Corrupted wish game

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:41 pm

Granted, but all of the marshmallows start a war with humans and they win

I wish my bologna's first name was O S C A R

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:09 pm

Granted, but its last name is S A L M O N E L L A.

I wish that young people knew the awesome that is the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:15 pm

Granted, but right after, someone hits them all in the head and they get amnesia

I wish they still played Freakazoid on TV

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:04 pm

Granted, but "Freakazoid on TV" is a card game similar to whist.

I wish that Freakazoid on TV was closer to poker.

Postby **Song_of_Storms** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:06 pm

Granted, but they get so close they explode, due to a rip in the space/time continuum.

I wish for tea and cookies~

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:18 pm

granted, but right after you get it, a british person steals it from you

I wish Justice League was real

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:24 pm

Granted, but they are an evil association designed to pervert justice and advance injustice.

I wish that there were ninjas in Canada.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:03 pm

Granted, but since there were already Ninjas in Canada, there is now double the amount and in approximately 5 seconds, all of Canada and half of the US is taken over and run by NINJAS (but that's not a bad thing, is it?

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I WISH I WAS A RAINBOW MONKEY!

Postby **MangArtist** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:15 am

Granted, but scientists capture you and experiment on you in an attempt to figure out how you are multi-colored. Not to mention how you turned into a monkey. O_o

I wish the price on the best Photoshop would drop to about $100. =(

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:06 pm

Granted, but once you get it, you find out it's not really the best version. They lied! It's really the first photoshop relabeled.

I wish the world was made out of a never ending supply of healthy candy that tasted AMAZING (and it doesn't go stale)!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:07 pm

Granted, it's AMAZING how bad it tastes.

I wish that cabbage could think.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:52 pm

Granted but they can only think one word...and that word is cabbage.

I wish tidal waves of explosives would destroy the house of whoever corrupts this wish.

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:37 am

Granted, but they (me) gets a big mansion the size of Texas, with a pool the size of an Ocean

I wish that i win an all you can eat tour of the hersey company

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:43 am

Granted, but you get a severe case of food poisoning so you cannot go and by the time you get better, the tour invitation is no longer any good

I wish I was Bubbles from the Power Puff Girls

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:01 pm

Granted, technically. You are now Miyako Gotokuji, "Bubbles" in Powerpuff Girls Z.

I wish Powerpuff Girls Z was actually good.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:56 am

Granted, but now there's thousands of rip-offs of other American cartoons.
I wish I had a Transformer for a car.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:45 am

Granted. You have a small electrical transformer designed to be used in a car. Too bad your car just got blown up by decepticons, and your insurance doesn't cover loss due to robots in disguise.

I wish that turkeys had civil rights.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:51 pm

Granted, but now they're demanding action because they agreed with Benjamin Franklin that they deserve to be our national symbol, not the bald eagle!
I wish I lived in the town of Glie, the setting for Haibane Renmei (an anime about humans and angels).

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:43 am

Granted. You also live in an iron lung, though, so you don't get to see too much of the place, but still...

I wish cats could play guitar

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:00 pm

Granted, but every time they start playing, their claws break the strings and they refuse to play.

I wish I had green hair o_o

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:04 pm

Granted, but now you're mistaken for an anime character.
I wish Excel from Excel Saga wouldn't talk like she's on speed.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:18 pm

Granted, now she talks like she's from a silent movie...which means she doesn't talk at all...

I wish there was more info on Starcraft 2.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:28 pm

Granted, but all of the info on Starcraft 2 was on Starcraft 1. It exploded.. nuff said

I wish I were going to AX u_u

Postby **Song_of_Storms** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:31 pm

Granted. But "Ax" turns out to be a cardboard box in the dump. Ooo~ to bad!

I wish everyone was happy.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:30 pm

Granted. Everybody is Happy. Happy, of course, being the name of a poodle. Now behave for your flea dip, or you'll have to do it twice.

I wish that mushrooms were made of meat.

Postby **Authority3000** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:02 am

Granted. I recommend you wear nose plugs when near fungus, lest the puissant aroma of rotting meat cause you to faint.

I wish the average human life expectancy was eight hundred years.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:14 pm

Granted, on paper. Unfortunately, pretty much all of humanity is considerably below average, so the ACTUAL life expectancy of 99.9999% of all people only increases by about an hour.

I wish I was watching WALL-E right now.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:15 am

Granted, but your popcorn tastes awful.
I wish there was a cartoon series based on Harry Potter.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:48 am

Granted, but it's a pornographic series centered around the... ban-inspiring things that Harry does with his wand.

I wish that Voltron was real.

Postby **animefreak** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:28 pm

granted, but voltron has a disease that can spread and kills the whole race of humans.

i wish i had more books

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