Corrupted wish game

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but it ended five minutes ago

I wish animals could talk

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but they say things only you can hear, things you wish you couln't hear, like how they plan to dimember your cat.

I wish I had the power to transmorgiphy into anyone and anything I choose.

[Sheenar]

Granted, but you're stuck as the person/thing you transform into. People won't believe it's really you and you are forced to live the life of an outcast.

I wish I had a pet penguin that I could train to pickpocket the students....

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but the penguin has rabies and it bites you, and then you are beat up when the students find out it's your penguin XP

I wish Santa was real

[Peanut]

Granted, but now you are fairy tail.

I wish I could go on some epic adventure.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you shrink down and go on an epic adventure through your own colon. Unfortunately, it's filled with pretty much what you would expect a colon to be filled with, and you smell like it for the rest of your life.

I wish to be monarch of Thailand.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but you're assassinated the next day

I wish to be the best Ninja ever!

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but the next day, your murdered

I wish I was the best Ninja ever!

[choklit]

Granted, but you are only 3 inches high.

I wish I could jump into a manga.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you can jump into a manga. You jump toward your bookshelf, and hit a manga. Then the manga grows a body and hits you back, and beats you black and blue.

I wish that food grew on trees.

[Sheenar]

Granted, food now grows on trees. Even macaroni and cheese! But you accidentally start a fire...which then devastates all the food trees...depleting our food supply in one fell swoop. You are soon cornered by an angry mob and thrown into said fire.

I wish Kaligraphic wouldn't go around starting fires...it's just not good, you know?

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now Kaligraphic goes around laughing - while everyone else starts fires by his bidding! Bwahahaha!

I wish that bananas could grow spontaneously from wood furniture.

[Peanut]

Granted, but only for the banana king...which you are not...

I wish that releasing my inner pyro at the bidding of Kali was more fun...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, it's so much fun that you accidentally set yourself on fire and burn to death. Well, another death. Anyway, you end up being mistaken for a member of the Burning Monkey Bagpipe Brigade and are forced to listen to bagpipe music played by monkeys for the rest of your life.

I wish that someone would invent a way to burn things, not into ashes, but into lizards.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but then kali starts everything on fire and everything turns into lizards and they kill all human life.

I wish everyone in the world was a vegitarian so animals and people could live in peace together.

[Sheenar]

Granted, but then kali starts everything on fire and everything turns into lizards and they kill all human life.

I wish everyone in the world was a vegitarian so animals and people could live in peace together.

Granted, everyone is now a vegetarian. Even the animals. But since carnivores (such as your beloved Fluffy) cannot survive without meat in their diet, there is a mass extinction of all the carnivores on earth...and then the herbivores breed out of control until they all die of starvation because there are not enough plants for everyone. The human population is forced to try to eke a living out of what's left. And many starve because the herbivores ate all the plants...

I wish someone would bring back the cows so I could have some STEAK. And don't forget the A-1 sauce...XD

(Don't take offense if you are a vegetarian. This is all in good fun and I respect your decision to not eat meat. It's just not the decision for me)

[Lil_Ninja]

(I loovveee meat ^^)

Granted, but a monkey stole your A-1 and the steak you ate had mad cow in it and you die


I wish I had a pet mini Dragon that was nice to everyone and didn't have to eat a lot and couldn't be killed

[Peanut]

Granted, but it's imaginary...

I wish I could bring random objects to life.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you have to leave your current home and move elsewhere because Dragons are endangered.
I wish Cartoon Network would play subtitled anime.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but you go blind right after


I wish I was in Narnia (on the good side of course)

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but get killed in the first five minutes by Miras's catapults. STBY.

I wish I had a Wii.

[Sheenar]

Granted, now you have a wee little leprechaun who lives in your attic and eats your food.

I wish I could go to Disney World and meet Mulan --she's awesome.

[Song_of_Storms]

Granted, but Mulan is just a doodle on the back of a cereal box... done by some random second grader.

I wish for longer summer breaks...

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but the longer the break.. the more the breaks in the break of the break ^________^

I wish that made sense ^^

[Song_of_Storms]

It didn't, so the gnomes O' Understanding hit you with their clipboards. n.n

I wish for a butler...

[Peanut]

Granted but he's also a serial murderer who kills whoever he's butlering for...remember, it's always the butler who did it.

I wish for a Pantheon of servants.

[animefreak]

granted: but they all have leprosy

i wish i was a cow

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted. but right after, they fatten you up and eat you

I wish I was a tiny leprechaun ^_^

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but now, everyone's after your luck charms.

I wish I had a job right now.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you're a crash test dummy. Unpaid.

I wish that marshmallows were alive.