Corrupted wish game

[Peanut]

Granted, *hands animewarrior a the plastic shell to a Nintendo DS*

I wish I could take my ethics mid term now and just get it over with.

[Sohma]

Granted! Your teacher is feeling a bit out of it and lets you take the mid terms early! But you failed. =/

I wish I had. . . $100 on iTunes.

[mathgrant]

Granted! You play Apple Product Roulette at a casino, and bet $100 on iTunes. Alas, the wheel landed on iMac instead, and you lose.

I wish more people knew about Chip's Challenge and Tile World and would reply to my thread.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they are annoying people who post only to flame and disparage the games, and they get your thread locked.

I wish that foxes had wings.

[mathgrant]

Granted, I just ate all your buffalo wings. *smacks lips*

I wish I had more wings!

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you now have wings all over your body...unfortunately they also make you itch terribly all the time too!

I wish that it was illegal to say the word Zarn on this forum for the next
39 hours.

[Peanut]

Granted, however thanks to a slight miscalculation, that 39 hours was reduced to 39 milliseconds so by the time I finish granting your wish it should be legal to mention a certain someones name on this forum again.

I wish Zarn Ishtare would return and corrupt this wish.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's really me in a rubber mask.

I wish that Peanut would corrupt Zarn Ishtare's wish.

[Peanut]

Granted, Zarn is now a poetic pimp.

I wish I didn't have to take Sociology.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted instead you must conduct a three year survey into the mating habits of poodles in Des Moines,Iowa.

I wish that Kali had a beagle to play with.

[Peanut]

Granted, but I accidentally misspell beagle and instead of getting a dog Kali gets a bagel...yum!

I wish I had a bagel...with butter...

[minakichan]

Granted, but I accidentally misspell bagel and instead of getting a baked bread ring Peanut gets a butter-smothered cooked dog... yum!

I wish Obama and Clinton would break into a violent mud-fight during a debate on live television.

[Peanut]

Granted, however it is only a metaphorical mud-fight in which the mud being flung is really just their words and the violence is nothing more then insults...in other words the only difference between it an a normal debate is the fact that they are openly insulting each other.

I wish I could read with the speed of lightning.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you can now read at light speed but nothing makes much sense any way so why bother?

I wish the next Star Trek movie featured the Mirror Universe where the crew of Voyager meets the Evil versions of the Sailor Senshis,except for
Ami/Sailor Mercury who happens to be the only good Sailor Senshi.

[Peanut]

Granted, except instead of containing evil versions of characters from Sailor Moon, the Mirror Universe contains evil versions of the sailors from Deadliest Catch.

I wish for a thousand knives.

[Sohma]

Granted! But they are all rubber.

I wish for a new pair of jeans. =D

[Peanut]

Granted, but they're rubber as well.

I wish I knew the best song in the world.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but they are rubber songs o.o;

I wish it wasn't so late and I wasn't so tired, so I could stay up later o.o;

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, it's early - so early, in fact, that you really need to go to sleep, and you end up oversleeping anyway and waking up in the middle of the afternoon to find yourself in some government lab strapped to a table about to have poodle dna grafted into you.

I wish that I had a photo of Tsukuyomi after she turns part poodle with the classic poodle haircut.

[Peanut]

Granted, but while they were developing it they accidentally exposed it to sunlight, ruining it forever!

I wish I owned a star.

[king atlantis]

granted: the star changes shapes constantly, spelling out your deepest darkest thoughts and secrets 9as well as your global position and name) allerting the world to EVERYTHING about you.

i wish i could teleport at will, anywhere, and never get hurt or anyone else hurt in anyway shape or form, or get in trouble. i would also have complete control over the places i go, and when i go.

(lets see you try to corrupt that one >.>)

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but in order to do all of that. You must sell your soul to a devil monkey named Peaches o.o

I wish I had some skittles u_u

[Sheenar]

Granted, but when the rainbow appears, you are attacked by leprechauns who think you're after their gold.

[Tsukuyomi]

*Grows tiny (lol) and crawls into Sheenar's head* You forgot your wish

[Sheenar]

Sorry. I wish I had a flying horse.

[Sohma]

Can you feed me now?

[thefonzjr1323]

granted, but the horse only has one wing

I wish i had all the money i need, which is alot

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's a loan from the mob, so you need even more money to pay them back before they break your legs.

I wish for toast and eggs.

[RidleyofZebes]

Granted. You now have a new disease named after the last things the person who named it ate.

I wish I could finish the Undine I'm trying to draw.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but... oh, sorry, misread. Now everything you try to draw looks like underwear. Eh, close enough.

I wish for someone to launch all zig.