Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:40 pm

Granted, but it turns out that it was powering the sun, so we're all plunged into darkness and die.

I wish that the Energizer Armadillo would save the day.

Postby **NJel** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:47 pm

Granted, but now we have to deal with the searing heat forever because night is no more.

I now wish for it to snow!

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:12 pm

Granted, but now it's cold and.. I WISH IT WAS HOT AGAIN D:<

Postby **minakichan** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:05 pm

Granted; Tsukkie's so sexy that she BURNS A HOLE IN THE EARTH! D<

I wish I was half as sexy as Tsukkie.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:48 pm

Granted, but Tsukkie still gets all the attention, leaving you to sit in the back corner with a box of chocolates, crying for someone to notice you, but no one does. (sorry, kid, that's the way the cookie crumbles)

I wish girls weren't advertised as sexual objects in America. It's hard enough to stay pure in a world that tells you to do what you want.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:06 am

Granted, but now cute puppies are exploited instead. *Shudders*
I wish I was a DJ on a Christian radio station.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:22 am

Granted. It's the International Christian Polka Station! 8D

I wish Tina would shut up and eat her ham! GOSH!

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:55 am

Granted but it's because she's choking on that ham...

I wish I had a never ending supply of Easy-Mac.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:09 am

Granted, but it's made with liver cheese (ewww!)
I wish Def Leppard would perform at my next Birthday.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:33 am

Granted, but because of all the hipe about said band, everyone who comes forgets to bring you presents because they didn't read that it was for your birthday. But, hey, at least you had a front row seat to the show, right?

I wish Barney would die.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:01 pm

Granted. Now we have to deal with undead, zombie Barney.

I wish Doritos gave people super powers

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:12 pm

Granted, but they give you super halitosis. Who wants that power?
I wish I was buddies with Weird Al Yankovic.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:36 pm

Granted. A hobo named Al Yankovic now stalkes you and forces you to be his buddy.

I wish dolphins would be their true flying and singing smart selves around us humans.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:23 pm

Granted, they are right before the world get's destroyed...well...so long, farewell and thanks for all the fish!

I wish I could bowl with the gangsters...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:53 pm

Granted, but on your first frame you bowl a columbine, and Michael Moore does a documentary on how the gangsters (and bowling) ruined your life, and are the latest threat to civilization. Then he sits on you.

I wish that I had darkvision out to 120 feet.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:40 pm

Granted. Now everything you see is dim and dark and hard for you to make out correctly, which makes for some embaracing and, quite frankly, awkward situations, all of which are caught on video and posted on Youtube, MySpace and everywhere else, eventually being combined into a television sitcom about you and your horribly dim vision.

I wish my friend would quite getting freaky with that roll of bubble wrap. *shudders*

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:01 pm

Granted, now your friend is getting extra freaky with a bowl of mashed potatoes, six chihuahuas, a tuba and a garden gnome, all at once.

I wish that cows could fly.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:05 pm

Granted, but due to their fatness, they are very uncoordinated and run into everyting when they fly, causing havoc and chaos everywhere! And free steak!

I wish I had a towel so I could meet Marvin.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:22 pm

Granted, you bought a towel so that you could meet Marvin. Unfortunately, Marvin, the guy working checkout at Linens & Things, hates your guts now. Also, he peed on your towel.

I wish that rabbits could talk.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:40 am

Granted they now speak rock (as in the inanimate object).

I wish that rock wasn't refering to the inanimate object but to the style of music also known as rock.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:17 am

Granted, but now referring to rock as music is outlawed (best I could come up with).
I wish Taco Bell brought the chihuaha.(that little dog that was in their ads for a while. I loved that dog!)

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:33 am

Granted, but it is now a super creepy chihuahua that looks like a zombie dog. Even the mere sight of it will send people running and cause their eyes to explode! And now they changed the bell on the signs to the dogs face, causing several car crashes, taco throwing, televisions blowing up, and a business less fast food place. Dude, you just ruined tacobell! Nice..T_T

I wish that they would get rid of the creepy dog and I will never have to see it again..

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:27 am

Granted, but they bring in Ren from Ren and Stimpy. You EEEEDIOT!!!
I wish they only made one Neverending Story movie. The first one's the only one worth watching.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:18 pm

Granted, but the same 'they' who only made one Neverending Story movie also made it a porno starring the luckdragon, you strange, strange pervert.

I wish that the Neverending Story wasn't a porno.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:38 pm

Granted, now it's a snuff film. Sicko.

I wish There was a terrible Broadway musical based on The Giant Gila Monster.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:46 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, rather than the old movie, the musical is based on an actual gila monster. (not the one from the film) It's just a lot of gila monster sounds and one person from the audience gets bit by the gila monster every show. Despite health and public safety concerns, and the fact that the producer is a raving loon who runs around with a gila monster trying to get it to bite people, it is a huge success, and it travels the country. Also, you receive free tickets to it, attend, are bitten by the gila monster, go septic, and die. Your corpse is stuffed and used as a mascot/prop in the show.

I wish that mummies were edible.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:54 pm

Granted, but you get arrested for cannibalizing your own mother...curse you egytologists and your names that sound like what we call our own parents!

I wish that I could summon armies to smite my enemies whenever I wanted.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:56 pm

Granted, but, as you lack magical skills to actually summon real armies, you settle for summoning gummy bear armies, by opening the bag and flinging the contents at your enemies. Unfortunately, they're from the RL Edition rules, which redefined gummy bears, replacing 'smite' with 'start foodfight'. And gummy bears are no match for custard pies.

I wish that I could summon custard pies at will to smite my enemies.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:07 am

Granted, but your enemies have a craving for them and eat them before they can even do damage.
I wish I was Robin.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:01 am

Granted. You are now a Robin bird. But then, you get shot, stuffed and put in some crazy ladies house that's obsessed with dead birds.

I wish I was HawkGirl (as in the one from Justice League)

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