Corrupted wish game

Postby **MangArtist** » Tue May 13, 2008 11:43 am

Granted, but the button is very sensitive and it is located on the part of the chair that you sit on. Bwa ha ha ha!!!

I wish that I could get a job this summer.

Postby **Sheenar** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:56 pm

Granted, you get a job at the circus cleaning up after the elephants...and then you are mauled by a baboon that got loose. Sorry. Now everyone calls you Mang the 3-fingered...

I wish I could swim with dolphins...that would be sweet.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 13, 2008 7:12 pm

Granted, but they randomly ditch you in the middle of the ocean with a bunch of hungry sharks...oh my...

I wish I had sharks with laser beams...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:42 am

Granted, but "sharks with laser beams" is the latest novelty breakfast cereal that gives people cancer and the deadly disease known as lasagna.

I wish that lasagna wasn't so deadly.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed May 14, 2008 6:46 pm

Granted. Now it just causes silly walks.

I wish that Hank the Cowdog would sing the national anthem at every other college football game.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat May 17, 2008 4:56 pm

Granted but now Brittney Spears substitutes for him at the ones he isn't singing.
I wish Hollywood would stop making anti-war movies.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sat May 17, 2008 5:04 pm

Granted, but now all they do is make movies about the evils of sliced bread.

I wish Harvey the Wonder Hamster would become America's icon.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:42 pm

Granted, but everyone tries to either pray to him or click on him.

I wish that I could build a house entirely out of fish.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat May 17, 2008 11:31 pm

Granted, but Corrie bans you for doing it.

I wish I was a character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl...

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Sat May 17, 2008 11:50 pm

(Hahahaha, guys

)

Granted, but you automatically get smashed by the Super Brothers.. o.o;

I wish all the bases belong to me u_u/

Postby **Peanut** » Sun May 18, 2008 12:05 am

Granted, but someone set us up the bomb and now make your time! HA HA HA!

I wish that 3 o'clock in the morning wasn't this fun.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:29 am

Granted 3 o'clock a.m. is now designated the Torture Hour and if you are awake at 3 a.m.(unless like me you were born at or around 3 a.m.)you will be from now on eternally tortured by having to listen to Ben Stein's renidtion of Klingon Opera!

I wish that my secret catgirl/magic girl army would soon conquer the forum and the first thing to do would be to force all female members to wear tiny little skirts!(HEHHEHHEH..guess which anime THAT idea came from!)

Postby **animewarrior** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:38 am

Granted. Now the felines & magic girls have wiped out all the males in the forums and turned all the females into a mini-skirt wearing super-neko army... we take over the world...tommorrow. *evil laugh*

I wish that Final Fantasy XII didn't have a Lightworks.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue May 20, 2008 6:29 pm

Granted. Now the entire Final Fantasy franchise never existed, so XII doesn't have ANYTHING.

I wish I took care of things before the very last second.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 20, 2008 6:31 pm

Edit:*shakes fist at Blitzkrieg* Granted, however taking care of things the millisecond before the very last second isn't much better.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:09 pm

Granted, but you're not gonna like what you're doing o.O

I wish my ice cream wasn't all melted and soup like u_u

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:46 pm

Granted. Now it's hard and granite-like.

I wish that kangaroos with paintball guns would invade London.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:57 pm

Granted, but after London they hit Roswell and gun Q down.

I wish I could find a cheap site that sells Mongolian daggers that aren't made in China.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed May 21, 2008 2:20 pm

Granted, but you must take the Mongolian Trial-By-Inexperienced-Dagger-Thrower challenge in order to procure these relics. Will you take the risk?

I wish Mongolian daggers were made of cheese.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed May 21, 2008 3:37 pm

Granted. They are made out of rotten rancid cheese left out in the sun for 40 days and 40 nights o_o

I wish I didn't get so bored easily ^^;

Postby **Neko-Hime** » Wed May 21, 2008 5:13 pm

Granted, now everything interests you, and your head explodes.
I wish Konoha Village was real.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 21, 2008 5:35 pm

Granted. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is now named Konoha Village. Unfortunately, nobody gets the reference, because Naruto now hails from the secret ninja village of Pittsburgh.

I wish that ninjas would flip out and attack Pittsburgh.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:44 pm

Granted. Pittsburgh is now attacked by flipping ninja shaped pancakes.

I wish I had a fish u_u

Postby **Neko-Hime** » Thu May 22, 2008 12:17 pm

Granted, you are having salmon for dinner.

I wish I could draw better. :<

Postby **Peanut** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:59 pm

Granted, you can draw squares better.

I wish fort tidal waves of quicksilver...don't ask why...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:01 pm

Granted, but they only come out of your toilet.

I wish my scanner had a built-in coffee maker.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:22 pm

Granted, but the coffee tastes strangely like printer ink...

I wish the dreaded pfly would leave me alone...or just die!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon May 26, 2008 1:45 pm

Granted, it dies...and so do you!
I wish the Virtual Console would finally release Earthbound for the Wii.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon May 26, 2008 4:29 pm

Granted, they release the only copy into a boiling volcano, where it quickly melts and is destroyed. And I liked that game, you... you... game melting person!

I wish for a tuna melt.

Postby **Neko-Hime** » Tue May 27, 2008 3:52 pm

Granted. There's mold growing on it.

I wish for piles and piles of music to play on the piano. >.<

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