Corrupted wish game

[NJel]

Granted, you now have the body of a Hawk and your same head.

I wish for a rainbow!!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's full of gay skittles. Figuring out how skittles can be gay causes your head to explode.

I wish that lasagna was the leading cause of death in Eurasia.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. As a direct consequence of the deadliness of lasagna, however, you just killed Garfield.

I wish Barnes & Noble sold video games

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. But only to Jack Thompson, who is so influenced by playing Bomberman and such that he goes even crazier and blows up the whole company. Now there are no more Barnes & Noble stores. You villain.

I wish that playing video games didn't turn people evil.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, they now turn people into cute little pink fluffy bunnies (including you) that want to spread happiness, joyness and wuv to all by giving hugs and throwing hard candy at people, causing several injuries. Eventually, all games are banned and the bunnies are banished to a deserted island. You strange person..

I wish Donald duck was real and could be understood.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but now that we can understand him, it turns out that he's been ranting about pink bunnies and bashing video games this whole time.

I wish my toes were named David, Ryan, Al, Wayne, Robert, Kenneth, James, Jeremy, Gary, and Nathan.

[Song_of_Storms]

Granted, but you get thrown in a Asylum for talking to your "named" toes. Your roommate just happens to be Big Bobby, AKA "Toe Eater".

I wish I could sing like Blondie, the singer from the 80's.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, you now sing like that one blond poser singer lady from the 80s. But sadly, she sang so horrible, it made people curl up in a ball while holding their ears and crying.

I wish there was a Charlie the unicorn movie.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but you get assassinated by a mob of anti-unicorn activists subsequently declaring jihad on all shows, movies, books, CDs and magazines even remotely pertaining to any and all fairy tale "things".

I wish suicide didn't exist.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, now at the age of 20, random people just drop dead. Quite painfully I might add.

I wish everyone had to wear cool punk clothing

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but since everyone wears it, it becomes a standard uniform, and no longer cool. To make it cool in some sense, everyone removes the pants, and then millions of people catch cold and die.

I wish that rodents were more malicious.

[king atlantis]

granted, but they just end up eating themselves, and we then have one humongo over-lord rodant who uses everyone as slaves.

i wish that instantaneous transportation devices were free and everywhere, so it would be cheap and super fast to travel the world.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, which also means terrorists with zeeky bombs and anti-Bush propoganda are free to run rampid with their weapons of mass destruction. Way to go!

I wish Slim shady would get saved and stop making music with trashy lyrics.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now Christian rap is outlawed.
I wish Michael Moore would move to France, where he's more appreciated.

[Jingo Jaden]

Granted, but France would then wage war on the US, and actualy win.

I wish that the town that I live in would be renamed to epictown.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but only because that's short for what everyone calls it - epicfailtown.

I wish for more cowbell.

[Jingo Jaden]

Granted, but it would only be inside the cows and the way of exstracting it intact would be nasty.

I wish Kali would post in N&S soon........

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but by then he goes bonkers and starts randomly spouting off into O-zone's Numa song and dance every five minutes in said posts. (miya he, miya hoo, miya ha, miya haha, miya he, miya hoo, miya ha, miya haha...)

I wish Christian rap was legal again...I haz nuthin ta do...

[king atlantis]

..but people realize Christian rap is cRAP, so they stop listening to it, and all the rappers die alone.

I wish school was like High School Musical.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you can't stand the non-stop singing and the fact that you feel like you live in a 21st-century version of Grease.
I wish I was Batman's sidekick.

[king atlantis]

granted, but like the original robin you de a horrid painful death.

i wish that water fountains were germ proof, anyone could drink from them, they wouldnt ever break, could give you whatever beverage you want, be free, be located in allot of places, have no lines for them, be ompletley safe, and never be the cause of any ill-being or annoyance.

corrupt that one!!!1

[rocklobster]

Granted, but no one likes the way the water tastes
(never challenge!)
I wish I had a pet unicorn.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you kill it by feeding it the wrong kind of food.

I wish that I had a pet displacer beast.

[Dante]

Granted... but its accidentally been "displaced" and cannot be found anymore... and you're having the same problem with your dimension as well...

I wish my life could be even more exciting as the song "Kingdom Hearts II duet of keyblades" by Uboici.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Your life is even more exciting, as exciting as yet another video game tune, pumped out for yet another video game. In other words, you're feeling pretty mass-produced and artificial right now. Man, your life must really suck for this to be more exciting. Let me spice it up a little for you. You're also inexplicably plagued by manticore attacks.

I wish that I could summon fantastical creatures twice a day.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but the taxes on summoning creatures are so prohibitive that you never use the power.

I wish Haley Joel Osment was Secretary of State

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but he was chosen by the new President - a write in candidate - Carrot Top. The world may never recover.

I wish that Barack Obama had a mohawk.

[rocklobster]

Granted but now he can attract the Punk Rock card.
I wish The B-52s played at my next birthday party.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. A flight of B-52s fly a bombing run against your next birthday party.

I wish that John McCain could sing.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but he sings so bad, Barrack turns into a zombie and kills everyone

I wish everyone was anti-abortion.