Corrupted wish game

[Song_of_Storms]

Granted. You are now lead accordion in "Acid Zimmers", a polka/rock band composed of elderly people.

I wish there was more Bishonen, and less fan-service.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, both times. The number of bishonen is increased to service female fans, and then returned to normal to reduce fanservice.

I wish that I could summon snow cones thrice a day like my character can in Kingdom of Loathing.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it's mostly melted.
I wish Chuck Norris was a Ninja Turtle.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but he defeats ever villain in the history of the universe in 2.4 seconds, so there's no more show.

I wish my camera had batteries

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish that I had a pizza box that never ran out of pizza slices.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it makes you sick.
I wish I was a Care Bear.

[Dante]

Granted... but you're stinky the care bear... and so none one ever associates/talks/comes within 5 clicks of your location.

I wish I could enjoy some nice dreams. just... sleep and sleep and sleep endlessly and just forget that I even had to worry about things like tests and classes... or even life...

[Peanut]

Granted, you can now sleep with the fishes...*pushes Pascal into the nearest body of water*

I wish that there would be milkshakes...and that I could drink them all up...

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but they are nasty flavors, like pig, cow brain, dirt.. And suddenly, you become a milkshake and someone drinks you. =P

I wish Barny didn't exist..

[rocklobster]

dude that was a creepy corruption.
Anyway, back on topic.
Granted, but because he doesn't exist, now the Teletubbies have no threat against their plans of world conquest.
I wish Toonami wasn't cancelled. And that it was an all-anime block again.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Toonami is back... and showing nothing but Powerpuff Girls Z... at 4 am. Raitings are less than stellar.

I wish the tiny, landlocked European nation of Liechtenstein had a thriving animation industry

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's all some of the weirdest porn that anybody ever popped a boner to.

I wish wish that Superman was a hired killer for the mob.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted. Superman is hired to kill Bruce Wayne, not knowing he was THE Batman. Superman corners him in a dark alley.. As he gets closer, he gets weaker.. Superman then realizes Batman has a KRYPTONITE SUIT ON!! Thus putting an end to Superman and the mob. Then Batman takes over as the SUPREME RULER!! BWAHAHAHA!!

I wish I was Supreme Ruler Batman's apprentice.

[rocklobster]

Granted but Bane breaks your back.
I wish I had a pirate cat like in The Last Unicorn.

[Sheenar]

Granted, but the pirate cat curses like a sailor and makes you walk the plank. *splash*

I wish the adage "a mile in someone's shoes" really meant that if you wear someone else's shoes you experience their life.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you die exactly the same way that person does. What's worse, it's like Quantum Leap--you randomly take over people's lives.
I wish Creed was considered a Christian rock band.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but that just give the secular community one more reason not to like Christian music.

I wish I was a golden dancing Buddah

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but then you get a cult started, and then God strikes you and your dancing gold-wearing followers with lightning o_o

I wish my text was BLOOO!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but due to misreading, your text is blood. Now, all the text you post on this site bleeds, and the whole site shuts down because of blood loss. Or maybe it's the fact that the server is now filled with blood.

I wish that my text was ice cream.

[Peanut]

Granted, but it quickly melts before you can have any, making your computer all sticky...

I wish I had a never ending supply of Banana's Foster.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted. A dude named Banana has let you have a never ending supply of his new invention called "Foster", but that's only because it wouldn't sell and he had nothing else to do with it. It is a cream that does the exact opposite of lotion.

I wish I had a neon top hat.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but the neon lights get so hot that you can never actually wear the thing.

I wish there was a town called Shiny Pants, where all the citizens had to wear shiny pants!

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but it's run by a really stupid lab rat that makes everyone do ridiculous things, like say "NARF!" after every word, and dance every time someone says "Chicken". Sadly, you can't dance and got thrown into the shiny jail, where you go bliinnddd from the extreme shininess. Poor you..

I wish my hair was pink, and my name was Shamachiaka!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Your hair is pink, and your name is Shamachiaka. You are also now a poodle.

I wish that Zarn Ishtare would wear a top hat.

[Peanut]

Granted, Zarn Ishtare now wears a top hat...however it is a top hat that makes him entirely normal, sane, and lackluster in every aspect of his life. Thus transforming him into a really boring person who no one wants to hang around. Emotionally depressed, Zarn Ishtare tosses himself in front of a glacier, where he is crushed many centuries later...

I wish that boredom would cease to exist...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now only stark, frenetic panic exists.

I wish that four trees would grow tomorrow morning.

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Granted. Four huge apple trees grow...right in your bed. Have fun.

I wish that I could learn how to do the Hare Hare Youkai dance from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"

[Monkey Princess]

Granted: You learn to do the dance. Only you learn at a bowling alley and get hit in the head with a bowling ball seconds later, causing you to forget the dance as well as where and who you are.

I wish I had a nickle for every time said my name or any of my nicknames.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. You have now been crushed bu nickels.

I wish I was a Toys R Us Kid

[Song_of_Storms]

Granted. You are now one of the many brats running raging mad through a demented store, whose soul purpose is to supply already spoiled children with more greedy desires.

I wish people where more considerate of others.