Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:42 am

Granted, you have a car that will let you flap your arms and fly. It does not run. It costs you $500/year to keep it registered, $400/month for insurance, and all it does is give you the moral right to flap your arms while aboard airplanes.

I wish that the Zarn Ishtare would become a world currency.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:51 am

Granted, but he equals one one hundredth of a US Dollar.

I wish I had a hundred Zarns...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:03 pm

granted,but Zarn owns the patent on his clones so you have to get the
Little Friends' Zarn Plastic Model Kit instead.

I wish that Minako's hit on live action Sailor Moon 'Ce'st la vie' became an instant top ten hit around the world!

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:48 pm

Granted, but it quickly gets 1uped by Skillet's Looking for Angels track from their newest record, Comatose.
I wish I had crazy awesome rapper skillz.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:29 pm

Granted, you can wrap gifts like nobody's business.

I wish that there was a Prehensile Nosehair Squad of superheroes with long, prehensile nosehair, who would use it to capture criminals.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:19 pm

Granted, but all their enemies quickly aquire prehencial nose hair trimmers, which happen to be the weaknesses of said heros.
I wish Bush bashers would stick it in their fat pie holes and quite whining so much!
The guy is not nearly as bad as they make him out to be.

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:16 pm

Granted, but instead of saying things ,"bashing", they litterally bash him with a baseball bat

I wish canada had a president

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:07 pm

Granted: Obama defaults to Canada and after becoming a citizen gets elected. However, when he does he also elects Fidel Castro's brother, Raul, as vice president and the start their own communist terrorist coalition to take out the U.S. (Please Note: this is not based on rumors of Obama's "supposed terrorist conections", just for funzies)

I wish Gonzo the Great from the Muppets had his own show. I mean, Elmo has one, right?

Postby **Kung_Fu_Master** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:48 pm

Granted in which you kill many people and you are soon tracked down with someone who's name is a letter (We'll go with J) and you some how kill him but he is replaced by a smarter, less friendly guy (We'll call him Closer), He finds you and [Spoiler] Kills you the same way Light died in the Manga[/Spoiler]

Wish I hadn't come up with that in 3 seconds.

Postby **mathgrant** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:04 pm

Granted, what you came up with in three seconds was instead "You now own the Death Note on which Light's name is written -- and not even the character Light! The Death Note is for killing the actual presence of light! All is dark now, and nobody can see anything in pitch dark, but at least you have a cool souvenir of it! Hooray!"

I wish Dr. Mario would come out on the Wii soon.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:55 am

Granted, Dr. Alphonse Mario has come out of the closet and announced that he is gay. Moreover, he did so during the wii - er, wee hours of the morning.

I wish that the Nazis had won WWII.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:23 pm

Granted the NAzis won WWII and now Ve are all Vorking for KAOS and
Siegfrid is Cool und dat Smart is ein enemy von der Stadt und You is
in der Concentration Kamp bein' vatched uber by der Zarn wer ist der
Kommissar auf der Goof Off!

I wish that Misa dressed in dark blue and had pink hair and was a J'pop
singer and also was an alien catgirl from the planet Ork!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:44 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, she's still on Ork, and you never see the realization of your wish.

I wish that Russia had constructed nuclear robot bears during the cold war.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:57 pm

Granted, but they blew up in the factory and decimated half of the Russian frontier due to all of the explosive nukes that went into them.

I wish I could open at a concert for Demon Hunter and or Underoath!

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:05 pm

Granted, but nobody likes an opener and you are quickly booed off of the stage.

I wish Goof Off a happy easter...even though it is tomorrow...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:31 pm

Granted but we take all your Easter eggs and live you with a chocolate bunny with no ears!

I wish that liver was one of the foods that was declared unlawful to eat
by Moses.

Postby **Sheenar** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:37 pm

Granted, but now you don't have a liver...
I wish the love bugs wouldn't come this year --they're nasty...

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:42 pm

Granted: instead of the love bugs, an Elvis convention comes to your town. Unfortunately, it drives you nuts because everyone looks distinclty like Elvis and you can't tell the men from the women! *WHOA! NOW THAT'S SCARY!*
I wish for a never ending suppl of Bugles, XS drinks and free iTunes downloads.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:13 pm

Granted but your suppl of Bugles is all soggy, your drinks can fill about one water bottle when they are combined together and iTunes dies before you can use your free downloads.

I wish I was a legend...

Postby **Sheenar** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:33 pm

Granted, you are a map legend!
I wish I had some crawfish! Haven't eaten those in 4 years!

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:38 pm

Granted, but these have been in my garage for 5 years...just sitting there...cooked...

I wish I had more Pringles...

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:01 pm

Granted, but they're all soggy,+ they're three years old from the bottom of a dumpster.

I wish I wuz the best DJ in the history of hip hop.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:31 am

granted...the Blue Fairy comes to your house at midnight and turns you into a bunny rabbit and you get a job bunny hopping all day on MTV.

I wish that Death was as fun as it is on Dead Like Me!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:13 pm

Granted, Death is fun. Death Jones, of Houston Texas is as fun as Dead Like Me. And then Death dies, and has a rockin' wake. Unfortunately, you have no knowledge of this, so you go through life not knowing how much fun you could have had if only you'd met Death.

I wish that nuclear bears would enter politics and become the rulers of the world.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:03 pm

Granted, but they quickly kill off every living thing, including humans, from the face of the earth because of their strong nuclear presence. Then they get bored and maul each other to death.

I wish I were a superhero with the power to multiply and shapeshift at will.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:11 pm

Granted, you have now learned how too multiply! You can now multiply any number you choose by any other number you choose! Too bad everyone else can do it. Oh and the only thing you can shapeshift into is the letter o...

I wish there was no letter o...

Postby **Sheenar** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:13 pm

Granted, but now the word cookie is ckie and dubloon is dubln...

I wish my cast was off and that I could run like I did when I was a kid...

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:26 pm

Granted, but as soon as you start running again, you accidently slide and fall down a flight of 83 stairs. Ouch!

I wish I had a black belt in kung fu, taikwando, and ninjitsu.

Postby **Kung_Fu_Master** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:52 pm

Granted you have a black belt but you do not have the skills what so ever

I wish I had chess skills of a grand master chess player

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:02 pm

Granted, but now you don't know how to do anything else!

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted, whenever I wanted to.

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