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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:58 pm

Granted. A million people each take a moment from their day to wish that you would be stuck with a pin. All their wishes are granted.

I wish for a cow made of cheese.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby Kankokujin » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:41 am

Granted. This one has mad cow disease though.

I wish I can get to know people on this forum better.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:21 am

Granted, but most of them are stalkers and won't leave you alone.
I wish I was one of the X-men.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:23 pm

Granted. You are now Throw-up Man! Your super power is projectile acid vomit. Though, the side effect takes a tole on you for the worst.. You are now one of the X-Men they never mention.

I wish I wasn't so shy.
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Postby choklit » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:10 pm

Granted, but you become so loud and obnoxious everyone and everything alienates you and you move to Pluto to find better company.

I wish there was no such thing as homework.
So what's the speed of dark?
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:56 pm

Granted, but there is still such a thing as "SCHOOL WORK". Which has to be done in class, at school OR.. YOU DIE A HORRIBLE 2000 DEATHS OF dOOOOOOOm ~(O____O)~

I wish people knew how to take kindness u_u
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Postby rocklobster » Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:36 pm

Granted but now kindness is outlawed.
I wish Anime Angels was working and no longer had database problems so often.
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Postby choklit » Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:57 pm

Granted, but two seconds later the entire internet catches a fatal virus made by a genius 15 year old and no longer exists.

I wish I could draw using my left hand.
So what's the speed of dark?
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:09 pm

GRANTED! You can draw squiggley lines!

I wish Timone and Pumba's explanation of space from Lion King was how it really was..
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Postby choklit » Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:16 pm

Granted, but then all the fireflies becomes unstuck and fall to earth. Raining insects blight out the sun and there is worldwide death and famine.

I wish any person I draw could become a real.
So what's the speed of dark?
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:40 pm

Granted. They become real psychopathic killers intent on killing you.

I wish pizza was free.
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:23 am

Granted, but it's that square, cardboard-tasting pizza that they served at my junior high. Yuck!
I wish I lived in Astro City, the city Kurt Busiek created that had LOTS of superheroes living in it.
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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:53 am

Granted but you are a super villain on the run and a asteroid is about to hit you and the planet.

I wish for zaggen the knight of darkness.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:39 am

Granted but he causes a blackout in your town.
I wish cartoon network played slice of life anime. (like Azumanga Daioh or Lucky Star or Maria Watches Over Us)
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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:03 pm

Granted but the censorship board sliced the life out of it so much you think it was a trailer.

I wish for ballom - the master of death.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:05 pm

Granted. Then he kills the world (you first)

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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:31 pm

Granted but it is a pretty pony chew toy for the dogs.

I wish for Alcadeies - The Master Of Spirits
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:04 pm

Granted, but it's actually a goth rock band called Alcadeies that has a CD called The Master of Spirits. And it skips in every single machine you put it in.
I wish Cartoon Network played Daria during its Adult Swim block.
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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:30 pm

Granted but cartoon network gets closed down because of bad reviews since of the contents report and a law suit. So it changes to adult swim and then to ADULTX TSUNAMI .

I wish for a friend on this site.:(
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:36 pm

GRANTED! You are now friends with the psychopath stalker of the site! HAVE FUN!

I wish I was more social..
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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:35 pm

Granted but your now a social outcast.

I wish for good health and good fortune and joy to everyone on earth and for me to have all the sorrow and sickness and misfortune in the world.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:39 pm

(Haha, too late! XD)

Granted, first, you have one second of joy, good health, blah blah, and then for 5 years of your life, you have an incurable disease that makes you really depressed and clumsy. Then a walrus kills you.. >_>

I wish I was like GIR!
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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:42 pm

Granted but GIR stands for Girls in a rage and your temper gets you in trouble.

I wish for a Xceotoctpho
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Postby Jemuel » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:43 pm

Granted, but now you're being sued for copyright violations.

I wish I could get my homework assignment done in time.
Romans 13:12
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Postby Michiru_Waknaka » Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:04 pm

Granted. But an Xceotoctpho(also known as Exio-octo-phobia) is the fear of being surounded by things that come in the number eight.

I wish I had cat ears and tail.
So, I guess my favorite shape is a circle. I'd like squares too, if they were round.

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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:37 pm

Granted but kids pull you ears and swing you around by the tail to see how big the room is.

I wish for Erotaphysoibphob
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:12 pm

Granted, you now have Erotaphysoibphob, or better known as Ereuthophobia (fear of the color red)

I wish I was a duck.
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Postby Midori » Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:51 pm

Granted, but once you are a duck, you can never be reunited with your prince who you saved from an evil raven by becoming Princess Tutu and locating all the pieces of his broken heart.
(That's a really great show, by the way)

I wish I could play Tetris using the power of my mind, so my thumbs didn't ache.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:24 pm

Granted. You can figure out what to do with the pieces using only your mind. Unfortunately, the game itself doesn't know that you're doing that (it isn't psychic), so it treats it as if you're not playing at all. Also, you grow walrus tusks, and murder Moonrock Dragon.

I wish that your name wasn't Midori.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby MoonRock Dragon » Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:53 am

Granted but you switch names.

I wish for Thanopcynecphob
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