Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:55 pm

Granted, wherever and whenever you want, you can teleport to a point 500 feet above the middle of Newark. You cannot, however, fly.

I wish that mice had wings.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:07 pm

Granted, but so do monkeys!

I wish I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth removed today. I've hate not being able to eat as many of my favorite foods as I can't chew for the next week or so.

Postby **Sheenar** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:51 pm

Granted, but your wisdom teeth grow through your skin and you now have tusks like a boar.
I wish I had an army of cats so I could take over the world!

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:13 pm

Granted, but they mutiny soon after you take over the world and turn all humans into their slaves and banish all dogs from the face of the earth!
I wish I could literally join forces with Gandalf the White and Yoda in battle.

Postby **mathgrant** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:35 pm

Granted; you and Yoda join forces with Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan in Operation Appear Out of Nowhere Lightning Fast and Kick Chuck Norris in his Cowboy. . . you know. Sadly, your presence and Yoda's encumbers the rest of the group, and Chuck Norris actually goes on to win the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Mr. Rogers never even had a chance.

I wish I had bran.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:52 pm

Granted. You now have a laminated copy of the word BRAN in large print, signed by Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, while it's at the frame shop, the owner gets drunk and burns down his office and everything in it. As Mr. Norris is unwilling to sign another laminated BRAN plaque for you to replace it, you are thus left without the plaque to cry in you EMO closet until you get over it *which we all hope is soon*.
I wish I could have coffee with John Wayne for a couple of hours and just ask "the Duke" about some of his most famous roles and what it was like to be him.

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:20 am

Granted, but before u ask him anything, Chuck Norris round house kicks him in the back of the head, putting him into a concussion

I wish i could meet chuck Norris, and not get killed or put in a coma, or get hurt in any way, shape, or form, and nothing can go wrong at all.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:37 am

Granted, but it's only in your dreams!

I wish someone would make a Chuck Norris anime. That'd be totally freakin' awesome fo' sheezy!

Postby **mathgrant** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:56 am

Granted, a Chuck Norris anime is posted exclusively on SheezyArt, the same site that hosts my 8-bit NES tunes of doom -- I mean sheer awesomeness. However, because it's not on deviantART, the audience is smaller than it could be. Gwa ha ha. >=3

I wish I never had to sleep.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:04 pm

Granted, but because of lack of sleep, you go insane and go around with a chicken bone in your beard saying that you're Colonel Mustard for the rest of your days! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

I wish I had a marmot farm under my room.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:44 pm

Granted.You now live in Spokane where you have plenty of marmots in your living room.Unfortunately your 'house' is under the big red wagon in the park and the police keep bugging you to move.

I wish that Bemidji,Minnesota was declared the capitol of the Federation of
Planets!

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:52 pm

Granted, but none of the other planets have living organisms with which to delegate anything, so it's kind of a mute point to even have a Federation of Planets!

I wish I had a super ninja mech with two huge uber katanas and the ability to transform into any form I want at my command.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:32 pm

Granted, but it is alive and rebellious, and its one goal for its existence is to kill you and eat your brains.

I wish that lasagna grew on trees.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:41 pm

Granted, but it's really discusting veggi lasagna that gets frequented by all the cats in the niehborhood so there's never any left for you.

I wish money grew on all trees.

Postby **Sheenar** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:57 pm

Granted, but now it's worthless since it's so abundant. Sorry.
I wish my dorm was self-cleaning and I was allowed to have a kitten.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:05 pm

Granted but your kitten dies within six weeks.
I wish I had a Wii.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:37 pm

Granted, but it doesn't work. At all.

I wish I was the screamer for a popular christian death metal band.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:11 pm

Granted, but as soon as you receive your fist gig.. you loose your voice, so no more screaming for you.

I wish I wasn't bored out of my mind u_u

*Tears a phone book* D:<

(doesn't help when someone's pushin it to u_u)

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:34 pm

Granted, you now have so much on your plate that the stress of life is beginning to kill you...but hey at least you aren't bored...

I wish for ethics...

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:21 pm

Granted. You are now enrolled in a college level ethics course with a professor who lacks any sense of ethics or organization, leaving you to come up with your own ethics to pass.

I wish I was good friends with Chuck Norris and Godzilla.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:04 pm

Granted, but Chuck Norris thinks it's appropriate to greet you with a roundhouse kick, and you die instantly. Then he eats your brains.

I wish that Chuck Norris would fight with Vin Diesel.

Postby **mathgrant** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:58 pm

Granted; Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel fight in the First Annual Who Has More Hair Contest. It is a rather one-sided contest.

I wish for peace.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:02 pm

Granted, you get a bowl of frozen snow peas.

I wish for toenail monsters to create utter chaos.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:22 pm

Granted. They create utter chaos on your toenails, 24/7.

I wish could be a hero of a popular anime.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:19 pm

Granted, but the popular anime is...Naruto! You are now assaulted by constant "Believe it!" lines.
I wish I could go to Narnia through my closet.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:55 pm

Granted. There, you will be eaten by an over sized dust bunny.. Gawr D:<

I wish I had control over my anger u_u/

Postby **RidleyofZebes** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:57 pm

Granted, but you have no control over your RAGE!!! :evil:

I wish I could keep my balance on a skateboard.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:02 pm

Granted but you can't keep you balance on anything else such as your feet, the ground and let's not forget your checkbook.

I wish my school had more money for scholarships.

Postby **RidleyofZebes** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:22 pm

Granted, but you no longer have money for anything else.

I wish I had a quarter for every time I said "oops".

Postby **Sheenar** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:39 pm

Granted, but you reach your limit of allowable "oops" and are thrown in prison.
I wish I could tell what dogs dream about.

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