Corrupted wish game

Postby **PokettoKunoichi** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:27 am

Granted but it died. D:

I wish I grew spikes out of my back.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:42 pm

Granted, but everytime you walk aorund, you stab someone in the eye and then you get sued and go to jail

I wish my dogs wouldn't keep runing away

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:30 pm

Granted ^^ They don't run away. the walk away u_u/

I wish there was something to do u_u/

Postby **Monkey Princess** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:35 pm

Granted: You go for a nice hike, that ends in you getting lost with no cellphone.

I wish I weren't at home right now.

Postby **FukuokaGirl** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:39 pm

Granted... you're stuck in a never ending line a the DMV... only to find out once you're called, that you don't have all the paperwork you need. XP (I'm too evil, I know!)

I wish that I could eat anything I wanted and not gain any weight!! XD

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:20 am

Granted, but your mass still expands.
I wish there was a rock band with a lead singer that played an ocarina.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:42 am

Granted. They now have a band with Link in it (from legend of zelda) but right in the middle of a concert, he thought he saw a monster in the audience, so he jumped down and started swinging his sword around, causing panic and chaos. Ever since, an ocarina player is not allowed in any band.

I wish I got a Dragon for mah Birthday =3

Postby **PokettoKunoichi** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:47 am

Granted, but it was a cheap plastic toy. D:

I wish I had super pwnsome writing skills.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:01 am

Granted. You know write every other word with a random "P" in it.

I wish I had gone to sleep earlier last night

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:43 am

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish that unicorns would be recognized as the bloodthirsty killers they really are.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:51 am

Granted. The government gets so freaked out by them, they start trying to kill them all. And when the unicorns kill all of the troops, everyone panics and launches missiles at them. They miss a couple of the unicorns but they end up killing all humans on earth. So now the earth is populated by killer unicorns.That stinks, eh?

I wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener (yea, I said it

)

Postby **Monkey Princess** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:27 am

Granted, but then a bunch of little kids come running after you because they weren't feed lunch and they're hungry.

I wish there was more food in the house.

Postby **guitargeekette** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:41 am

Granted...but it's only one extra peanut.

I Wish I had every CCM CD in history.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:07 pm

Granted, but now you're going to have to watch your back. The RIAA is after you for illegal file-sharing.
I wish Huey Lewis and the News would get back together.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:13 pm

Granted, but as soon as they do, they all die from heart attacks due to sheer nastalga.

I wish profainity didn't exist in any language known to man, elf, God, etc.

Postby **guitargeekette** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:25 pm

(I don't want to corrupt that wish lol!!!)

Granted...but, phrases such as "Oh Snap!" would become profanities instead.

I wish DC talk would reunite and start making music again...as a group.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:13 pm

Granted. They make music that sounds like "Ooh! Aaah! Aaarggh! Owwwie!!!" as they reunite in a mad torturer's basement while he tries to make "Cries of Pain" into a real musical genre, like those novelty music CDs with the cats meowing to tunes.

I wish that all language would become profanity.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:18 pm

Granted,*******************.

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Postby **guitargeekette** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:36 pm

High-larious.

Postby **Midori** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:39 pm

I wish that my wish would not be corrupted.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:10 pm

Granted, your wish for nothing goes uncorrupted because there is nothing in your wish to corrupt.

I wish people would learn that loopholes don't exist in the Corrupted Wish Thread and that all wishes will be corrupted...no matter what...

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:24 pm

Granted but they choose not to learn anything else and stupidity reigns supreme!

I wish I could eat a really hot pepper!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:23 am

Granted, as you said, stupidity reigns supreme. You eat a bell pepper straight out of the oven, and it's still at 600 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, an alien bursts out of your chest for no reason.

I wish that meat would replace currency as the coin of the realm.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:56 am

Granted. Banks, which weren't equiped with meat lockers in their vaults, are now a breeding ground for all sorts of terrible diseases. Economic colapse is not far behind.

I wish it was 5 hours ago

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:44 pm

Granted. The event you are most looking forward to in all the future was 5 hours ago. You missed it. Now your dreams must dim, as hope is now past.

I wish that hot dogs could speak.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:58 pm

Granted. But all you hear is cries of pain when you eat them. Poor things..

I wish the sky was purple and the moon was made outa cheese!

Postby **guitargeekette** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:07 pm

Granted but during an eclipse, the moon melts and the atmosphere begins to smell rancid....(the sky can still be purple^_^)

I wish Luciano Pavarotti was still alive.

Postby **Monkey Princess** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:49 am

Granted, but no one knows that he is.

I wish I had a gir plushie.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:54 am

Granted. But right after you get it, a Ninja steals it from you

I wish I knew the sectet to life, the universe and everything (if you know what this is from, you're awesome)

Postby **Kung_Fu_Master** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:05 pm

Granted, the answer is 42 but due to you not knowing the question you are left with the answer that gets you nowhere in life.

I wish six times seven was the ultimate question.

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