Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but only because they're so ardently pro-murder.

I wish that I could watch a glabrezu get eaten by a shoggoth.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it that's because you got eaten first, so you watch it from inside.

I wish NASCAR involved guns and missiles

[rocklobster]

Granted but Death Race 2020 is sued for copyright infringement. And so are the makers of Twisted Metal.
I wish there was a sequel to Azumanga Daioh that chronicled the girls' college years.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted. Unfortunatley it focuses on all the lecture scenes, which bore any and all who view them to tears of insanity until they go nuts and die by the razor.

I wish Christian rappers would get more respect for all the musical, spiritual and soulfull contributions they've made to society.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now the Christian punk rockers get no respect!
I wish Kid Rock got saved instead of faking it like in "Only God Knows Why" and "Lonely Road of Faith".

[Shilohan ninja]

(Man! I hate having to corrupt a wish like that!)
Granted, but he loses his musical ability and dies directly afterward due to an accidental drowning durring his baptism.

I wish metal bands like Metalica and Disturbed would get saved.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, they almost are convinced to become good people, but they and their resulting profits are cleverly saved by music industry execs and the application of fat stacks of cash, which are promptly spent on drugs and prostitutes.

I wish that there was a store called Cold Topic, which sold exactly the opposite of what Hot Topic sells.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but they sell such bland and uninteresting clothes that no one buys them and they go under in less than a month!
I wish politicians were more honest.

[Midori]

Granted--but now the country is run by the Mafia instead.

I wish that Nintendo had spent 6 more months on Twilight Princess (or at least hadn't spent so much time porting it to Wii).

[rocklobster]

Granted, now Twilight Princess was never even released!
I wish you could upload your own theme song for created wrestlers on Raw Vs. Smackdown games. (I wanted to use "My Wave" by Soundgarden for my character, Jason Sensation)

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but you have to pay a heftly licencing fee every time it plays.

I wish Dr. Pepper made a breakfast cerial

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, Dr.Pepper had a son that was a serial killer at breakfast time.

I wish there was a Rootbeer mascot that beat up the Pepsi mascot.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but then it turns back and beats up on you O_O

I wish I didn't get cold so easily when it's like.. 82 degrees outside >_>

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's now -40 degrees outside year-round.

I wish for the secret of Monkey Island.

[rocklobster]

Granted. But you get killed by rabid monkeys.
I wish Superman stayed dead back when DC "killed" him.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but DC was shut down and everyone involved was prosecuted for Superman's murder.

I wish that yogurt could talk.

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Granted, but someone eats the yogurt before you wind up having a meaningful conversation with it. Too bad...yet tasty.


I wish Johnny Young Bosch was a Power Ranger again!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. He's the Rainbow Ranger, and fights not to save the world but to advance the cause of homosexuality. Naturally, this commonly requires some sort of interpretive dance.

I wish that you hadn't ruined the Power Rangers.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, YOU ruined the power rangers! You horrible person!

I wish they had REAL not gay power rangers that weren't bad actors!

[Seed of Hope]

granted, but then they get lynched in a street for being too perfect!

I wish that Nintendo would think of some brilliant gaming ideas and bring back Wii to its former state of grandeur.

[rocklobster]

Granted but now it's as bad as the Virtual Boy was. You just ruined the Wii.
I wish Malcolm McDowell would stop playing so many villains.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Now he actually becomes the villains. Who's acting?

I wish that Patrick Stewart would play Malcolm McDowell in a biographical movie.

[Peanut]

Granted but the movie never makes it past the casting stage because Patrick Stewart actually becomes Malcolm McDowell and becomes a villain similar to Dr. Horrible...remember kids, Wonderflonium is not meant to bounce...

I wish I had a never ending supply of Wonderflonium...

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it becomes increasingly defective.
I wish I could catch my local Christian Rock radio station on my radio again (they have an internet version, but I'd rather use my radio.)

[Seed of Hope]

granted, but..unfortunatly someone taps into the radio station and puts the Tellitubbies theme on and bugs your radio so that it play LOUD and clear throughout your house. you eventually go deaf with that one theme in your head..

I wish that i could create a ultimate tracking monitor device and implant it in my head and whatever i've seen is basiclly imprinted on the monitor and i'll always know where everything is..(my belongings are mysteriously being misplaced and are never found again..curious..)

[MoonRock Dragon]

Granted but while you implant it you die from blood loss.

I wish Rock could become the Head mod of this site

[rocklobster]

Granted, but I make everyone wear bee-hive hairdos, just like my favorite band!
I wish I could be a commentator for the WWE.

[MoonRock Dragon]

Granted but you get hit with a chair and fall of the cage in the cage match.
I wish that more people were in the chatroom.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but so many go in there, the chat explodes. Poor chatbot..

I wish more people would join my new RPG The Protectors..

[rocklobster]

Granted, but there are way too many members to keep track of.
I wish I had my own rock band.