Oh man... I am SO SORRY guys!!!!!!!!!! but I've been unbelieveably busy of late. I hope you guys can forgive me. ^^'
*Forces the Dragon into a mosh pit at an Anthrax concert, where the Dragon is bashed and pushed around by screaming Anthrax fans. He also is forced to go to the back room and inhale a lot of cigarette smoke.*
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The dragon like the band and cigarette smoke
HP: 2,875,000
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Let's be kind to dragons,after all Skeeve The Great has a pet dragon.
Dragon's are nice and kind and make excellent toasters!
btw:My latest intelligence reports indicate that the blob is actually the love child of Roy Mustang and Kim Manning!
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the dragon is thouched by ML's speech
HP: 2,880,000
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O'.o oh ho!! being a brat about your whoopin, eh dragon?
*goes mythbusters on the dragon and puts an obsurd amount of cigarette lighters and cans of biscuits in the dragons mouth, causing a tremendous explosion of biscuit dough and lighter fluid*
i just love the smell of biscuits and lighter fluid in the afternoon...
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Biscuit dough and lighter fluid is one of the dragon's fav treats
HP: 2,900,000
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*Summons Bobobo-bobo(continue) to use his FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!*
*maniac laughter*
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The dragon does not enjoy this
HP: 2,800,000 MASSIVE DAMAGE! ( bounus on the bobobo thing
)
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*builds a gigantic lego fortress around the Dragon and coats it with water-poof deck coating, then proceeds to fill the fortress with tangerine flavored kool-aid and nitro-glycerin.*
Stand back, Y'all!
*sets up a flaming tennis-ball cannon and begins a barrage on the fortress*
...
*waits for the flaming tennis balls to ignite the glycerin*
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There is a small boom heard, the dragon climbs out of the fort, It seems that the dragon drank more then half of the juice. Dragon takes a step and the cool aid shoots from it's nose.
HP: 2,700,000 SUPER HEAVY DAMAGE!!!
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Summons the Sky Servent and sends the blue dragon in an uncontrollable vortex that spins the dragon around and smashes him to the ground. Soon after I call for lightning with my sword and strike the dragon with it, sending a limitless amount of volts through it's body.
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The blue dragon absorbs the volts and becomes bootsed in HP
HP: 2,800,000
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Time for something new.....
*Danderson accomplishes Shadow-clone-jitusu, turning himself into 100 sonic clones. The clones circle the dragon and charge, spinning towards it with high-voltage energy*
*after attack.....* Ok, lets tag-team....I'll launch someone at the dragon if they have an attack they can perform once they collide with him.....
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Dragon is somewhat hurt
HP: 2,760,000
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Mommy, CephasWhite stole my sword
On a more serious note, Tag-teams with Danderson, and performs what I call "The Wildfire Punch"(CopyRight 2008), a burning punch that toasts the dragon inside out.
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Dragon feels warm inside. O_O
HP: 2,600,000
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*I also tag Danderson and help K_F_M by doing a vertical spin attack with my sword against the dragon*
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The dragon thinks it a paper cut and panics
HP: 2,500,000 MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
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Bah! That paint didn't dry fast enough! Time for more extreme measures.
*covers the dragon in gold painter's tape*
RAWK ON, DWAGGIE!
*gives him a potion which restores precisely 8,675,309 HP*
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A catchy tune come to the dragon's mind when he drinks the potion
HP:11,175,309 UPGRADE!!! (Dragon is now gold)
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*feeds the dragon a dragon sized portion of bad curry, then puts an "out of order" sign on the doors of the restrooms"
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Dragon: "Yikes! >_<"
HP: 11,100,000 MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
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*ties a Earth Mark IX "Gatebuster" nuclear bomb enhanced with naqahdriah to the dragons tail*
Bomb is rigged to blow in three posts.
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Dragon: "Double yikes! O_O"
HP: 11,100,000
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Cinema-ryu cinematic swordfighting! Final Cut Technique!
Letterbox -> dramatic close-up -> lens flare -> bullet time (katana time) + iaijutsu draw-cut!
.rai//
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Dragon goes through a dramatic dieing shot, and then realises that the wound is real
HP: 11,000,000 MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
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This is just a post to help ich1990's attack and to ask CephasWhite to give back my sword T_T
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The dragon pittys K_F_M and goes back to fighting
HP:11,000,000
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*whaps Mathgrant over the head with a gigantic mallet, then pulls off the dragon's gold tape so that he spins around like the woman getting spun around by the magistrate by her obi.*
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The dragon becomes dizzy @_@
(Dragon is no longer gold at this time.)
HP:10,990,000
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*gives Bible to blob and dragon* Here's your guide to life. ^_^
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The dragon Thanks Sanji, reads the bible, runs to the CAA prayer room, gets saved, and goes back to destroying things.
HP: 10,990,000
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*pokes the dragon with a sharp stick* o.o
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Dragon: "OW!! That hurt more then the last one!!!!"
HP: 10,930,000 MAGGIVE DAMAGE!!!
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*Forces the dragon to submit to Haruhi Suzumiya, and her ribbon.*
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The dragon submits, even tho' he doesn't know who he/she is.
HP: 10,930,000
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Causes the Dragon to have a head cold, Strep Throat, A Stomich Virus, and Athletes Foot all at once.
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The dragon becoems sick, but gets well unbelivably fast.
Dragon HP: 9,999,999
UPGRADE!!! (dragon is now invulnerable to all attacks except one.)
The dragon seems like it can not be beaten now, but all of a sudden, Sparx comes out of a near by cave with a bag in his hand. "Hey guys! you won't believe what happend! I..... You guys still haven't defeated the dragon yet? Well I got something that will kill it in one blow!"
Sparx reaches in his bag and pulls out the most dreaded weapon in the whole world.... A TONBERRY KNIFE!!! As a bead of sweat appers on the dragon's forehead, sparx slowly walks towards the dragon. Hours pass........ Then all of a sudden......"doink"..........
Dragon HP: 0 UN-FREAKIN' BELIEVEABLE DAAMAGE!!!
The dragon falls over with a mighty thud, shaking most of the threads in CAA. The dragon's spirt comes out of the body, The dragon explans that he didn't want to hurt anyone, but he was being controlled by another being. The dragon thanks everyone for releasing him, and flys up to heaven
On a side note, I had to stop it early because I'm STILL busy. |:|