Corrupted wish game

[Peanut]

Granted but his batmobile loses a wheel and John McCain get's away.

I wish for free stuff.

[Smile:)]

Granted, all your stuff is free and anyone who wants it can have it! XP
I wish my comupter would work, so I can stop uesing my Moms.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but your internet gets bombarded with spam and popups every five seconds! STBY

I wish spam didn't exist.

[Sheenar]

Granted, email spam no longer exists but SPAM does--and now everything tastes like SPAM---you can never get away!

I wish you could shoot the dog in Duck Hunt.

[jim_wijit]

Granted but then he gets to shoot you. I wish for omnipotence.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but your lack of omniscience, wisdom, and immortality causes you to step in front of a semi while using your omnipotence to levitate 3 dozen scrambled eggs.

I wish my rubber duckie was the next president of the United States.

[User Name]

Granted, but the duck is overthrown by terrorists and terrorists take over as the next president.

I wish I was a random foot that could kick people out of nowhere.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it turns out to be the best president we ever had. Unfortunately, there is one exception. It allows power to be usurped by Temmy, who rules for the next 50 years.

I wish that pancakes could sing.

[jim_wijit]

Granted, but your lack of omniscience, wisdom, and immortality causes you to step in front of a semi while using your omnipotence to levitate 3 dozen scrambled eggs.

I REGRET NOTHING!

I wish that pancakes could sing.

Granted! But they can only sing one really annoying song... over and over and over.
I wish I had a maid to keep my house in order.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You have a Rubbermaid trash can. Everything you own gets thrown out, especially the expensive and important stuff.

I wish that I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

[Dante]

Granted, they sing in perfect harmony really loud in the exact same frequency as the teenage "mosquito" ringtone... and they can't stop.

I wish that on Sept 10. I didn't have to grade any more papers and could drive JM nuts by experiencing an ENJOYABLE death by black hole.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but since you wished for two things with one wish, your wish explodes in a mushroom cloud, thereby thouroughly smuthering you to death and obliterating the internet. Thanks a lot, bukko!

I wish that fanservice of all forms and extremities would cease to exist forever, thereby obliterating one more temptation and making this life of mine that much easier to deal with.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, all fans stop working. Planes fall out of the sky, people die of heat exhaustion and suffocation, and scientists everywhere are left scratching their heads at why they can't seem to get air to move any more, and nobody has any inkling of how to get them working again.

I wish that fans worked again.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but instead of fanservice, this is what happens:

I wish I had some fresh sushi right now.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, you now have the freshest, most obnoxious talking sushi in town. It insults your fashion sense, then escapes through the window while singing a popular television theme song.

I wish my remote controlled the weather.

[Song_of_Storms]

Granted, but Shilohan Ninja eats it, believing it to be Sushi. So now the weather is determined by how SN feels emotionally... oh, dear.

I wish to be more understanding and patient towards others.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but those "others" are a peaceful race of sentient aliens who aren't much for conversation.
I wish Adam and Eve were never deceived by Satan.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted. They were decieved by a wayward serpent that was under the influence of Satan and not directly by Satan himself (though we all know that's a lie and I couldn't think of a really good way to corrupt that wish, so tough noogies, homes)

I wish Oprah Winfrey really did believe in God and wasn't just a poser.

[Song_of_Storms]

Granted, but she is now hated and shunned by society.

I wish Versailles was having their concert where I live...

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but it's actually a poser band with the same name. Their music is so bad and poserish, it makes everyone within hearing range to go deaf and die. o_o

I wish I had white wings that allowed me to fly like Angel from x-men

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Unfortunately, not a shirt in the world will fit you right, so you have to walk around in a dorky leather wing harness, and your outer garments are always stretched out wrong and look like you're wearing a backpack under them. You get laughed at by people on the street, and the worst part? You molt.

I wish that stores in the U.S. carried biltong along with regular jerky.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but it's a poser brand that tastes like poo. Yummy! XD

I wish I had started my bank account sooner.

[steeve]

granted, but the bank blew up the day after.

i wish for a pony.

[Peanut]

Granted but it's dead.

I wish life was like Metal Gear Solid.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, life is now a large titanium cog. Whatever final impact that has on the sports and entertainment industry, we may never know. At any rate, at least life isn't a box of chocolates. It'd melt.

I wish my bed would make itself.

[Peanut]

Granted, but it become self aware and decides to kill you in your sleep.

I wish beds of death were outlawed...

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now no one can die. The world becomes overpopulated. Way to go.
I wish Bambi's mom didn't die in the movie. (She actually lives in the original book!)

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but then Bambi ignores his mother, goes into the meadow and gets shot.. Gah! You murderer!

I wish the hundred acre woods was real and winnie the pooh and all of them were reeaalll.. And only nice people could enter it... and the trees were fireproof...

[NJel]

Granted, but then a snake comes along and corrupts all the nice people and gets them kicked outta the forest. Then the forest and its occupants are suddenly destroyed by a massive flood making them real no more... <_<

I wish I was a blue mage in a real-life Final Fantasy universe!

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you can only do lame magic tricks.
I wish the Energizer Bunny's battery would finally die.