Corrupted wish game

Postby **Sae-chan** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:08 pm

Granted, but your sword breaks on the first hit. You try to get a refund for it, but apparently the weapons shop won't allow refunds. You get so mad that you bang your head against the wall and fall unconcious.

I wish that I could be a superstar. (Not really, but I'd like to see what someone would answer!)

Postby **mathgrant** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:13 pm

Granted, but you later struggle with drug addiction, and the paparazzi and tabloids won't leave you alone.

I wish I were the best Dr. Mario player ever.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:50 am

Granted, but you now have no life outside of Dr. Mario and you waste away in front of the TV.

I wish for an infinite supply of XS, ramen, pocky, and Gundam Wing anime.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:40 am

Granted but you forgot to specify WHICH Gundam series,as a result you now own the rights to SD Gundam!(the one that aired on CN)

I wish that all anime heroines were Presbyterian!

Postby **TalKeaton** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:12 pm

Granted, but it turns them into Presbyterian POTATOES instead, which, while tasty, is probably not what you were aiming for.

I wish that my Japanese homework would complete itself.

Postby **mathgrant** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:53 pm

Granted, but now you no longer actually learn the Japanese, thus depriving you of the opportunity to say things such as, "Learning Japanese, I think I'm learning Japanese, I really think so."

I wish I had a nickel for every time I hit myself in the forehead.

Postby **MangArtist** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:26 pm

Granted, but you hit yourself in the head so much that you forget that hitting your forehead gets you nickels.

I wish learning Japanese wasn't so hard.

Postby **TalKeaton** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:40 pm

Granted, but that makes me really angry because you took the cheap way out when I've been studying Japanese for two semesters, which causes me to hit you in the head repeatedly until you forget Japanese is easy to learn.

And I take the nickels.

I wish I didn't have to get up for an 8AM class tomorrow.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:47 pm

Granted, instead you have to get up for a 6AM class...ouch...

I wish there was no such thing as morning classes.

Postby **TalKeaton** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:49 pm

Granted, but your classes now run from 12PM to 12AM with no breaks.

I wish I had a sandwich...

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:17 pm

Granted, you have a glass and rocks sandwich...yum...

I wish I had a TV.

Postby **TalKeaton** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:20 pm

Owwwwww, stupid sandwich. This doesn't taste good at all!

Your wish is granted, but it's a black-and-white TV from the late '50s that doesn't have any of the normal hookups required on today's TVs.

I have one of those back home. It's a fun time.

I wish for a 4GB SanDisk Memory Stick PRO Duo.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:34 pm

Granted but it's broken.

I wish these were my pants.

Postby **mathgrant** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:46 pm

Granted, these fig leaves are your pants.

I wish I were a better friend.

Postby **TalKeaton** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:01 pm

Granted, but you get stranded on a desert island with no one to be friends with.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish!

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:03 pm

Granted however you've wasted a wish wishing for it and as soon as it's told to you your forget it.

I wish for a corruptable wish.

Postby **mathgrant** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:05 pm

You're not allowed to wish for wishes; it's against the rules.

I wish for this awesome foxie jigsaw puzzle 8D

Postby **TalKeaton** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:16 pm

Granted, but it comes to you one piece at a time over the course of 50 years.

I wish I would be allowed to take the van with me when I go to Florida in four weeks.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:10 pm

Granted but your van runs out of gas before you get there and you don't have the money to pay for any gas.

I wish gas prices were lower...

Postby **TalKeaton** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:16 pm

Granted, but the value of the dollar drops dramatically to the point where the overall value in the change is negated.

Mmm, fake economics.

I wish I had some orange juice.

Seriously, I'm thirsty.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:06 pm

Granted, you have some orange-coloured prune juice.

I wish that there were ducks of every colour imaginable.

Postby **Sheenar** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:50 am

Granted, but only you can see them...so when you tell your friends about the colorful ducks, you are sent to the mental hospital...

I wish cows would make chocolate milk. You know, so you don't have to add the syrup.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:29 am

Granted, but it tastes like poo.

I wish Starbucks coffee was cheaper and tasted better.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:31 am

Granted, Lieutenant Starbuck's (from Battlestar Galactica) coffee is cheaper and tastier. Yours, however, is nastier than ever.

I wish that Mordecai Jones was dead.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:39 am

Granted, but all the evidence of his death points to you.

I wish I had my own theme music that would play where ever I go.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:58 am

Granted...your musical theme is CHOPSTICKS!

I wish that they made a musical out of Seinfeld.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:47 pm

Granted, but it miserably flops flat on its face the first night and is banned from the theater.

I wish I had a wookie like Chewbacca for a homie.

Postby **TalKeaton** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:04 pm

Granted, but you forgot to let the wookie win, and therefore he decides to grapple you. Which leaves you armless.

I wish I had a third day on the weekend.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:15 pm

Granted, *mails a Third Day album to Talkeaton which will arrive this weekend.*

I wish I owned the bard.

Postby **TalKeaton** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:25 pm

*Good one, Peanut. I didn't see that one coming. I'll be waiting for it in the mail!*

Granted, but it's actually a copy of the 2005 Xbox game "The Bard's Tale", which is probably just as good. Right?

...right?

I wish I had a hot cup of tea right now.

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