Corrupted wish game

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but in doing so, it gains self-awareness and takes over the world, condemning humanity to life in physically impossible dungeons with stepa on the walls.

I wish I was one of The Monkees

[Peanut]

Granted, your now a smelly ape.

I wish ape's odors weren't so...pungent...

[Taran]

Granted, now they smell like you and you smell like them.

I wish that I would get paid without working.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted. You get paid a visit from the IRS demanding you to pay taxes or have your house and everything you posses repossesed. S.T.B.Y. dude.

I wish I had some fresh, tasty, beef-flavored ramen right now.

[Seed of Hope]

Granted. But then you find out that after you ate it, someone poisoned it and you'll sleep for an eternity, dreaming dark dreams full of ravenous kitty's pulling your hair out. Not only that, but they tie you down and cook up mouth-drooling beef-flavored ramen and taunt you with the smell.

I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl had more characters than it has now.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, it used to have a Chuck Norris character, until he roundhouse-kicked his way out of the game. Now he's coming to roundhouse kick you, for wishing him into the game in the first place.

I wish that I had a pet shoggoth.

[Taran]

Granted, but it only last ten seconds.

I wish that I had one thousand posts

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now all threads are locked from your input and you can never go beyond 1000 posts.
I wish there was an anime based on Kingdom Hearts.

[Taran]

Granted, but everybodys favorite character dies a slow and painfull death.

I wish that there was more then twenty four hours in a day.

[Peanut]

Granted however now there is only one day in the week...and it's Monday...ouch...

I wish everyday wasn't Monday...

[Sheenar]

Granted, but now everyday is Wednesday --so you have perpetual hump-days and never see the weekend...,

I wish they put individual washing machines in the dorms...I'd even take a coin operated one (it's hard with a huge basket going to the other end of the hall...).

[Seed of Hope]

Granted. But then each washer you go to rips and shreads your clothes into teeny, tiny pieces and spits them out at you. =P

I wish, if someone ever made a Zelda movie, they would put their all into it and make an epic film like Lord of the Rings or Star Wars. with good character acting and perfect CG.

[Peanut]

Granted, however there all caused their studio to go bankrupt causing the movie to never be released...

I wish someone would make a Portal movie...

[mathgrant]

Granted, someone makes a movie about the city of Portal, North Dakota. Never have the municipalities and communities of Burke County been so small, or so fun!!!!

I wish for infinite ammo.

[Sheenar]

Granted, but you have no weapon to put them in...guess you'll just have to throw the bullets at people.....
I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich ...yes, that would be awesome.

[minakichan]

Granted, you have a grilled cheese sandwich... for a face.

I wish I got 30 hours in a day for the 24 hours everyone else gets.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but every one of your hours is like a minute to everyone else, thus boring you out of your skull and causing you to turn sadistically EMO in only a matter of regular minutes. Plus you talk so fast that no one can understand you.

I wish I could make the most epic anime-based video game known to mankind that had strong spiritual and biblical value.

[Seed of Hope]

granted, but then sadly someone comes along and steals it and changes most of the story into something strange. ='( i'm sorry...)

I wish thieves could be caught in the midst of there actions in an instant.

[Sheenar]

Granted, but it catches Eastern Equine Encephalitis (inflammation of the brain) and dies...so sorry for your loss...

I wish I had a photographic memory and could remember all the stuff for my Zoonotic Diseases class by skimming through the textbook...

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but now you can never get that information our of your head and it flashes before your eyes at inconvenient moments for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a fun, high paying, low stress job that involved little physical work, an easy commute, no gross elements, and no risk of being fired.

[Sheenar]

Granted, but this "job" turns out to be an Internet scam and they steal your life savings...so you have to start again from scratch

I wish I had a Toyota Yaris--one that runs well and has good gas mileage.

[minakichan]

(whoops too late, carry on)

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. At least, you purchase one, for the same guys that offered me this really cool job

I wish Minakichan had replied in time

[Ingemar]

Granted. Unfortunately, she doesn't reply in space.

I wish I knew who shot JR.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. It was me, I shot JR just like I'm about to shoot you. (You get shot and die, natch.)

I wish that I had thought about framing someone else for Ingemar's death before I shot him.

[Peanut]

Granted, you thought about framing Ingemar for Ingemar's death however you ditched this idea for some unknown reason and shot Ingemar yourself.

I wish I was a part of the Greek pantheon.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. You are now Fistíki, the god of Peanuts, capable of inflicting allergic reactions upon those who displease you. Unfortunately, you've only got five followers and your temple is a closet in someone's basement.

I wish Digimon aired on a channel I actually can WATCH

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, Digimon now airs on the English Channel, and you can look at pictures of the English Channel. Unfortunately, nobody has yet quite figured out how Digimon is airing on the English Channel.

I wish that squirrels would attend Ingemar's funeral in massive numbers.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted the little known British Rock Band from the '60s called The Squirrels play at Ingemar's funeral.

I wish that Ringo was the most beloved Beatle of all time.

[RidleyofZebes]

Granted. Not only that, but Ringo is now the ONLY one of the Beatles that was ever loved.

I wish that tofu had some sort of flavor. >.<