Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You are now quite sad.

I wish for a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater.

[Kankokujin]

Granted. YOU are now a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple eater. Plus, you get hunted down for eating people.

I wish people knew where my new avatar is from.

[MoonRock Dragon]

Granted but they forget about you.

I wish for :hug::thumb:

[Robin Firedrake]

Not granted. no one understands you.

I wish i was half dragon ^_^

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted. You're now a super deformed dragon person, a freak of nature. Everyone runs from you *** soon as they see you and soon, you're killed by villagers with torches and pitchforks. D=

I wish I could go to Neverland

[Robin Firedrake]

Granted. You never get there =P

I wish i wasn't attacked by my sister all the time.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted. You are now attacked by everything else (like your bed and food).

I wish I had a bowl of pistachio icecream..

[MoonRock Dragon]

Granted but it's clay with bits on colored rocks in it.

I wish RD was a admin and not a mod.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but as an admin, she accidentally deletes the entire site.

I wish that the site wasn't deleted.

[Sparrowhawk]

Granted, but since you wished something already in existence, something you love has dissapeared from reality.

Granted. The only problem is, you can only transform into one half of what you're trying to turn into. (Usually the top half)

YAY strong bad reference!

I wish I could be asleep and still get my work done.

[Kankokujin]

Granted but because you can do that. You get more work than everyone else.

I wish to go to an out of state anime convention.

[Sparrowhawk]

Granted, but you have to cosplay and roleplay your most hated charcter from your most hated anime and people think you love it no matter what you tell them.

I wish I could try to make conversations with people I want to get to know without getting awkward.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You can try. You can't succeed, but you can try.

I wish for the philosopher's stone.

[Lil_Ninja]

(XD thanks Sparrow XD SB FTW!)

Granted. A philosopher throws a stone at you. Really hard. Then you go into a coma for a week, then get amnesia.

I wish I was chibi

[Robin Firedrake]

Granted. You can't get your head through the hole in your shirt.

I wish someone would make me an avatar of a chibi dragon.

[RefractedAhav]

granted, but it is poorly done and you know owe someone $400

I wish I could have sushi whenever I wanted it.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but you are now only able to eat sushi. Everything else gives you food poisoning. Soon, you become sick of just eating raw fish, and you die from a severe case of food poisoning. Doesn't that stink? =P

I wish I had red hair and my name was Fransakalami!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You're also a poodle.

I wish that food was edible.

[Lil_Ninja]

(Gah, I keep turning into a poodle when I make that type of wish XD)

Since food is already edible, your wish backfires, making all food non eatable. Everyone is now forced to eat bark, grass, and rocks. Then they stone you when they find out you're the cause.

I wish I was a really good actress

[Sanderson]

Granted. After you become famous and rich, you have kids. Your kids, like most kids raised by celebrities, are spoiled brats. They total eight brand new cars that you bought them, get in trouble for drugs, do a lot of underage drinking, spend way too much money on stuff, and throw an out of control party at your house when you're gone.

I wish that my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

[Robin Firedrake]

Not granted. Wrong forum to wish for that in =P

I wish i could get over my writers block X(

[Kaligraphic]

Sanderson: Granted, your wish doesn't get corrupted, because every wish you make is corruption itself. If you wish for a candy bar, demonic creatures spawn to get you one - killing anyone they encounter in the process. Soon, you are driven to the east, and you turn out to be the wanderer from Diablo II.

Robin Firedrake: Granted, you're "over" it, have emotionally reconciled with it, and are ready to move on with your life. You still can't think of anything to write, though.

I wish that the archangel Tyrael wore a large, wide-brimmed hat.

[rocklobster]

Granted but Tyrael is now the laughing stock of the heavenly choir.
I wish presidential elections were decided by cage matches.

[Purplefire]

Granted, but then the presidential candidates whack each other so silly that the vice presidents have to then take over for six months.

I wish that insomnia never visited anyone.

[Kankokujin]

Granted but narcolepsy takes its place.

I wish I wish I had the power to open up plot holes.

[Sparrowhawk]

Granted, but after you do you can't remember what to do with it.

I wish I was self-disciplined, instead of always wishing I was XD

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you're so boring because you never get in trouble.
I wish there was an Indiana Jones cartoon.

[Sanderson]

Granted, but it's a typical good live action movie turned into a horrible Saturday morning cartoon. In the cartoon, Indiana Jones has a new sidekick that's stupid and screws everything up, but does something cute and funny at the end of every episode that makes everyone laugh. The bad guys aren't Nazis, it's a new army ran by a typical Saturday morning cartoon bad guy that's dumb, wishes to take over the world and is always yelling at his stupid robot minions that can't do anything right.

I wish I had some Mountain Dew Livewire.

[Robin Firedrake]

Granted, you now have 5000 tons of mountain dew livewire flooding the area you live in.

I wish could actually build the robot supersuit i've been designing.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it comes alive and kills you.

I wish that the moon was filled with monkeys.