Corrupted wish game

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:14 pm

Granted, it's in the mail with the Third Day CD...sadly it will be cold by the time it arrives...

I wish I owned a miniature black hole.

Postby **Sheenar** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:23 pm

Granted, you now own the 7th hole at the local miniature golf course. It's painted black, too! So congratulations!

I wish I could make kimchi pancakes appear by thinking of them--they're so good!
(In case you don't know, kimchi is Korean fermented cabbage --really spicy by itself, but mixed in the pancake...so delicious.)

Postby **minakichan** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:33 pm

Granted, you can now make kimchi pancakes appear in the sky, out of your reach, just by thinking of them. (I hate kimchi, btw XD)

I wish those stupid kids would stop getting in trouble for writing people's names in their Death Notes.

Postby **Sheenar** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:20 pm

Granted, now those stupid kids are getting in trouble for writing yourname in their Death Notes.

I wish Pebbles could talk --might have an interesting conversation.
<<<This is Pebbles.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:12 pm

Granted, but everything she says is either horrifying and or extremely confusing to you, leaving you with many mental scars. Also, she doesn't know when to shut up and act like a regular dog again, so she keeps you up at night.

I wish I were invincible to all earthly offensives and could live for a veeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrryy looooonnnnnggggggg time.

Postby **TalKeaton** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:39 am

Granted, but then aliens invade with unearthly offensives... like giant lasers... or something... anyway, the point is, you're not invulnerable to them because they're not from Earth.

Moving on!

I wish T-mobile hadn't decided to personally call me at 8AM on a Saturday to let me know they haven't gotten my check yet.

Postby **Taran** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:20 am

Granted, it was really 7:59.

I wish that I could drive.

Postby **TalKeaton** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:49 am

Granted, but you have to only ever drive school buses.

I wish I could have slept longer this morning.

Postby **Sheenar** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:51 am

Granted, now your golf game is vastly improved! Your drive goes for 200 yards!

I wish there was a dog park closer to campus. It's so far...

Postby **Sheenar** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:52 am

Dang it, I was thinking of what to type and I was beaten to it!
Anyway,

Granted, it is now 2013 and you have some serious halitosis.

I wish there was a dog park closer to campus. It's so far...

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:17 pm

Granted, Campus turns into a dog park, and the dogs eat a lot of bologna so they "do-do" on the floor alot

I wish dogs didnt do-do so often

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:17 pm

Granted but now it's overrun with rabid pit bulls.
I wish there were no more Scary Movie sequels.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:44 pm

Granted. There are no more Scary Movie sequels at this moment. They're still filming the next one. And the one after that. And the one after that. And the prequels. And all the cheap knockoffs. In fact, it's safe to say that Scary Movie is the only movie franchise you'll see for the next 15 years. But, right this minute, there aren't any more. You'll have to wait for them to finish.

I wish for the existence of an Infinite Improbability Drive.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:57 pm

Granted. However, the very existence of an Infinite Improbability Drive is itself so improbable that its sudden establishment as an indisputable fact causes all known laws of logic and reason to implode, turning all the universe into ducks.

I wish I was turned into a cat instead of a duck.

Postby **Sheenar** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:13 pm

Granted, you are now a cat...a Sphynx

I wish I had a cupboard that was never empty--one that's always full of food.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:14 pm

Granted, but it's all soy-based.

I wish I spoke fluent Chinese right now.

Postby **HisokaKatsu** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:08 pm

Granted but that is all you can speak which confuses you, your family and your friends.

I wish that I could find a reliable car that only costs a thousand dollars.

Postby **mathgrant** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:16 pm

I can do even better -- this car costs only FIFTY BUCKS!

It's got great gas mileage! And it rarely breaks down! So reliable!

I wish I could stop using exclamation points!

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:36 pm

Granted, but you're also banned from using any punctuation characters of any kind. Now no one can understand you clearly.

I wish the U.S. had a more accomplished and adequate bus rapid transit system like Australia's.

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:28 pm

Granted, but it breaks as soon as they get it and it cannot be fixed or taken back

I wish i had a toilet built into this chair

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:55 pm

Granted, but you have to dump it out every time you use it 'cause it's not hooked up to a sewer line!

I wish I had a dual-degree in video game design and animation.

Postby **Roxas2210** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:47 am

Granted, but you cant afford to do anything with it.

I wish I had a working star ship.

Postby **Taran** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:36 pm

Granted, but its the size of a gnat so it gets destroyed.

I wish that bananas would grow on the moon.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:11 pm

Granted, but they're nuclear bannas, so you can't eat them. Sorry.

I wish I could teleport.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:45 am

Granted, but only to places where you would die instantly.

I wish for dancing ninjas.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:34 am

Granted...may I present to you the drunken Rock Lee ninjas?

I wish Vash the Stampede was running for president.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:20 pm

Granted, the large elderly woman running for president of your local anime club comes to meetings dressed like Vash.

I wish for psychedelic golf.

Postby **TalKeaton** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:14 pm

Granted.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_hb5273/is_/ai_n20639042

The corruption is that you have to subscribe to their service to read the rest of the article! Bwaaaaaahahaha!

I wish I didn't have to endure housing selection tonight. O_O

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:33 pm

Granted. The Bomb went off, destroying society as we know it and reducing the remaining human population to an existence as war-like, canibalistic road gangs. Needless to say, housing is now a non-issue.

I wish the powered doughnuts I'm eating would give me super powers.

Postby **Sheenar** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:39 pm

Granted, but you have the power to cover things with powdered sugar --which isn't terribly useful

(Hey, isn't your response from Cormac McCarthy's The Road? I read that for class --it was depressing, but good.)

I wish that I could selectively turn my hearing off/down when things get too crazy and loud...

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