Corrupted wish game

[animewarrior]

granted its not for rent anymore. it's for sale.

I wish I won the Lotto 649.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You spent $29 to win $6.49.

I wish that chocolate sauce was sentient.

[Peanut]

Granted, but it rises up and eats you.

I wish someone would show up and save us from this chocolaty goodness...

[Sheenar]

Granted. A large group of teenagers shows up and eats all the chocolate. However, now you have to clean up the mess.

I wish my dog could help me clean and pack.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted your dog will now clean up the food messes you just made on your kitchen floor and help pack away all that meat left on the counter you were expecting to have for supper tonight!

I wish that AS would air the Live version of Sailor Moon.

[minakichan]

Granted; now live-action Sailor Moon gets the same disproportional hype as every other AS show, so the number of unhygienic dweebish Sailor crossplayers exponentializes.

I wish I had a heart.

[Peanut]

Granted, *hands minakichan a maggot infested heart*

I wish normal would cease to exist.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted Normal/Nermal the cat has been removed from all Garfield continuities.

I wish that Nermal existed again.

[thefonzjr1323]

Granted, but then s/he gets hit by a car and is removed from more than the show

I wish school got closed for an eternity

[MangArtist]

Granted, but now you can't get a job due to lack of education.

I wish uploading images on other sites was easier. =(

[mathgrant]

Granted, uploading 1x1 pixel JPG's is now easier than uploading 1024x800 BMP's.

I wish I were normal.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you are nermal the cat. You got hit by a car and lost your place on Garfield, as well as the use of your lower body.

I wish that hot dogs came in packages of seven.

[Tsuki]

Granted, but no one sells them.
I wish pluto was still a planet.

[Peanut]

Granted, Pluto is still a planet at heart but not in terms of scientific classification.

I wish Pluto would fight Jupiter in an epic clash of David vs. Goliath; Dwarf Planet verses Planet...and that it was on cable and not Paper View...

[Tsuki]

Granted, now pluto runs right into Jupiter's storm and destroys it! Now with out a gr8 mass to attract space junk, it all crashes into planet Earth.....and live no longer exist because of your wish.
I wish I could get into wheaton college IL.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You manage to sneak onto the campus for about 30 minutes before being thrown out.

I wish that I had a working Pickled Herring Note.

[Dante]

Granted, now pluto runs right into Jupiter's storm and destroys it! Now with out a gr8 mass to attract space junk, it all crashes into planet Earth.....and live no longer exist because of your wish.

I wish I could get into wheaton college IL.

I find something about these two statements comical... but maybe its just me .

I wish that I had a working Pickled Herring Note.

Granted but it doesn't work weekends, demands a signing bonus, and its salary is out of your league.

I wish that the next person to corrupt my wish would become filthy rich and I would cease to exist in the process.

[Peanut]

Granted, the following person, myself, becomes filthy rich and is corrupted by greed. He then runs for office, wins in a landslide and begins creates the "Peanut Doctrine," which is simply to nuke anyone who has problems with the US until they glow. Oh and you cease to exist as Pascal and instead become PASCAL thanks to advancements in cybernetics that allow humans to get rid of their fleshly body in favor for a longer lasting, radiation resistant metal bodies. You then gallop around the country side, trying to find Neverwhen so you can create an army to crush those Imperium fools...sadly there is no Imperium...or any cake...sorry.

I wish I didn't have a parable paper due...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, it's now overdue - i.e. late.

I wish that I didn't have to buy gas for my car.

[mathgrant]

Granted, now the U.S. government pays for your gas. But you have to pay for the gas of everyone else in America.

I wish I were a better Christian. =O

[Peanut]

Granted, you've now changed your name to Christian, making you a better Christian since you weren't one before.

I wish I could play SSBB over wi-fi in my dorm room.

[king atlantis]

granted, but everyone else stops playing, leaving you player less.


i wish i had DSL or highspeed

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted but your identity gets stolen

I wish I had a better grade in math so I could get SSBB

[minakichan]

Granted, but you only get a better math grade by becoming the kind of lame nerd with no interest in video games.

I wish I had more of those delicious scallops.......

[Peanut]

Granted, but you have so many scallops that you end up becoming a scallop through some sort of weird transformation that no one can explain...

I wish room inspections ceased to exist...

[king atlantis]

granted: you lose your room, and are forced to live on the streats- where no one expects your 'room' (ie: a cardboard box)

i wish i could just say what i mean to say :p

[Peanut]

Granted, but what you mean to say ends up getting you mugged and then shot by blue ducks.

I wish I could be mugged and then shot by blue ducks...

[king atlantis]

granted: but you die before you realize WHAT shot you.


i wish i had exactly one cup of normal but good tasting jello, with nothing bad or harmful in it; and no way that i could be harmed in anyway while eating the jello or by things unrelated to the jello.

[Dante]

Granted, but it is made after a million mistrials result in the deaths of millions of puppies and kitties at the Jello animal testing facilities... and because of this if you eat it, people will openly spit on your or beat you up in the street.

I wish a hornets nest filled with hornets would fall on my head.

[Dante]

hmmmm... evil look back and forth

granted but they don't want to bite you but sing horrible slow songs from the sixties the entire time.