Corrupted wish game

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:29 pm

Granted, but it tastes like poo!

I wish opra had never been created! >.<

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:47 pm

I'm guessing you mean Oprah Winfrey so...
Granted, but now some other woman has a successful talk show broadcasting liberally-themed tripe over the airwaves.
I wish USSRGirl ruled the world.

Postby **RidleyofZebes** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:13 pm

Granted, she does... For a time. One day, the Temulin empire suddenly crumbles under the force of Jeffulin, master of all! :evil:

I wish that Hello Kitty had a cameo appearance in Half Life 2: Episode 3.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:33 pm

Granted, Hello Kitty has a cameo in Half Life 2: Episode 3 in the place of the planned Weighted Companion cube cameo...thank you Ridley for robbing me of the chance to kill combine soldiers with a Weighted Companion Cube...

I wish Jeffulin's rule wasn't so...ruling...

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:12 pm

(There's a difference between opra and Oprah, dude)
Granted, but he's such a pushover that his "empire" gets taken over right after he gives his inogural speech (or whatever it is rulers do.)

I wish I could fly like an eagle (you know, like that song from Space Jam.)

Postby **Taran** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:22 pm

granted, but it's for a limited time so you fall from a great hight.

I wish that all deer had antlers.

Postby **Seed of Hope** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:20 pm

Granted, but then they grow to the size of a tree and they run through cities all across the world knocking down building after building into ruin!! one of the buildings happen to be your home.

sorry.

I wish buildings were indestructible. :bang:

like these brick walls!:bang:

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:55 pm

Granted, buildings can longer be damaged by the smacking of one's head against them...so basically everything is the same as it was before...

I wish people would quit wasting wishes.

Postby **mathgrant** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:18 am

Granted; this thread is now LOCKED!

I wish for creativity.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:25 am

Granted, you get creativity however it's so much creativity that you are never able to do anything because you get so many new ideas that your brain is unable to do anything else and, sadly, after an entire year of non-stop ideas it finally explodes...leaving you with a nasty crater inside your head...ouch...

I wish we had a better term for the post-modern era then post-modern...seriously what's next...post-post-modern...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:18 pm

Granted, it's called the scrotum era, which is a really horrible name for an era, even if people think it is just bollocks.

I wish that it was called the Godzilla era instead.

Postby **Seed of Hope** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:56 am

granted, but then that makes Godzilla mad cause he doesn't like attention. So he decides to stop this and destroys the entire world.

I wish that erasers ALWAYS erased instead of just smearing black smudges along your paper. i hate that.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:00 pm

Granted. Now everything anyone writes is ALWAYS erased. Instantly. Whether they want it or not.

I wish Sierra Mist was fuel source

Postby **minakichan** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:12 pm

Granted; now that the global demand for oil has plummeted, OPEC nations stage a world war against PepsiCo and the United States. Everyone dies.

I wish OPEC nations had just warred against PepsiCo and left the rest of the world out of it... I can do without my beloved Sierra Mist...

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:27 pm

Granted, instead Coca-Cola warred against the rest of the world...and now, we all answer to the Coca-Cola company...

I wish for things not hoped for...

Postby **Song_of_Storms** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:51 pm

~Granted~ You get hit by a blimp 8D ( Hey, who's going to hope for that? )

I wish for friendship...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:03 pm

Granted, but it's imaginary, and still manages to betray you.

I wish it didn't seem quite so spooky to me when I go to post something, don't actually do it, and then Peanut goes and posts exactly what I was going to.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:55 pm

Granted, now it's just plain creepy...

I wish we knew how to run the IMAGE system...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:48 am

Granted the person you need to ask is Nagi Kirima from Boogiepop Phantom but she winds up killing you because you're really the Manticore!

I wish that the next new member would use a username from Boogiepop
Phantom or Lain.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:37 pm

Granted, but they get banned right after they join the forum.

I wish the rest of my Chemistry class had read the lab writeup for today's lab so my instructor wouldn't have been so cheezed off and canceled the lab and my gas wouldn't have been for absolutely nothing! :stressed:

Postby **Sparx00** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:00 pm

Sorry, but even geinies can't bend time. But heres a reportcard with no grades in them.

I wish that I could become a superhuman.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:07 pm

Granted however the side effects of the superhuman process includes body odor, dry skin, hallucinations, perceiving inanimate objects as being alive, AIDS, spontaneous human combustion, and (in all cases) death three seconds after the transformation...have a nice day.

I wish the NFL draft would move quicker...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:39 pm

Granted, but all those free agents that were picked up are now on the injured roster.
I wish Kurt Cobain was still alive.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:01 pm

Granted, but bringing him back started the zombiepocalypse, and three minutes after becoming alive again, he joined the hordes of the living dead, along with much of the world's population.

I wish that zombies could eat french fries.

Postby **minakichan** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:10 pm

Granted, they can eat them, they just can't digest them very well with their rotting inner organs, resulting in horribly stinky zombie poo... on your lap.

I wish zombies, vampires, werewolves, and other cheap horror monsters were banned from all fiction, now and forever.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:57 pm

Granted. With nowhere else to go and feeling QUITE unhappy about being evicted, they all decide to live in YOUR house!

I wish Pocky had real nutritional value.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:40 pm

Granted. It now also contains about a million times the RDA of arsenic. It's so nutritious it kills you!

I wish that pocky would come to life and squirm around in the bellies of people who eat it.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:34 pm

Granted. It's all part of the promotional hype surrounding Slither 2: Maybe They'll Watch This One

I wish I had a pair of scissors that I could use to cut myself some slack.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:02 pm

Granted, but you cut yourself to much slack (too many slacks?) and now all your slacks are cut and you have no pants.

I wish that we could elect a radish to the office of President of the United States of America. (Hey, it could hardly do worse...)

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:47 am

Granted. However, in keeping with the long-established traditions of American political history, it CAN do worse. Welcome to the 1st Imperial Sovereignty of the Great Radish.

I wish Mountain Dew could be a full meal.

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