Corrupted wish game

Postby **Monkey Princess** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:08 am

Granted, but they are only considerate to one person and hateful to everyone else.

I wish my phone hadn't been stolen.

Postby **MoonRock Dragon** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:21 am

Granted but your mom gave it to charity.

I wish for all bad luck to give everyone good luck.

Postby **NnySacci** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:28 am

granted, but you have all of the bad luck in the world.

I wish they'd return the original formula of Count Chocula =[

Postby **MoonRock Dragon** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:36 am

@ NnySacci that was what i wished for.

Granted but it can only be bought in the south pole.

I wish for all the bad luck and sadness in the world.

Postby **Dante** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:14 am

Granted... you have all the sadness and bad luck of the world... the platypus world... nobody really understands what's wrong with you, but maybe that's because your problems don't relate well to other humans.... just to platupus... like the terrible tragedy of figuring out how to write the plural of platapus.

I wish I could spam the corrupted wish thread with my new website
http://www.tensor-industries.com

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:58 am

Granted, but in return, CAA spams your site with the corrupted wish thread.

I wish that I could eat a bear.

Postby **Monkey Princess** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:18 pm

Granted, but then the bear's big brother eats you.

I wish I could have a pet ferret.

Postby **animefreak** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:57 pm

granted, but it has rabies

i wish i had boyfriend

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:14 pm

Granted, but hes with the mafia and soon "makes you sleep with the fishes".. Sorry 'bout that =P

I wish I was part of the Mafia

Postby **Monkey Princess** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:12 pm

Granted, but you soon get killed off from lack of talent and are 'ghost buddies' with animefreak.

I wish I could go to London.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:40 pm

Granted, you can go to London - during the Blitz. You find yourself on the wrong end of a German bomb.

I wish that Dominoes would offer wheatgrass as a pizza topping, for the lulz.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:03 pm

Granted, but the concept of healthfood on pizza confuses and frightens the fast food buying public. Riots and anarchy result.

I wish I was watching a popular and GOOD new Digimon series right now

Postby **Monkey Princess** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:26 am

Granted but a couple seconds in Godzilla comes in and crashes your power line. No TV for you.

I wish I could throw a costume party for Halloween.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:54 pm

Granted, but since costume parties are really heavy, you must be granted superhuman strength to actually THROW one any meaningful distance... and that strength can't be removed after you do it. Thus, you must spent the rest of your life being ultra super careful not to shatter things with the slightest touch.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:00 pm

Granted, but you're eaten.
I wish I was an alchemist.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:16 pm

Granted, but it costs you an arm and a leg...and your mom =o

I wish I were in a band with Lacey Mosely and Ryan Clark.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:57 pm

Granted, but the band's a one-hit wonder.
I wish I was a vampire.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:12 pm

Granted. Then Van Helsing kills you.

I wish I felt better >_<

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:42 pm

Granted, but it's just the morphine. You're still dying.

I wish that Japan wasn't evil.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:03 am

Granted, but America is evil now.
I wish I was a moderator for this site.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:42 am

Granted. But then, as you're Moderating, you do something wrong AND BLOW UP A PORTION OF THE SIGHT! You are then banned to the spooky portion on CAA only the MODS know about.

I wish, I wish, upon a star..

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:25 pm

Granted, but the star is really a meteorite about to crash right into your face.

I wish that I could build a railroad network in the sky.

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:52 am

Granted but the rail road falls out of the sky and destroys new york city..

i wish the following wish will not be corrupted
i wish heroes the show was real

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:35 pm

Granted, but now Sylar's after...YOU!
I wish that creepy scientist would leave the Geico Gecko alone.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:12 pm

Granted, but now he's after...YOU!

I wish that the Geico gecko would fight and defeat Sylar.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:22 pm

Granted, but now he's on a killing spree.
I wish I was an angel.

Postby **Aletheia** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:06 pm

Granted, but you have no wings, and all the strings on your harp are broken.

I wish weekends lasted forever.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:20 pm

Granted but Schools been moved to weekends only and now runs from 5 am to 10 pm...of course...when you get to college...that all changes...hehe...

I wish Hermenutics would quit trying to eat my soul...seriously...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:41 pm

Granted, but only because it has succeeded.

I wish that John McCain and Barack Obama would both sport large green mohawks.

Postby **Kankokujin** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:26 pm

Granted. But now they waste precious political debate time to only argue about who's mohawk is better.

I wish for a million wishes!

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