Corrupted wish game

[Peanut]

Granted, but now it's alive and decomposing causing that nasty smell to lurk around your house until all of it's flesh has fallen off and rotted...

I wish I didn't have so much work this semester.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted. Now you have to take a test that consists of one question: "Where is Osama Bin Laden now?" (plus, if you don't get it right, you'll get the axe!) Have fun!

I wish Mr. Rogers was still alive. I miss his so.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Ed Rogers III, president of Rogers Cable, is still alive. Why you wasted your wish on that, we'll all wonder.

I wish that Ed Rogers III was a were rabbit vampire.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted. Then he takes over the world with blood and carrots!

I wish my house didn't stink of rotting flesh. I like my skeleton wererabbit though!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Now it's you who stinks of rotting flesh. YOU CAN'T GET AWAY!!!

I wish that more people would respect the were-radish.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but people now dis-respect the werebrussel sprout.
I wish I had a guaranteed front-row seat for the end of the world.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted. You're the first to go! Have fun! XD

I wish I could get a call back from one of my applications. It's really annoying, being unemployed!

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but the application that calls you back is a butcher shop and the boss is a serial killer.. And you get arrested for the latest murder. Sorry 'bout that dude ;P

I wish the movie "small soldiers" really happened and after all the commandos got wiped out, I found the last of the living grogonites.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted. Unfortunately, your soldier-sympathetic little brother gets a hold of it and sends it down the garborator as retribution. STBY =P

I wish I could reistablish my long distance connection to Kashyyk. (It's been pretty fuzzy, lately >.<)

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you're out of minutes.
I wish I had a zanpakto.

[thefonzjr1323]

Granted, but seeing that i dont have a clue what it is, you will be the only person to have one, and the company shuts down

I wish i didnt have to go back so many pages to find out if my wish was granted

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, your wish caused the topic to die. You murderer..

I wish Charlie the unicorn was real.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but I ate him. He was pretty tasty, actually.

I wish my life was epic enough to be made into an anime.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you're the guy who everything bad happens to, and it's one of those "beat up on somebody for laughs" series. Unfortunately, you aren't laughing about being in the hospital every other week.

I wish that murderous sea slugs would eat the dingo's baby.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but then they come after you, too. Have fun being dead! XD

I wish for a mountain of pocky to rain down from the heavens every time my birthday rolls around.

[thefonzjr1323]

Granted, you will now get amnesia and forget when your birthday is and why it is falling from the sky

I wish that nobody would grant this wish

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now no one's wishes are ever granted.
I wish there was no such thing as that rotten malware program Antivirus 2009:mutter:

[Sakaki Onsei]

Granted, but you got Antivirus 2008 and it's eating your system alive.

I wish I was able to go to an anime convention, and not be a poor schmuck who has to stay at home.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's a Man-Faye-themed convention. You have to dress as Man-Faye to attend, and you can never change your clothes back to anything remotely normal. Have fun.

I wish that Dingo's Doughnuts - The Doughnuts That Ate My Baby - was a worldwide chain.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but now they eat everyone's babies and the human race as we know it becomes extinct. You Monster!

I wish MySpace had never been invented.

[Tsukuyomi]

Myspace was never invented.. It was ALWAYS there to begin with.. >_>;

I wish that all ur bases r belong 2 meh \o.o/

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but those bases prove quite corrosive, and react violently with your now much more acidic surroundings, causing you great pain, and creating a continual neutralization reaction that continuously leaves you in pain and covered in salt.

I wish that Tsukuyomi didn't have to move to Salt Lake City and become a Mormon because of her new chemical situation.

[Tsukuyomi]

She doesn't have to move. Instead, she walks around aimlessly infecting all she comes across. Nothing can stop her.. Many have tried, but have failed ~(O_O)~

I wish this monkey would get off my back >_>

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted. Now he's on your head! XD

I wish I had something really cool to wish for right now. ><

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but Kali steals it and sells it on ebay where Pascal buys it and then.. then.. then.. FEEDS IT TO THE HOBOS O______O

I wish I didn't have a fear of robots.. >_>;

[Sakaki Onsei]

Granted, but the robots are afraid of you, shoot you, and you die. Poor Tsukuyomi.

I wish I knew where God wanted me to go with my career.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but I just can't bring myself to corrupt your wish, so it gets un-granted and now you actually have to listen to God, himself. (which, btw, is a GOOD thing)

I wish I had a job right now.
(gettin' friggin' cheezed off that no one's callin' me back! Grrrrrrrrrrrr...)

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you're getting paid twelve cents an hour to quite literally cover yourself in gin and light yourself on fire at parties, once a month.

I wish that foxes were blue.

[rocklobster]

Granted, they are now the saddest creatures on Earth.
(get it? blue?)
I wish there was a movie out of Green Lantern.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. There is a movie out of Green Lantern. There is one movie not in a green lantern. All the rest of the movies in the world were destroyed by being burned in green lanterns. Unfortunately, that one movie that survived? Battlefield Earth. Good going.

I wish that Barack Obama was Batman.