Corrupted wish game

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:29 pm

I wish for 5000 wishes...

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:29 pm

That's right... by the power of goof off I WANT THE 5000TH WISH!

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:30 pm

Five!

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:30 pm

Four!

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:31 pm

Three!

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:31 pm

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:32 pm

Postby **USSRGirl** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:33 pm

Zero.

I wish I could see Pascal's patheticly defeated face.

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:33 pm

HAPPY 5000 CORRUPTED WISHES EVERYONE!!! CORRUPT MY WISH NOW! I NOW HAVE IT, I HAVE THE 5000th WISH!!! MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!! ^_^ CORRUPT IT IF YOU DARE!

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:34 pm

O_O TEMMY STOLE MY 5000TH WISH!!!! X_X NOW I ONLY HAVE THE 5000TH REPLY! GAARRRGH KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

: Pascal jumps on Temmy and proceeds to choke her to death... he'd been waiting for this for months... No one was on the forum and well... HOW HOW AT THE LAST SECOND! :

Postby **USSRGirl** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:38 pm

Bwahahaha. Pascal, Pascal... don't you know only I command the power to make the Goof Off do as I wish? Tsk. Tsk.

*the goof off thread, by virtue of being the goof off, uses its omnipotent powers to flings Pascal into another dimension where he finds his disturbingly long repressed anger being enacted on... Moley. Oh dear...*

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:46 pm

Ooh, fun fun ^ ^

*Me pops in and jumps on Pascal's back* Congrats ((\^_^/)

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:51 pm

I wish I could see Pascal's patheticly defeated face.

Granted...

He is looking manically at you with those twisted evil eyes his hair curling in some dark unseen power... his eyes fastened like a hawk... Pain cringing back and forth accross his face...

But...

In seeing his face and stairing at the rather pathetic sight, you... fail to see THE Brick in his right had... which is soon planted against your own noggin at a rather high velocity... and caught on camera for the world to see I might add.

Waking up she finds herself in wonderful company... in a time far far away with an old friend who hasn't been seen on CAA for many years... his rusty spoon hungry for battle... and spleens... be good... Sc*pth.

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:53 pm

Ooh, fun fun ^ ^

*Me pops in and jumps on Pascal's back* Congrats ((\^_^/)

Hah! YES!!!! For the corruption of taking my 5000th wish, now no one believes you took it because they believe I had it! Mwah ha ha ha!

Postby **USSRGirl** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:55 pm

:wow:

....

....

*twitch*

=,O

*twitch*

The natural order... the sanctity and goodness that is the Corrupted Wish Thread... has been disturbed.

Postby **thefonzjr1323** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:29 pm

I guess i gotta start the wishes over because the last person never wished

I wish that i would look more attractive to girls

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:29 pm

Granted. You are more attractive to female gorillas.

I wish that had webcam footage of Pascal being foiled.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:37 pm

Granted. My legions of spies captured the exact moment... but lense cap was left on.

I wish JadenMental was beaten to death with a mop.

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:38 pm

Granted... but only after he beat you in next years sporkoff only to be beaten by Sc*pth released with a mop.

I Wish someone else would gain the corruption from my wishes.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:21 pm

USSRGirl (post: 1207126) wrote:The natural order... the sanctity and goodness that is the Corrupted Wish Thread... has been disturbed.

Anyway...

Granted, you step on a crack and break your mothers back and feel really bad about it.

I wish for sacrifices in honor of the 5000 corrupted wish...

Postby **Taliesin** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:24 pm

Granted, I sacrifice this thread.

I wish that I would win my debate tournament, qualify for nationals, then win nationals.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:17 pm

Granted, you cede from the union and create your own nation in which you win your debate tournament without any difficulty...sadly you get nuked off the face of the earth for your rebellion and invasion of the United States of America...

I wish it wasn't 11:21 when I posted this wish

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:29 pm

Granted.... *Wish never happens*

I wish I had the power to control Pascal ~(O__O)~

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:33 pm

Granted, you now have the power to control Blaise Pascal the famous 17th century mathematician/philosopher! To bad he's dead...

I wish I could control my appendix...

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:03 pm

Granted but the only way to do that is to have then surgically removed. Then you can control it by scooshing it around in your hands ^ ^

Oh noez, I wish I didn't just cough just now :O

Postby **mathgrant** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:04 pm

Peanut: Granted, you can control the appendix of your book! I control the foreword, index, and copyright page, though.

Tsukuyomi: Granted, you merely vomited on your keyboard. Like Strong Bad from the "bottom 10" email.

I wish "Godzilla" by Blue Öyster Cult were "God's Will-a" by Blue Clöister Cult, a rock group consisting of nuns in blue habits, instead. =O

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:20 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, they're an evil death cult, and each performance culminates with the forcible sacrifice of the entire audience. Bet you wish you hadn't accepted those show tickets now, eh?

I wish that blueberries were outlawed.

Postby **mathgrant** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:24 pm

Granted, but what flavor Pop-Tarts can you have without blueberries? D: Brown Sugar Cinnamon FTL! x.x

I wish Pi Day were really awesome!

Postby **Dante** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:09 am

Granted Pi day is really awesome, but it was already awesome... so you wasted a perfectly good corruptable wish... But sadly for you as much as pi day may be awesome... all of its awesomeness... BELONGS TO MEZ CUZ my ASU GPA is 3.14 MWAH HA HA HA HA!!! I WIN!

I wish that Tsukuyomi would gain the power to control P.A.S.C.A.L. the evil robot of doomz!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:27 am

Granted, but her first order is for it to beat you black and blue.

I wish that people would recognize the awesome that is Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts.

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