Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:06 pm

Granted, it's that season, but college football has been outlawed.

I wish that hot dogs could be made out of rabbit.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:12 pm

Granted, hot dogs are now made from rabbits hair.

I wish I had a Guy Fawkes mask...

Postby **animewarrior** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:38 pm

Granted. You get an Guy Fawkes mask for 5.1 seconds and then it is destroyed by evil ice-cream-craving aliens that look like Barbie dolls.

I wish that I didn't have to give my laptop back to my school that I got for tele-conferencing. >.<

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:54 pm

Granted, but they take your liver instead.

I wish there were no ice-cream-craving aliens that look like Barbie dolls...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:23 pm

Granted, now they crave your internal organs.

I wish that the blue ducks would save us from the aliens that look like Barbie dolls.

Postby **mathgrant** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:28 pm

Granted, the blue ducks eat our internal organs first.

I wish God would kill a kitten every time blue ducks were mentioned.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:48 pm

Granted, but it doesn't stop us from mentioning them.

I wish the blue ducks formed their own hockey team and joined the NHL.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:39 am

Granted, but they have a huge rivalry against the Mighty Ducks and can't beat them no matter how hard they try.
I wish Jimi Hendrix was still alive.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:20 pm

Granted, your first born child is now named Jimi Hendrix.

I wish spring break was going on right now...

MAL · Postby **GeneD** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:46 pm

Granted, since it's now the only holiday in the whole year.

I wish people wouldn't be so judgmental towards anime.

Postby **animewarrior** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:48 pm

Granted. They now are judmental to every form of entertainment. >.< ... T_T

I wish I had an just made Angel Food cake. ^^

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:56 pm

Granted, but I ate it.

I wish I owned the greatest weapon ever made.

Postby **Kung_Fu_Master** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:44 pm

Granted, but it so big that it crushies under it's own weight

I wish someone came up with cheese covered planter's peanuts

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:49 pm

Granted but it's made out of that stinky cheese that nobody really likes so nobody will eat it!

I wish that Peanut and Kali were played by Sean Schemmel and
Crispin Freeman in the anime about the CAA!

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:21 pm

Granted, however it's only for the pilot episode, and they are quickly replaced by William Shatner (as Kaligraphic) and Tom Cruise (as myself...).

I wish somebody would take mitsuki lover's hint and actually start working on making a manga based on CAA with the hopes of it eventually turning into an anime/tv show/movie.

Postby **Kung_Fu_Master** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:37 am

Granted, but it turns out to be the most Epic Fail CAA has ever known (Yes, even worst than that)

I wish there were no more epic fails

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:52 pm

Granted. You fail so hard that you make every other fail move down a rank in comparison.

I wish that I had a feather duster made with feathers from blue ducks.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:42 pm

Granted, but the now nude Blue Ducks are furious with you and decide to get revenge by making dusters out of your beard hair.

I wish Kali's beard would grow back...on Kali of course...

Postby **mathgrant** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:24 pm

Granted, but it grows on multiple non-facial parts of Kali's anatomy, including armpits, chest, elbows, and other places which I either care not to (or am not allowed to) mention.

I wish I were a pop star.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:57 pm

Granted, your a star that goes pops out of existence whenever someone says the word "it".

I wish I had an army of Knights who say Nii...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:10 pm

Granted, but they're an army of Wintendo fanbois.

I wish that mathgrant had a tool shed made out of toenail clippings.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:50 am

Granted,mathgrant now is using all of your used toenail clippings to build you a tool shed to put all that cheese in.

I wish that I had a billion million dollars for every time my last name was misspelled.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:46 pm

Granted, but you loose 99% of it to the new misspelled last name tax the government has issued.

I wish we could do away with bureaucracies like the DMV.

Postby **minakichan** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:03 pm

Granted; now the DMV (and the post office and all of that other communist nonsense) is privatized by a monopoly corporation that raises the price of all related fees and purchases by 5000000000%.

I wish Shoujo Comic and all similar shoujo-smut magazines would disappear from the face of the planet.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:06 pm

Granted, the disappear from the face of the planet Mars and reappear in your front yard.

I wish I had more peach rings...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:45 pm

Granted. All your shirts now have peach-coloured rings around the collars.

I wish that I had a BMW.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:21 pm

Granted, *gives Kali a BMW radio flyer engine*

I wish I owned a weighted companion cube.

Postby **Kung_Fu_Master** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:55 pm

Granted, *Gives Peanut a cube with hearts on it that weighs about 300 pounds to heavy for him to lift*

I wish I had a planet to myself and a bible and the newest christian music

Postby **king atlantis** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:55 pm

granted: your planet explodes.

wish:
ummmm.....ummmmm............cheese and chocolate milk would be..ummm....pink. and orange.

Postby **animewarrior** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:01 pm

granted cheese is the new name for bubblegum and chocolate milk is the new name for a carrot....

I wish I had a brand new Nintendo DS Lite

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