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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:19 pm

Granted, but the question could only be obtained by cutting your head open and extracting it from your brain.

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Postby randomuser83 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:36 pm

Granted. Now that six times seven is the ultimate question and not what the meaning of life is you choose to end yours. Sad day.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:47 pm

Granted, your bank account is now an irrational number. A very small irrational number.

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Postby rocklobster » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:41 pm

Granted, but it fails worse than Hitler in Springtime!
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Postby Monkey Princess » Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:42 pm

Granted, but no one can a hold of it.

I wish there were flying monkeys.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:20 pm

Granted, but then they start a horrible war with Ninjas, causing all people to hide in fear of loose Ninja shurikens.

I wish flying monkeys and Ninjas would make a peace treaty
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Postby QtheQreater » Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:23 pm

Granted, but the treaty includes mandatory peace symbols on all bananas and clothing, and an Elvis impersonator on every streetcorner. Ninjadom will never be the same...

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Postby Jingo Jaden » Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:48 am

Granted, but the position would be too worthy so it would not last.

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Postby guitargeekette » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:02 pm

Granted, but lovers of the alternatives then revolt and things end badly...yikes.

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Postby Song_of_Storms » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:43 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be a pirated copy, and in French.

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Postby guitargeekette » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:20 am

Erin_Artist06 (post: 1247306) wrote:Granted, but it turns out to be a pirated copy, and in French.

Haha!!!! Fortunately I can understand French muahahahaha!!!!!

Anyway...Granted but then the world just ends...

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Postby rocklobster » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:12 am

Granted, but in order to read it, you must register online to a website that dumps lots and lots of spyware into your computer, causing it to freeze up.
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Postby sapphire_shine » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:59 pm

Granted,but the commentary is in jibbergabbisher,a long lost language no-one can understand.

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Postby Midori » Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:51 pm

Granted, you get a pair of wings made of feathers and wax but then you fly too close to the sun and your wings melt and you fall into the ocean.

I wish I could record music onto my computer directly from my brain.
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Postby Shilohan ninja » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:17 pm

Granted, but it has the nasty side effect of giving you nausiating headaches.

I wish I had the ability to manipulate time in any and every way I wish.
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Postby guitargeekette » Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:56 pm

Granted, Then time takes over you and you get lost in an alternate quantum dimension.

I wish music was in airwave format.
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Postby Shilohan ninja » Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:02 pm

Granted, music is already in airwave format, known as RADIO! (duh!)

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Postby rocklobster » Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:52 pm

Granted, but now the weapons are ineffective.
I wish Sci-fi channel would play Record of Lodoss War.
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Postby sapphire_shine » Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:56 pm

Granted,but 4kids tv has dubbed and edited it >:3 dun dun dun....

I wish I could have the sailor moon box set
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Postby Themanofchrist » Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:59 pm

Granted but half the dvds are missing!!!

I wish I was awsome
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
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Postby sapphire_shine » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:04 pm

granted,but now everyone else is super awesome D:

I wish I had a Kirara (the cat-dog thing from inuyasha that is ADORABLE!):O
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Postby Themanofchrist » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:07 pm

Granted but it thinks you are a dangerous person

I wish I would be popular with ladies
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
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Postby sapphire_shine » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:12 pm

Granted,but all the ladies that you are popular with have bad gas problems.

I wish my life was a magical girl anime XD
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Postby Themanofchrist » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:14 pm

Grant but now I am your sidekick

I wish my life was like an anime XD
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
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Postby sapphire_shine » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:16 pm

Granted,but I am the main charater XD muwahahaha (plus your life is a magical girl show now XD)

I wish I can be good at video games.
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Postby Themanofchrist » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:19 pm

Granted but I am still better

I wish I could live in japan
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
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Postby sapphire_shine » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:23 pm

Granted,but you live in a smelly old box out in the streets.

I wish I had some sugar
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Postby Themanofchrist » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:25 pm

Granted but you get diabetes XD

I wish I was on here more often
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
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Postby sapphire_shine » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:26 pm

Granted,but the only people you are on here with are spambots and Bill Cosby's long lost uncle Carl.

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Postby Themanofchrist » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:27 pm

Granted but you can only dance with meh

I wish I could dance lol
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
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