Corrupted wish game

Postby **HisokaKatsu** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:05 pm

Granted. but the sheer horror of what lies within your seemingly innocent dog's dreams is too much for you and your own dreams are haunted..... forever......

I wish that I had one of the latest computers made specifically for creating the best art, music, ect.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:39 pm

Granted...you get the computer from the Enterprise NX 01.I hope however you don't mind the fact that for the rest of your time you are going be nagged by T'Pol telling you that:"The Vulcan Scienc Directory has determined that Time Travel is impossible."

I wish that Peanut were really Dr.Sam Beckett.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:07 pm

Granted. He attempts to take the place of Flipper fleeing from a fleet of tuna nets, at which he fails miserably. Coming to rest in a can of Bumblebee tuna. Which in turn is used to feed a preschool class instead of (ironically) penut butter and jelly sandwhiches.

I wish for a cell phone contract with no fine print.

Postby **mathgrant** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:03 pm

Granted, the contract is printed on big honkin' paper that's, like, 8 1/2 miles by 11 miles in size. All the print is HUUUUUUUUUGE! Good luck signing, though.

I wish that furries were better-tolerated, and less perverted.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:16 pm

Granted, but they still think it's OK to intermarry with humans, creating an entire race of metahumans that grow so numerous that they become the dominant race and take over the world and turn humans into their food supply.

I wish ferrets were as advanced as humans in intelect and technology.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:03 am

Granted, but now they send a fire-sale virus into our internet and take over the world!
I wish the Angry Nintendo Nerd would review a game he actually liked.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:38 am

Granted, but it's the unofficial (and fictitious) game Nintendo Gay Sex Romp, and the review leaves you feeling quite... disturbed.

I wish that D-War had been a good movie.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:43 am

Granted, D-War is a good movie to some people however to you and most of the world it still stinks.

I wish that the Weighted Companion Cube would have a cameo in some upcoming blockbuster film.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:04 pm

Granted, but the day the movie comes out in theaters, a world terrorist sindicate nukes every theater in the US and the UK, so you never get to see it.
I wish for a doublebladed yellow lightsaber.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:35 pm

Granted, you have a light, double-bladed saber made out of yellow sugar left over from Easter.

I wish for curry!

Postby **mathgrant** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:45 pm

Granted; you get the programming language Curry. Isn't this soooo much better and nerdier than C++ or Python? =DD

I wish that Myoti were online more often, so we could discuss business transactions. =O

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:56 pm

Granted, but he has been transformed into Evil Office Space Myoti, who rounds each transaction up to the nearest cent, and then steals the whole thing.

I wish that Illithids ruled Texas.

Postby **mathgrant** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:07 pm

Granted, now all of the world's Republicans have mind-flaying powers and octopus-like heads.

I wish I had eaten supper, and that it wasn't poisoned, and that it was normal food.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:53 pm

Granted, it wasn't poison that it contained, but a retrovirus designed to exchange your genetic information with that of a cow!

I wish that I could use my facial hair as a lethal weapon.

Postby **Sheenar** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:10 am

Granted, but it obtains a mind of its own and kills you.
I wish I could learn things through osmosis (you know, lay my head on a textbook and get up knowing everything in it).

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:36 am

Granted, but it has a tendency to fall out of the back of your mind the next day.

I wish my little brother would quite being so bullheaded with my folks all the time.
*The dude has to turn every stupid thing we say into a debate, on the upside, though, he'll probably make an excellent pollitition some day*

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:58 pm

Granted but he ends up being a failure at life...

I wish there was an army of failures.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:22 pm

Granted, but you turn out to be an army of one.

I wish that there was an air force of squids.

Postby **Taran** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:46 pm

Granted, but they are from a different planet.

I wish that I would never break anything again.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:34 pm

Granted. Now you're so careful and precise with everything that you super slow and everyone yells at you for being slow.

I wish I had my own customized Gundam.

Postby **HisokaKatsu** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:12 pm

Granted, You get the Gundam of your dreams but as you climb into the pilot seat you realize that it is nothing but a shell and all you can do.....is stare at it.

(I've never seen anything on Gundam so I have no clue of what I'm talking about.)

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:13 pm

Granted, but your lack of ambition catches up with you and you die of a lasagna infection.

I wish that I had an extra arm.

Postby **Sheenar** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:23 pm

Granted, but it's pretty useless. Just kind of hangs there, you know.
I wish I had a soundproof dorm.

Postby **mathgrant** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:00 pm

Granted, your dorm is now impervious to Puget Sound, but is afflicted by every other body of water in existence.

I wish for ten dollars.

Postby **Sheenar** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:27 am

Granted, but it's ten pesos (Mexico's "dollar"). Which is equivalent to one US dollar. Good. Maybe you can buy a soda...:p

I wish that instead of pigeons, the city had flying cats.

Postby **HisokaKatsu** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:13 am

Granted, but you soon realize that you no longer here the pleasant sound of birds anymore and when you try to sleep at night cats will be floating outside your bedroom window crying for hours on end non stop begging you to let them in. Then during the day you'll have to keep the windows closed to prevent some stray from just sailing into your house and wreaking havoc. Not to mention the fierce battles that would be raging in the sky between flocks of cats.

Oops, forgot to wish for something last time.

I wish that I could play the Erhu. ( The Chinese version of a violin.)

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:55 am

Granted, but it's a really cheaply made Erhu and it brakes after the first time you play it.
I wish for no more school!

Postby **Taran** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:51 am

Granted, but every one that stopped going to school becomes like a zombie.

I wish that Indians would win there season opener.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:42 am

Hmmm...that be hard to corrrupt since apparently they did.

I wish that John McLaren,the Mariners manager,becomes the idol of Japanese teen girls.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:28 pm

In a subtle kinda way he is, cause Japan loves Ichiro, who plays for the Mariners, thus the Japanese love the Mariners and therefore Seattle, so they sorta do idolize him.

I wish for a sword like Cloud's.

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