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Postby Jemuel » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:51 am

Granted, but since I didn't know what it was, I just gave you a taco.

I wish I wasn't so cold right now.
Romans 13:12
"The night is far gone; the day is at hand. So let us then cast off the works of darkness and put on the armor of light."
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"I had said in my alarm, 'I am cut off from your sight.' But you heard the voice of my pleas for mercy when I cried to you for help."
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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:09 am

Granted your in the core of the sun.

I wish for a Mines Blackbird Gtp
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:46 am

Granted, you step on a land mine named "Blackbird Gtp".

I wish for taquitos. Lots and lots of taquitos.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:07 am

Granted but they are now mosquitos feeding off you.

I wish I knew what the difference between :hits_self and :bang: is.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:32 am

Granted, but only by literally acting them out in real life. You also now know the difference between having a concussion and not having one.

I wish for a flying car.
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Postby Michiru_Waknaka » Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:37 am

Granted. A car flies right into your face.

I wish I had a 1 million dollar BarnesandNoble gift card.
So, I guess my favorite shape is a circle. I'd like squares too, if they were round.

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Postby Lil_Ninja » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:48 pm

Granted. You now have a 1 million dollar card for the country of Barnsandnoble. Too bad it doesn't exist and your card is worthless without it =o

I wish I was a chipmunk!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:15 pm

Granted. You're now a guy - a monk, in fact. A monk with the job of cleaning up buffalo chips (droppings.) Therefore, you are the "buffalo chip monk".

I wish for free pizza.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:42 pm

(Nice XD)

Granted. It's free, but it's a week old, and it has things in it that aren't meant to be toppings.. *cough*

I wish I could vomit rainbows!!! 8D
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Postby Sparx00 » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:30 pm

Wish granted. However, rainbows are too costly now a days so you'll have to settle for Skittles instead. ^_^;;

I wish I could have the most awesome hair style in the world.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:47 pm

Granted. You have massive pink pompadour hair with dreadlocks in the back, and a cow silhouette cut into one side. Unfortunately, you're the only one who still thinks it's awesome.

I wish for the kingdom of the leprechauns.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:06 pm

Granted, but upon entering, they think you are a giant there to steal their lucky charms, so they tie you up, make you eat liver and stomach stew, and then stone you to death with hot coals. Poor you.. XP

I wish I could meet Aslan.
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Postby Sparx00 » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:32 pm

Granted. Here's your chair and your bull whip.

I wish I could fly.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:30 pm

Granted. You can fly (or rater, hover) 1 inch off the ground.

I wish Reptar was my pet
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Postby Kankokujin » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:39 pm

Granted. So what's it like being in his stomach?

I wish I could beat the internet.
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Postby Sparrowhawk » Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:34 am

Granted, but you now cannot log out, but maybe like Tsukasa, you like that.

I wish I could speak every language.
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Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say."
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Postby Michiru_Waknaka » Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:41 am

Granted. You now can speak every language in the world, but you cannot understand a word your saying.

I wish I was a famous, well-loved mangaka.
So, I guess my favorite shape is a circle. I'd like squares too, if they were round.

I got's a DeviantArt!:
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Have a nice day, kids, and remember, Akito Sohma is watching you! 0_o
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Postby Sparx00 » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:08 am

Granted. But you'll have to be a mangaket since you're a girl.

I wish for the state of West Virginia.
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Postby Sparrowhawk » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:37 am

Granted, but you will be held responsible for the Mountineer Football coach leaving and be overthrown we you cannot get him back by the end of the season.

I wish I could sing on key
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Now far ahead the Road has gone,
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Pursing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
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And whither then? I cannot say."
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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:46 am

Granted but your mouth have to be opened with a key.

I wish I could hide from the mods.
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Postby Kankokujin » Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:59 pm

Granted. You are hiding on an island with the worst of criminals. Good luck cuz there's no law here.

I wish to be immune from wish corruption.
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Postby rocklobster » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:34 pm

Granted, now you can't make wishes.
I wish I had a dog like Snoopy.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:35 pm

Granted, Media takes your incredibly smart dog away from you. You no longer have him.

I wish i had shapeshifting powers.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:01 pm

Granted. The only problem is, you can only transform into one half of what you're trying to turn into. (Usually the top half)

I wish Dragons were real and friendly.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:10 pm

So do i =D but... Due to humans thinking anything new is evil they will attempt to destroy the dragons and a massive war will be started.

I wish i could control plants.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:07 pm

Granted. But that real friendly dragon is still a very large animal, with sharp teeth, sharp claws, and half your broken torso stuck between its toes. In a friendly "didn't mean to kill it" manner, of course.

I wish for pepperoni pizza.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:11 pm

Pepperoni pizza is hot. And thrown into your face.

I wish i could draw.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:33 pm

Granted. You can now Quick draw! But when you try out your new skill, you aren't quick enough, and you get shot by the other person.

I wish I was Mulan!
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:36 pm

Granted. But i don't recognise you =P

I wish i could draw art.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:08 pm

Granted. You are able to draw a man named Art out of the lake.

I wish i was blue
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