Postby ADXC » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:45 pm
ADXC 10:58 - Yeah. But it is challenging.
ADXC 10:58 - Hey.
bigsleepj 10:58 - Good Evening, everyone
Tsukuyomi waves ^ ^/)
ADXC 10:59 - Hmm, it's kinda morning.
Tsukuyomi 10:59 - Ohayou, Gozaimasu \o.o/
ADXC 10:59 - But yeah evening.
bigsleepj 10:59 - It's 9 in the morning here. 9:00am.
ADXC 11:00 - 2 in the morning here.
bigsleepj 11:00 - Helium Filled Balloons?
ADXC 11:00 - Hmm, what about them?
bigsleepj 11:01 - They're coming to get you...
11:01 - A chime sounds at the front door. indyrocker enters the chat.
indyrocker 11:02 - yo
ADXC 11:02 - They are?
ADXC 11:02 - Hey.
11:02 - A chime sounds at the front door. Kaligraphic enters the chat.
ADXC 11:03 - Hello.
Kaligraphic 11:03 - By the Great Meerkat! People!
Kaligraphic 11:03 - Hello!
Kaligraphic 11:03 - I love you all, except one of you.
indyrocker 11:03 - mmmmm
ADXC 11:03 - Meerkat!
ADXC 11:04 - Im just wondering Kali, do you say that because of the chat we did on it or are there other reasons?
bigsleepj 11:05 - Gotta go. Fare thee well,, everyone
11:05 - bigsleepj has quit: snick
Kaligraphic 11:05 - What, you don't know about the great meerkat?
ADXC 11:05 - Bye.
ADXC 11:05 - The one that grows in the great pumpkin patch?
ADXC 11:05 - JK
Kaligraphic 11:06 - They say that on Lincoln's birthday, if you're truly sincere, the Great Meerkat will rise up out of the eggplant patch...
ADXC 11:06 - Nice!
ADXC 11:06 - Oh tell me more Kali Green!
ADXC 11:07 - This chat now feels...quote worthy.
Kaligraphic 11:07 - He brings toys and small furry animals to all those who live by the code of the Meerkat.
11:07 - indyrocker wanders out of the chat.
ADXC 11:07 - Does he deliever to Boe Dool?
Kaligraphic 11:08 - And great fortune will follow those graced by his presence.
Kaligraphic 11:08 - Boe Dool?
ADXC 11:08 - And Wouldstock?
ADXC 11:08 - Im refering to Joe Cool.
Kaligraphic 11:09 - If they are truly sincere, and live by the code of the Meerkat, I'm sure he does.
Kaligraphic 11:09 - But do not be too hasty to seek his blessing!
11:10 - CognitiveGear wanders out of the chat.
ADXC 11:10 - But why out of a eggplant patch?
Kaligraphic 11:10 - If you take up the code of the Meerkat, and later abandon that path, you will be visited by the Great Warthog!
ADXC 11:10 - Do meerkats eat those?
ADXC 11:11 - The Great Warthog!
Kaligraphic 11:11 - Simple. Eggplants have the Meerkat nature.
ADXC 11:11 - Sounds like Pumba.
ADXC 11:11 - Oh I see.
Kaligraphic 11:11 - If the Great Warthog comes upon you, he will visit you three times.
ADXC 11:12 - Is the Great Meerkat, Timon?
Kaligraphic 11:12 - The first time the Great Warthog comes, he will visit in your sleep, and he will tear your clothes, and spoil your dreams, as a warning.
Kaligraphic 11:13 - The name of the Great Meerkat is a secret, known only to the Priests of the Order of the Suricat.
ADXC 11:13 - But can't I just be like Link and slash him with my swords untill he glows red and starts charging at me?
Kaligraphic 11:15 - What, while you're asleep? Nobody ever wakes up on the first visit, but on the later visits, the Great Warthog appears to have an insubstantial form, yet still is able to do damage.
ADXC 11:15 - This stuff is so complicated.
Kaligraphic 11:16 - The second time he comes, if you have not mended your ways, he will come just as you are falling asleep, and will trap you in the gap between the waking world and the dream world. He will hold you there for three days, while you are powerless to wake or to fight him.
ADXC 11:17 - Where did you hear all of this from?
ADXC 11:18 - Sounds like communist propaganda to me.
ADXC 11:19 - JK
Kaligraphic 11:19 - He will steal your dreams and from that night until he comes again, or he accepts that you have mended your ways, you will have no dreams of your own, but will dream of ancient times long forgotten, where the thoughts of the dead will command you. You will find yourself in the place of the condemned in the great prison of Mroha Kalatum.
ADXC 11:20 - That does not sound good.
RoyMustang 11:21 - brb
11:22 - RoyMustang wanders out of the chat.
Kaligraphic 11:22 - On the third visit, he will come in the waking world, and will walk beside you for a day, unseen by others, and if you have not mended your ways, after that day, you will find all of your powers fading away. If you have received the Meerkat's Blessing, it shall depart. Your limbs will wither, and your mind will fog. Fate will turn against you, and will preserve you only for torment.
