.

I wish that my orders from the USPS came on time!

Postby **DragoonKnight** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:44 pm

@ kali granted but the Beetles came because it was yellow...

Postby **Sanderson** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:48 pm

Granted, the USPS guy gets in a horrible car accident due to racing to get to your place on time, killing him and destroying whatever he was delivering to you.

I wish that my cousin didn't spill water on my Sega Saturn.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:57 pm

Granted, your cousin spilled powerful acid on it that completely destroyed it.

I wish that aliens lived in Kansas.

Postby **Purplefire** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:58 pm

Granted, instead he flooded your whole house destroying not only your Sega Saturn but all of the electronics in your house.

I wish that time change weekend had never been conceived.

Postby **Kankokujin** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:17 am

Granted. Now, there are no weekends.

I wish my drawings came to life and won't kill me.

Postby **Sanderson** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:34 am

Granted, they let you live, but they make your life as miserable as possible.

I wish I had a gadget for erasing memories of great single player video games, so I could play through them again with the magic of playing through them for the first time.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:54 am

Granted, but the brainscooper also removes quite a bit more than you were expecting, and you end up a drooling vegetable.

I again wish that aliens lived in Kansas.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:00 am

Granted, but because of wishing it twice, all the aliens (that were going to be nice before) are pretty much like vampires, but they suck out your brains, soon leaving the whole Kansas area really, really stupid. Thus making others rename it "Stoopidville: Stay away!"

I wish I had natural lime green eyes

Postby **DragoonKnight** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:18 pm

Granted. But they are so natural that now you have lime juice in your eyes... Boy do i feel sorry for you...

I wish that Michael Jackson lived in Iraq

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:55 pm

Granted, now all the muslim children are molested.
I wish I had a working copy of Chrono Cross for my PS2. Gosh I loved that game.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:58 pm

Granted. When you next write P.S.S. you write Chrono Cross.

I wish i could breath underwater. (AND still breath air. I'm not letting you corrupt my wish that easily)

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:09 pm

Granted, but you soon realize every time you go underwater, you're inhaling fish waste. Ew..

I wish McCain had won.. XP

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:19 pm

Granted, McCain won... your house, at poker. Enjoy homelessness.

I wish that Cthulhu wore a hat.

Postby **MoonRock Dragon** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:42 pm

Granted but he/she it their hat.

I wish I was never born.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:44 pm

Granted. You were hatched. You are now a freaky mutated human/turkey.

I wish I felt better.. >_>

Postby **MoonRock Dragon** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:47 pm

Granted but it only lasts for 1 min and then you get depressed.

I wish I died.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:50 pm

Granted. You are now my zombie slave.

I wish that pizze came in round boxes.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:01 pm

Granted. Pizze, a wooden puppet from Scotland, can now be purchased on Ebay in a couple round boxes.

I wish people weren't jerks.. >_>

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