Corrupted wish game

Postby **Taliesin** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:37 am

Granted, they think its so awesome they put it on a shrine and make daily sacrifices to it. It becomes a crime to eat them because that would result in less awesomeness.

I wish for a solid gold crown and two pairs of pants.

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:15 am

Granted, but seeing that i saw it as a typo, u have a soiled gold crown and two pairs of half eaten pants covered in spiders

I wish i was the king of the universe

Postby **firestorm** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:15 pm

thefonzjr1323 (post: 1207494) wrote:Granted, but seeing that i saw it as a typo, u have a soiled gold crown and two pairs of half eaten pants covered in spiders

I wish i was the king of the universe

granted, you have now become the first male to win the ms.universe pageant.

i wish I had a vending machine that doubles as an autobot.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:58 am

Granted, it's an automatic vending machine robot. It buys things from itself with a credit card in your name.

I wish that more people would pay proper tribute to just how big Canada really is.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:56 am

Granted, now people think Canada wants to invade the US and are pressuring the President to launch a preemptive strike.
I wish those lousy Pop-tarts commercials no longer aired.

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:55 am

Granted. They are no longer Pop-tarts, they are called smore tarts

I wish i had 1000000000000000000000000 dollars, and not have to give it to the mafia or mob or charity or give it back

Postby **mathgrant** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:21 am

Granted, the square root of negative one has one septillion dollars. You, however, are still dirt poor.

I wish for a lifetime's supply of water.

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:36 pm

Granted, but it is poison water so when you drink it you get really sick and turn into a zombie.

I wish i would have good luck

Postby **minakichan** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:10 pm

Granted, however, you gain your good luck by unconsciously zapping everyone else with bad luck, so while you're out winning the lottery, other people get hit by cars and buses and trains all at the same time.

I wish I was always perfectly healthily clean and nice-smelling so that I would never have to shower again for the rest of my life.

Postby **animefreak** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:37 am

Granted: But you smell to good and you stink to other people^_^

I wish i had my own computer^_^

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:25 am

Granted. You just gave birth to a computer. It is now assembling a robot army to kill you.

I wish that Canada would annex the United States.

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:52 am

Granted, but canada later takes over the united states and renames it "United States of Canada"

I wish i could keep a girlfriend

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:32 pm

Granted, you can keep a girlfriend in a cage until the police arrest you for kidnapping and several violations of basic human rights...

I wish the person after me would find a dollar on the floor next to them...

Postby **Dante** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:36 pm

granted... but its counterfeit and the police have placed you as the prime suspect and are pursuing charges despite the reduced value of the dollar.

I wish that the dime would gain the economic value that the dollar had yesterday.

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:09 pm

Granted, the dollar is now worth 5 cents.

I wish there was more snow

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:54 pm

Granted. 'there', the demonstrative pronoun, has been replaced in the English language with the expression 'more snow'. "Look over more snow!" "It's here, it's more snow, it's..."

I wish that we hadn't just mangled the English language like that.

Postby **Kung_Fu_Master** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:47 pm

Granted, WE didn't but YOU did

I wish school was easier

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:22 am

Granted, but you're worse at it.

I wish that school was harder.

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:53 am

Granted, All the teachers give you harder work than everbody else

I wish i would get a 100% on anything or Everything

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:58 am

Granted: now school is so friggin easy that no one goes anymore. unfortunatly, all the teachers get mad and start goin on evil rampages because there's nothing to do any more.
I wish for (oh what do I wish for) ... a super cool ninja racoon dog for a friend.

Postby **Sheenar** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:20 am

Granted, but it bites you and you have to get rabies shots.

I wish that my schoolwork would do itself...

Postby **Seed of Hope** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:11 pm

Granted, but then It creates a mind of its own then reports you to your entire school and gets you sespended for a year, then you have to make it up to them.

I wish coming up with idea's for stories were as easy as 1 2 3.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:26 pm

Granted. they are.. really o.o

I wish I could've come up with better (sorry Seed) >_<

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:49 pm

Granted, but better involves plagiarism, lawsuits, and death.

I wish I could be involved in plagiarism, lawsuits, and death...

Postby **firestorm** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:06 pm

Peanut (post: 1208340) wrote:Granted, but better involves plagiarism, lawsuits, and death.

I wish I could be involved in plagiarism, lawsuits, and death...

granted you get involed in a lawsuit scandal which states you plagarized one of the scripts from Chuck Norris' Walker Texas Ranger". Regretably you die before the trial date due to an "Unfornate Round-house kick related injury"

I wish I was in an anime.

(OOC: while I like chuck norris jokes, sometimes it sounds like worship of him or something. So sorry if I sound like I'm worshipping him.)

Postby **Sheenar** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:09 pm

Granted, but you are one of those sword-fodder characters that die in the first 5 seconds of the series...but in a blaze of glory.

I wish Pebbles could turn into a car so I'd have something to drive.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:11 pm

Granted. A car-bohydrate! You eat Pebbles. Then you get sick and die.

I wish that Fortinbras was a recurring character.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:07 am

Granted. He always shows up at the end of every story in a funky clown suit.

I wish for a custom mecha with the form fo a winged tiger.

Postby **MomoAdachi** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:57 pm

Granted, but it runs on non-rechargable AA batteries.

I wish videotapes didn't take so long to rewind.

Postby **Sheenar** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:14 pm

Granted, but now they will only play in high-speed.
I wish I had a car so I could visit my family for Easter... (or at least be able to flap my arms and fly there...)

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