Kaligraphic 11:23 - You will be utterly abandoned by the powers of the Meerkat.
ADXC 11:23 - That sounds terrible!
ADXC 11:24 - But alas I have not seen either the Great Meerkat or the Great Warthog.
Kaligraphic 11:24 - So do not be quick to pledge yourself idly to the code of the Meerkat, only to abandon it later. It is something which demands the full measure of dedication.
Kaligraphic 11:24 - But if you do, the rewards can be beyond mortal reckoning.
ADXC 11:25 - Really?
Kaligraphic 11:25 - Yes.
ADXC 11:25 - Like what?
ADXC 11:25 - 72 virgins and some gin?
11:26 - ShiroiHikari wanders out of the chat.
Kaligraphic 11:26 - It is believed that Barack Obama once say the Great Meerkat, and the Great Meerkat said to him, "I will grant you your heart's desire." Apparently, he really wanted to be President.
Kaligraphic 11:26 - Er, he saw the Great Meerkat.
ADXC 11:27 - Did Michelle see the Great Meerkat as well?
Kaligraphic 11:27 - Alexander the Great built his empire on the strength of the Meerkat's Blessing, but died when he broke the code.
ADXC 11:28 - So are you saying the same thing might happen to Obama in which case he will see the Great Warthog?
Kaligraphic 11:28 - No, Michelle only saw the Great Pumpkin, which is why she's going to be First Lady, and not President.
ADXC 11:28 - I suppose Hillary saw the Great Warthog already.
Kaligraphic 11:28 - All who follow the code of the Meerkat, if they fall away, may see the Great Warthog.
Kaligraphic 11:29 - No, Hillary was just a nasty little *censored* and people happened to notice.
ADXC 11:30 - I guess.
ADXC 11:31 - Poor Palin, she almost saw the Great Meerkat.
Kaligraphic 11:31 - Yes, but she was not quite sincere enough.
ADXC 11:31 - Really?
Kaligraphic 11:31 - But I don't feel bad for her, she gets to shoot things from helicopters, which is still awesome.
ADXC 11:32 - She gets to hunt moose.
Kaligraphic 11:32 - And she still might see the Great Meerkat.
ADXC 11:32 - I wonder if she hunts meerkats and warthogs.
Kaligraphic 11:33 - Yeah, I know that some people were up in arms about the helicopter hunting, but if I had the opportunity to shoot a moose from a helicopter, I'd take it in a heartbeat.
ADXC 11:34 - Yeah, she's doing the Lord's will.
Kaligraphic 11:36 - There was a man in Winnipeg who saw the Great Meerkat and received as a boon the ability to pull cheeseburgers out of a hat, without having to fill the hat with cheeseburgers in advance.
ADXC 11:37 - Nice.
ADXC 11:37 - Should I put this in the Unofficial chat thread?
Kaligraphic 11:38 - William Shakespeare saw the Great Meerkat, and asked that his writings be remembered for all times.
Kaligraphic 11:38 - If you like.
ADXC 11:38 - He lucked out on that deal.
Kaligraphic 11:38 - Yup. And he thought that it would happen through his poetry.
ADXC 11:39 - His sonets?
Kaligraphic 11:39 - yeah.
ADXC 11:39 - sonnets*
Tsukuyomi 11:39 - I have yarn wiht your gys' color fonts ^ ^
ADXC 11:39 - or however you spell them.
Kaligraphic 11:39 - sonnets.
Tsukuyomi isn't sure if that made sense, but I have some yarn with a mixture of greens 8D
ADXC 11:39 - You do?
Kaligraphic 11:39 - SONET is a network technology.
ADXC 11:39 - Cool.
Kaligraphic 11:40 - I don't think I have any yarn with your font color, Tsu. Perhaps I should ask the Greak Meerkat for some?
Kaligraphic 11:42 - Did you know that Papa John's exists as the result of the Meerkat's Blessing?
Kaligraphic 11:42 - It's true.
ADXC 11:43 - Papa John's makes good pizza.
ADXC 11:43 - No I didn't know that.
ADXC 11:43 - THE MORE YOU KNOW!
Kaligraphic 11:44 - Yup.
Kaligraphic 11:45 - And a certain, well-liked member of this very site was forced to depart when he saw the Great Meerkat, and hit him with a garden hoe.
Kaligraphic 11:46 - But that former member almost got a wish granted.
ADXC 11:46 - XD
ADXC 11:46 - Which member was it?
Kaligraphic 11:46 - I can't tell you.
ADXC 11:47 - Ah really?
Kaligraphic 11:47 - It's the terms under which I received the information. I can't reveal which user.
Kaligraphic 11:47 - Sorry.
ADXC 11:47 - Okay.
Tsukuyomi 11:50 - Awww 8(
Kaligraphic 11:50 - Gene Rodenberry saw the Great Meerkat, way back when he was struggling to sell Star Trek. He asked to be able to sell Star Trek, and the Great Meerkat granted him one of the great sci-fi properties of the century.
Kaligraphic 11:51 - That's why it's been such a long-lived property.